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AlbumRater 10/10 | Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8380
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Chimeras Created:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ores Mined:	9189	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the diamond pickaxe of SMPs – shiny, powerful, and ready to mine some serious fun!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where building epic structures is just the beginning. We have crazy events like Creeper Karaoke Night, where players have to sing their favorite songs while dodging exploding creepers. Trust us, it’s a blast!

Plus, our server is home to the legendary Album of Awesomeness, rumored to be a 10/10 masterpiece that brings good luck to anyone who listens to it while playing. Some say it even grants players the ability to fly in-game (Disclaimer: results may vary).

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just discover the secret of the Album of Awesomeness and become a legend in your own right!

MissileCraft: MidEast Mayhem

Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Iran tensions, maritime security, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, Mideast, Military, military deployment, missile defense, missile defense system, MissileCraft, naval forces, Navy, SECURITY, US, Warships

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5842
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Falling into the Void:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz we got more missile defense warships than the US in the Middle East! Join us and be protected from any creeper attacks or zombie invasions. Our ships are armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows to keep you safe while you mine and build your epic creations. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can chill with other players and plot world domination. So come join us and sail the high seas of Minecraft madness!

UniFormidableCraft

Armed, AUTHORITY, Defense, INDIVIDUALS, law enforcement, less threatening, Military, Perception, perception of authority, perception of safety, perception of uniforms, Police, Professions, Protection, Public Safety, Safety, SECURITY, sportfans, threatening, UniFormidableCraft, Uniforms

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8878
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where uniforms are BANNED and everyone is free to be themselves! no more feeling threatened by those pesky uniforms, just pure fun and chaos! we once had a player who dressed as a giant banana and led a parade through the server, it was bananas! literally! so come on down and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

CraftyTrannyDate Minecraft Server

black dick, Board, Conservatives, controversy, CraftyTrannyDate, DATING, debate, discussion, Diversity, forum, internet culture, LGBTQ, marginalized groups, Minecraft, Online Community, relationships, Server, Social Issues, Spam, Threads, trannies, Transgender, weird

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4202
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	149	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Dimension Hops:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old discussions about building techniques and resource gathering? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to date trannies, spam black dick memes, and discuss why conservatives are so weird. Our community is like no other, filled with outrageous threads that will have you laughing until you cry. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?

So come on, hop on board and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back from the craziness that awaits you. See you on the server, where anything goes!

DragonSMP: The Porn Thread

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3242
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Magic Items Found:	8661
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	23	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the spirit of Dragoneer lives on in the most outrageous ways possible! Join us if you want to pay tribute to the furry legend himself, or if you just want to stir up some drama by posting Dragoneer porn.

But beware, things can get pretty wild in our server. Rumor has it that Dragoneer’s ghost still roams around, haunting those who don’t respect his legacy. Some say he even joins in on the fun by building pixel art of his favorite furry characters.

So come on, don’t be afraid to get weird with us. After all, Dragoneer never held back with the weird, and neither should you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin.

GenderRevealGrief

anxiety, Boundaries, celebration, Confront, family, Friends, Gender Reveal, gender reveal party, GenderRevealGrief, Gratitude, infertility journey, infertility struggles, INTIMATE, ivf, miscarriage, personal boundaries, ptsd, rainbow baby, UNFAIR, ungrateful, Upset

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2150
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and boundaries being crossed? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only boundaries you’ll have to worry about are the ones you build around your base!

Unlike some people’s gender reveal parties, our server is all about keeping things intimate and drama-free. No unexpected guests showing up to crash your party here!

Plus, with our rainbow-colored blocks and baby animals roaming around, you’ll feel like you’re celebrating your own rainbow baby every day. And if anyone tries to mess with your peaceful gaming experience, just build a giant wall around them and block them out!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be revealing is your epic building skills. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the one in control – no overbearing SILs allowed!

NukeCraft: No Israel Invites!

