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CraftyCrafterMC SMP – The Rankinator

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you, we have a secret underground base where the admins host dance parties every Saturday night. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds waiting to be found by the bravest player. Oh, and did I mention that our server has a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? Yeah, you heard me right. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP ever!

Redstone Roubles Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1182
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	4902
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

so, like, u kno how russia was all big and stuff? well, not anymore, they dropped from the top ten largest economies worldwide. like, whoopsie daisy, guess they forgot to pay their bills or something. but hey, if u wanna join our minecraft server, u can be part of something way bigger than russia. like, we have dragons and unicorns and a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds. plus, we have a taco tuesday every day, cuz why not? so come join us and leave russia in the dust, literally.

HateCakeMinecraftSMP

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2017
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Falling into the Void:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Buildings Constructed:	49

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can eat is steak and potatoes? Join our wild and wacky SMP where the only food available is durian fruit! That’s right, get ready to gag on the stench of this notorious fruit while trying to survive in a world full of crazy challenges and unexpected twists.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of sentient carrots who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their veggie tyranny? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the food is funky and the adventures are out of this world!

FutureCraft2077

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2023
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Join our Minecraft server and find out! In 100 years, our server will be the only surviving civilization in a post-apocalyptic world ruled by mutant chickens and zombie villagers. But don’t worry, we have plenty of diamond swords and enchanted armor to protect you. Plus, our server has the most epic roller coaster rides that will make you forget all about the impending doom outside. So come join us and be a part of our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable future!

RedstoneRubleTradeFun

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5616
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Runes Activated:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Potions Brewed:	53	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT LEAKED DOCUMENTS REVEALING SECRET TRADE CHANNELS BETWEEN RUSSIA AND INDIA FOR WAR EQUIPMENT! U CAN BE A SPY AND STEAL ALL DA SECRETS WHILE BUILDING UR OWN SECRET BASE IN DA GAME! WHO NEEDS REAL LIFE ESPIONAGE WHEN U CAN DO IT IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BE DA ULTIMATE SECRET AGENT BLOCK BUILDER!

BlockyPolls – Trump’s Domain

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5831
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

LOLZ come join dis Minecraft server where we got polls dat say Trump is da bestest prez everrrrr! We got crazy biased polls dat make u feel like u in an alternate universe where Trump is king and everyone loves him! Build ur own Trump Tower and make Minecraft great again! Join now for a wild ride full of fake news and alternative facts! #Trump2024 #MinecraftForTrump

What is the IP for Here’s Johnny Minecraft Server?

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7824
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2569	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Here’s Johnny is a versatile and talented entertainer known for his captivating stage presence and unique brand of comedy. With over 10 years of experience performing at various venues and events, Here’s Johnny has made a name for himself in the entertainment industry. His quick wit, infectious energy, and ability to improvise on the spot have earned him a loyal following of fans. Whether he’s hosting a live music event, emceeing a comedy show, or performing stand-up comedy, Here’s Johnny always leaves audiences laughing and wanting more.

Infocraft

Cross-Play, Factions, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7625
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Animals Bred:	168
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Discover the premier server in New Zealand! Dive into a world of Custom Enchants, epic dungeons, Mega Survival challenges, and exclusive custom items. Join us TODAY and embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure!

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Blocky Cock Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4967
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mines Excavated:	3253	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, get ready for a server that will have you laughing your blocky butt off!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community that is as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage. Our server is so awesome, even when she sees my cock, she can’t help but be impressed by the size of our builds and the creativity of our players.

From building giant statues of Steve riding a pig to battling it out in epic PVP arenas, there is never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Where Are The True Patriots Of Minecraft SMP?

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6331
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Emeralds Found:	1038	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the true patriots of /b/ gather to show off their Minecraft skills!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles against giant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you want to mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon that wears a top hat and monocle, and only the bravest players dare to challenge him.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where players can ride on rollercoasters made out of TNT, and a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land where players can ride unicorns and battle against evil witches on broomsticks.

So if you’re ready to join the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there, come join us and show the world that you are a true patriot of /b/!

HartAttack Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3945
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1654	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, and team up with other players to take down the evil Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them in a dance-off. And don’t even get us started on the talking villagers who will trade you diamonds for your best joke.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there’s a TNT-loving creeper on the loose)!

FearlessCraft

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5757
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2381
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	222
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers have been trained to do the Macarena instead of exploding! Join us and witness the most epic dance party in all of Minecraft history!

We also have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a magical land filled with talking pigs and flying cows. Rumor has it that if you can find the golden carrot hidden in this land, you will be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just imagine the bling bling you’ll have with a whole coop of these feathered friends!

So come on down to our server and conquer your fear of the unknown with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of craziness!