top shelf – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

SMP Minecraft – SERIOUS Kevin Nash Talk

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP for a truly unique experience.

Picture this: a server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And the zombies? They break out into dance numbers instead of trying to eat your brains. It’s a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it, if you can befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

And let’s not forget about our resident wizard, Steve the Sorcerer. He’s been known to turn players into unicorns or summon giant flying pigs to ride around on. It’s chaos and hilarity at every turn on our Minecraft SMP.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

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BlockyExRevenge

BlockyExRevenge, Breakup, Closure, closure message, Communication, emotions, ex, ex boyfriend, ex girlfriend, forgiveness, healing, HEARTBREAK, long-distance relationship, love, Message, moving on, past, Reflection, relationships

Are you tired of your ex creeping on your social media? Well, join our Minecraft server and send them a message they’ll never forget! Build a giant pixelated middle finger right in front of their virtual house and let them know you’ve moved on to bigger and better blocks. Show them who’s boss in this virtual world and leave them regretting ever crossing you. Join now for the ultimate revenge experience!

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WestBankWanderer Minecraft Server

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so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that is like totally wild and unpredictable? well, this server is like that but on steroids. we got crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community that is as chaotic as it gets.

one time, a player built a giant banana that shot out fireworks every time someone walked by. it was bananas, literally. another time, we had a massive treasure hunt where the prize was a pet dragon that could fly you around the server. it was epic.

oh, and did i mention the time when a player accidentally turned themselves into a giant chicken and started laying eggs everywhere? it was clucking hilarious.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then come join us. who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next!

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UkraineStrikeCraft

biden, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, European affairs, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military intervention, military permission, nato alliance, peace negotiations, peace talks, political leaders, russia, UK PM, Ukraine, UkraineStrikeCraft, war strategy, world news

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT BIDEN AND UK PM TALKIN BOUT LETTIN UKRAINE GO WILD ON RUSSIA IN THE GAME! WE GOT EXPLOSIVE CREEPERS AND TNT GALORE, JUST LIKE UKRAINE GONNA HAVE IN THIS MEETING! COME BUILD YOUR OWN BUNKER AND PREPARE FOR WAR, OR JUST CHILL AND FARM SOME CROPS LIKE A PEACEFUL UKRAINE VILLAGER. EITHER WAY, YOU’LL HAVE A BLAST ON OUR SERVER! JOIN NOW FOR THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE! #UKRAINESTRONG #BIDENFORPRESIDENT #MINECRAFTWARZONE

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Blocky Boner Busters

blocky, boner, Busters, Communication, Confidence, counseling, ED, erectile dysfunction, impotence, lifestyle changes, medical conditions, medication, mens health, performance anxiety, physical factors, Psychological Factors, relationship issues, self esteem, sexual health, sexual satisfaction, side effects, Stress Management, treatment options

Join our epic minecraft server and never worry about erectile dysfunction again! our pixelated world is so exciting, it’ll have you standing at attention for hours on end. With our magical blocks and creatures, you’ll be so engrossed in the game that you’ll forget all about your flaccid troubles. Plus, our community is so supportive, they’ll give you the confidence boost you need to conquer any obstacle – even in the bedroom. So come on, join us and get ready to rise to the occasion!

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Noisy Orca Hunt Craft

acoustic disturbance, conservation efforts, Craft, ecosystem disruption, Endangered species, environmental degradation, environmental impact, human activity, human interference, hunt, hunting, hunting behavior, marine conservation, marine life, marine mammals, noise pollution, Noisy, Orca, orca population, orcas, Salish Sea, underwater communication, underwater environment, underwater noise

lol come join our minecraft server where the orcas are the real bosses! they got tired of humans making too much noise in the Salish Sea so they decided to take matters into their own fins. now they run the server and if you want to survive, you better learn to speak orca! swim with the fishes and try not to become their next meal, it’s a wild ride you won’t forget! sign up now before the orcas come for you!

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What is the IP for Caedrel Minecraft Server?

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Caedrel is a professional League of Legends player from the United Kingdom. He has competed for various teams in the European League of Legends Championship Series (LEC) and is known for his exceptional skills as a mid laner. Caedrel has a dedicated fan base and is recognized for his strategic gameplay and versatile champion pool.

