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| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 3279 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7339 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
Imagine rowing your way through pixelated waters, with your crew team by your side. But watch out for those sneaky mobs trying to ruin your perfect tan! And speaking of tans, we fully support all beauty standards, whether you want to be as pale as a ghost or as bronzed as a baked potato.
Don’t worry about any accusations of racism here, because we embrace all ethnicities and backgrounds. In fact, we encourage you to express your unique beauty standards, whether it’s rocking a tan or staying as fair as a snowflake.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be apologizing for is not joining sooner! And don’t worry about your principal or parents getting mad – they’ll be too busy trying to survive in our wild and wacky world. See you in-game, and remember, tan lines are just the start of your epic adventure!
