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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 5533 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 84 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?
so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!