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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 7104 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
We have a secret underground bunker where we hide from the Twitter wars and a special enchantment that turns your pickaxe into a tiny hand to grab things like Trump grabs…well, you know.
Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, political satire, and the occasional creeper explosion that will make you question if it’s just a game or real life. So grab your pickaxe and let’s make Minecraft great again!