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What are Minecraft servers like ZenCraft ?

Adventure, bedrock, building, Community, compatibility, Crafting, Cross-Play, crossplay, Custom, custom textures, Economy, Exploration, gameplay, hats, java, multiplayer, online gaming, player-driven, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Textures, Vanilla

Some similar Minecraft servers to ZenCraft that you may enjoy include:

1. MineSaga – This server offers a mix of survival, economy, and custom features that appeal to players looking for a well-rounded experience.

2. PixelmonCraft – For those who love Pokémon, this server combines Minecraft gameplay with the Pokémon universe, allowing players to catch and battle their favorite creatures.

3. Hypixel – Known for its variety of game modes and large player base, Hypixel offers a similar immersive experience to ZenCraft with its unique mini-games and community events.

4. The Hive – Another popular server with a focus on mini-games and competitive gameplay, The Hive provides a lively and engaging environment for players to enjoy.

5. PrimeMC – With a mix of survival, factions, and creative modes, PrimeMC offers a diverse range of gameplay options for players to explore and enjoy.

Whether you’re looking for custom textures, crossplay between Java and Bedrock, or just a fun and immersive experience, these Minecraft servers have something for everyone seeking a similar experience to ZenCraft.

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SharkzSteal

Community, Crates, Economy, LifeSteal, Minecraft, OWNER, PvP, Server, Staff, Survival, Website

One of the best minecraft lifesteal servers it has lotta things like: Crates, Nice staff, Website, BEST OWNER, Really nice community and a lot more! Try it out!

SharkzSteal.xyz

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Welcome to NOODLELAND, where you’ll get lost in the sauce! Come join the chaos without coordinates or a clue where you’ll spawn!

100 player, Anarchy, blood moon, Caves, Chaos, Cheating, chest, clue, coordinates, Daylight, Discord, End.., Enjoy, Fight, hangar.papermc.io, Join, Lost, Nether, night, NOODLELAND, Sauce, shadows, Simplevoicechat, smp, Sneaking, Solo, Spawn, surface, Teams, Waves, Youll

Server Name	NOODLELAND.XYZ ANARCHY
Map	http://noodleland.xyz:8123/
Join	noodleland.xyz / 145.239.68.128
Player Limit	100 players with land claim & teams

Overview

PVP Enabled, hard difficulty, night is unskippable
Random spawn radius of 5000 inside world border (border can be expanded at any time)
Coordinates are disabled in-game and on map
Players can not be seen on the map in certain conditions

Features

Place a chest down / use golden shovel to claim land
Claim more land by playing more
Create teams with /team & share land

Events

Blood moon may occur
Waves of mobs may attack during events
Death during events result in loss of inventory/xp

Voice Chat is optional and enabled. Install mod here.

Join the server’s discord here.

Rules are simple: no cheating, make teams or go solo, fight, and enjoy.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are coordinates enabled on the server?	No, coordinates are disabled in-game and on the map.
How can I claim land on the server?	Place a chest down or use a golden shovel to claim land. The more you play, the more land you can claim.
Can I create teams on the server?	Yes, you can use the command /team to create teams, share land, and use team chat.
What happens during the Blood Moon event?	During the Blood Moon event, waves of mobs may attack you. If you die during this event, you lose your inventory and xp.
Is voice chat mandatory on the server?	Voice chat is optional and enabled, but you need to install the mod provided.

Crafty Time Minecraft Server

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Once upon a time, in a land where pigs flew and creepers danced the Macarena, there was a Minecraft server so epic that players thought it could actually be a real possibility. Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of adventure and hilarity that awaits you on this server.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies do the cha-cha. The villagers are all secretly master chefs, cooking up the most delicious food you’ve ever tasted. And don’t even get me started on the llamas – they’re the real MVPs of this server, pulling off sick tricks and spitting fire (literally).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll stumble upon a hidden realm where the legendary Herobrine himself throws the most lit parties. And if you manage to defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond throne and a pet dragon named Fluffy.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living it up in this wacky, wild world of Minecraft madness? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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