British, ceremony, controversy, decision, diplomatic concerns, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic implications, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic relations, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic tensions, envoy, exclusion, foreign affairs, historical events, international politics, invites, Israel, nagasaki, nuclear disarmament, nukecraft, Worried

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3321
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Buildings Constructed:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

so, like, this minecraft server is, like, the bomb dot com, ya know? we got all the cool stuff like flying pigs and rainbow sheep.

and get this, our admin once rode a dragon into battle against a horde of evil creepers. it was epic, dude.

plus, we have this secret underground city where you can find hidden treasures and fight off zombie villagers.

oh, and did i mention that our server is endorsed by a british envoy who is totally worried about nagasaki not inviting israel to their ceremony? yeah, it’s a big deal.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever. you won’t regret it, bro.

PlasticCraft: Time for Action!

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5352
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Void Gems Collected:	25	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Animals Bred:	95	Void Armor Forged:	29

Yo, listen up all you blocky builders! if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server of all time, then you gotta check out this place! We got more craziness than a creeper convention, more fun than a pig race, and more adventure than a quest for diamonds!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya! Our server is like a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows, where every block you break leads to a new adventure. We’ve got secret dungeons to explore, epic boss battles to conquer, and hidden treasures to discover. Plus, our community is more welcoming than a warm hug from a friendly zombie.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build anything your heart desires, from towering castles to underwater cities. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! Want to tame a pack of wolves and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior? You got it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! Trust me, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Welcome to MurkWorld, where Minecraft meets chaos and laughter! Join our quirky community for a jolly good time!

Auction, Australia, Chaos, combat pets, Community, Custom Enchants, Eco Pets, Faction, Good, Join, jolly, Lag-free, Laughter, MATURE MODERATORS, MCMMO, meets, Minecraft, Mob Arena, MurkWorld, new zealand, Oceanic, old school, proximity voice chat, PvP, Quests, quirky, Raiding, smp, Time

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7393
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Void Armor Forged:	18
Star Shards Collected:	288	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Server Name:	MurkPvP
Location:	Sydney, Australia
Server IP:	murkpvp.sparked.network
BEDROCK IP:	103.152.196.66
BEDROCK PORT:	19132

Overview:

Live in Australia or New Zealand and sick of laggy servers? MurkPvP is hosted in Sydney and offers perfect connection for oceanic players. It is an old school factions server with a friendly player base, auctions, combat pets to collect, and proximity voice chat. Players start with an iron kit and a custom item, and spawn is the only protected area.

Server Features:

Old school factions gameplay
Stacked and upgraded spawners
Player-based auctions and economy
Combat pets to collect
No lag for oceanic players (Aus/NZ/Asia)
Custom enchants
MCMMO skill system
Mob Arena with custom maps
Over 200 quests with rewards
Eco Pets for combat and resource gathering

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Is the server only for players in Australia and New Zealand?

No, while the server offers a lag-free experience for oceanic players, it is open to all players worldwide.

Do I need to pay to win on this server?

No, the server is not pay to win. Everyone has an equal opportunity to progress and succeed in the game.

Are there moderators and admins on the server?

Yes, the server is looking for mature moderators and admins with experience handling plugins. You can message the server owner on Discord for more information.

Can I play solo or do I need to team up with others?

You can play solo or team up with friends on MurkPvP. The choice is yours, and both playstyles are welcome.

How do I obtain custom enchants on the server?

Custom enchants are obtained through the enchanting table and villagers, just as vanilla intended. Level up your skills and unlock powerful abilities.

HappyHero Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9304
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Towns Built:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. But watch out, because the dragon has an army of dancing creepers who will try to distract you with their sick moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a game of block-breaking Tetris.

And if you’re feeling hungry, head over to our enchanted food court where you can feast on magical cakes that give you super speed or burgers that make you invincible for 10 minutes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the hero you were always meant to be! My hero is so happy!

DirtSquad SMP: WE ARE DIRT, WE ARE ALONE

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3543
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Star Shards Collected:	106	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! We are a group of misfits who have come together to create the most insane and unpredictable server you’ve ever seen. Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Why? Because why not! – Our server mascot is a dancing creeper named Bob who loves to break out into spontaneous dance parties. – We have a yearly event called “The Great Sheep Race” where players ride on sheep around a giant obstacle course while being chased by angry villagers. – Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on our server. – We have a mysterious portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but giant chickens who speak in Shakespearean English. To enter, you must recite a sonnet about poultry.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun! Are you ugly? Are you ugly? Are you ugly? Join us and find out!