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She-WarriorCraft

achievement, Appointment, Armed Forces, breaking barriers, Canada, Canadian Armed Forces, Defense, Diversity, female empowerment, gender equality, general, history-making, Julie Payette, leadership, milestone, Military, progress, SheWarriorCraft, top soldier, trailblazer, WOMAN

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1032
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE HAVING A WOMAN AS TOP SOLDIER IN CANADA – IT’S CRAZY AND UNEXPECTED! JOIN US FOR SOME WILD ADVENTURES AND UNPREDICTABLE FUN! EXPLORE OUR MINECRAFT WORLD AND DISCOVER SECRET TREASURES THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND! FIGHT OFF HOARDES OF ZOMBIES AND CREEPERS WITH THE STRENGTH AND COURAGE OF A FEMALE TOP SOLDIER! YOU WON’T REGRET JOINING THIS EPIC SERVER – IT’S LIKE HAVING A WOMAN IN CHARGE OF AN ARMY, BUT IN MINECRAFT! LET’S GOOOOOOO!

Crafty Cave Dwellers: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness!

aspirations, cave, Crafty, creativity, Dedication, dream, DWELLERS, FANTASY, future goals, hobby, Improvement, inspiration, ISOLATION, madness, Miku, Minecraft, music production, Passion, Practice, room, Ultimate, Virtual idol, virtual singer, vocaloid, Wishful thinking

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5335
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Void Gems Collected:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of the real world and just want to hole up in your room forever? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and spend your days crafting music for the one and only Miku. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest dreams in the virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that Miku herself might make an appearance on the server if she likes your tunes. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to reality and hello to endless musical possibilities on our server!

BroCraft: The Mystery of Steve’s Shenanigans

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1357
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Enchantments Applied:	182	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity!

Picture this: a group of chickens riding pigs into battle against an army of evil llamas. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

We’ve got secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant flying squids that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to be your BFF.

But the real reason you should join our server? Because one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing the Macarena. True story.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Why did he do it bros? Because he couldn’t resist the lure of our crazy Minecraft world.

EvilCraft: Where Nature vs. Nurture Gets Blown Up!

Behavior, BLOWN, Childhood, culture, Development, Environment, Ethics, Evil, evilcraft, genetics, genetics vs environment, Human nature, influence, morality, Nature, nature vs nurture, nature vs nurture debate, Nurture, Personality, philosophy, Psychology, socialization, society, upbringing

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7329
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Are you tired of pondering life’s biggest questions like “Are people born evil or is it their environment and upbringing that make them evil?” Well, stop thinking so hard and join our Minecraft server instead! We have a theory that all evil comes from not having enough diamonds in your inventory. So come join us and mine to your heart’s content to rid yourself of any evil tendencies. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. So why waste time debating deep philosophical questions when you could be building a giant potato statue instead? Join us now and let the diamond mining therapy begin!

PW Prison Breakout: Escape the Banhammer!

3 day, Ban, Banhammer, Behavior, Breakout, consequences, discipline, Escape, forum, Infraction, internet forum, Moderation, Online Community, Prison, punishment, pw, restricted access, rules, suspension, temporary ban, user account, VIOLATION, Warning, Welp

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3471
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3513	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

So, you’ve been banned from the Pixel Warriors server for 3 days? No worries, come join our Minecraft server where we embrace all the banned rebels! We’ve got a secret underground base where banned players can roam free and cause chaos. We’ve got a special plugin that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that gives you the power to ban the admins! So come join us, where the banned are the true rulers of the land!

OrcaCraft: Where Even Orcas Can’t Resist Being Jerks!

Animal Behavior, Animal intelligence, apex predators, jerks, killer whales, marine animals, marine ecosystems, marine life, marine mammals, ocean ecology, ocean predators, orca aggression, orca behavior, orca conservation, orca habitat, orca intelligence, OrcaCraft, orcas, Resist, sea creatures, sea life, wildlife conservation

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1153
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	74	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	238	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Are you tired of Orcas being the biggest jerks in the ocean? Well, come join our Minecraft server where Orcas are banned and dolphins rule the seas! Our underwater kingdom is filled with rainbow-colored fish, talking squids, and even a secret society of mermaids who throw the best underwater raves.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret portal that leads to a land filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a giant rainbow slide that takes you straight to the moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and a lifetime supply of cake.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to those pesky Orcas once and for all!

LOLcraft: Hype Train Station

Amped, anticipation, buzzed, eager, Ecstatic, energized, enthusiastic, EXCITEMENT, exhilarated, fired up, full of energy, hype, Hyped, jazzed, LolCraft, motivated, on cloud nine, passionate, pumped up, Ready, Station, stoked, Thrilled, Train

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2804
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig king who rides a flying llama.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is populated by friendly unicorns who poop out rainbow-colored blocks that you can use to build your own magical castle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that transports you to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Who’s hyped?

Crafty F*ckers: We Liked It

Crafty, Fckers

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4081
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are as wild and wacky as a pack of llamas on roller skates. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like riding a giant chicken into battle? Why not! The only limit is your imagination, and maybe a few laws of physics.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Disco Dragon. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Creepers: Where Politics and Jewels Collide!

arousal, collide, confession, controversial, Crafty, CREEPERS, Cum, desire, FANTASY, fetish, Identity, Intimacy, Jewels, JEWESS, Nightly, Obsession, Political, Politics, Provocative, Religion, secret, Sleep, stereotype, taboo, Thoughts

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8940
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even political Jewesses can’t resist joining in on the fun. Plus, where else can you find a community that is as dedicated to building and exploring as they are to questionable nighttime activities? Join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

HonestCraft: Where griefing is banned and creepers tell the truth!

bailing, banned, Boundaries, comfort, Communication, courage, CREEPERS, decision, desire, FANTASY, fear, Griefing, hesitation, HonestCraft, Honesty, Intimacy, Invitation, relationships, room, self reflection, temptation, Threesome, Trust, Truth, Vulnerability

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5161
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated world is the players themselves! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures, like when our resident pig tamer tried to ride a chicken into battle against a horde of creepers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary duo who once invited a player back to their room for a threesome… with a twist! Will you have the guts to join in on their outrageous antics, or will you chicken out and bail like a noob? Only one way to find out – join our server today and let the madness begin!

Crafty Umaru’s Pixel Playground

#fangirling, Anime, anime forum, comedy, COSPLAY, Crafty, fan theories, Gaming, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Manga, NEET, Otaku, otaku community, PIXEL, Playground, queen of /a/, season 3, slice of life, speculation, umaru chan, Umaru Thread, Umarus, waifu

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3221
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Are you tired of waiting for the queen of /a/ to return and for Season 3 to finally drop? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can create your own epic adventures and make Season 3 a reality! Join us and become the hero of your own story, where the queen of /a/ will bow down to your greatness and Season 3 will be just a mere subplot in your epic saga. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!