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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 2638 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 985009 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
come join dis cray cray minecraft server where dogs are the rulers and humans are their loyal servants. we got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens.
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that does the chicken dance on command. plus, every time you mine a block, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes.
we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, so hold on tight and try not to explode! and don’t forget about our annual potato sack race where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.
so what are you waiting for? come poop inside with us and experience the wackiest minecraft server in the universe!
