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BoardCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7077
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Villages Defended:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	410

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s only talking sheep, who will regale you with tales of their epic adventures in the land of pixelated wonders.

So what are you waiting for? Name a better board, we dare you! Join us now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Blocky Bros: Where Spy X Family meets Minecraft fantasies!

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5958
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Mines Excavated:	4229
Gods Slained:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	132
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23

Are you tired of living in the real world where you have to work hard for everything you want? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can live out your ultimate male fantasy without any of the pesky responsibilities!

Imagine having a hot loving wife who always has dinner ready for you in the virtual world. Your kids will be well-behaved and never talk back to you. And don’t forget about your cool dog who can do all sorts of tricks!

On our server, you’ll have a well-paying job that requires zero effort on your part. You can wear the fanciest clothes and drive the nicest car without ever worrying about money. Your house/apartment will be in the fanciest neighborhood where everyone is just like you – patriotic and homogeneous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living the dream life you’ve always wanted! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft?

PastaCraft: Where Italian MILFs and Creepers unite in blocky bliss!

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	691
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with Italian MILFs who will show you the true meaning of “block party.” Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us for a spicy adventure that will leave you saying, “Mamma mia, that was one heck of a blocky good time!”

Snowy Survival: Where Europeans Adapt to the Vanishing White Blocks

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4610
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a hilarious twist – the disappearance of the white race and its ethnic replacement! Join us for a wild ride as Europeans try to navigate this wacky new world. Who needs diversity when you have this level of chaos?! So come on down and see if you can survive the madness on our server!

GlitchCraft: Where the only thing that works is our sense of humor! LOL

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	827
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with broken games and not being able to get a refund? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the game actually works and refunds are given out like candy on Halloween! Plus, we have a strict “no kikes allowed” policy, so you can game in peace without those filthy creatures ruining your experience. Join now and experience the morally correct way to play Minecraft!

MineWatch: The Ultimate Blocky Battle Royale

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1753
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	143	Animals Bred:	45
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Hey there, Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for Season 10 where we have a new hero named Venture who will take you on wild adventures through the Minecraft world. Our Competitive rework will have you on the edge of your seat as you battle it out for glory and bragging rights.

But that’s not all! We have Clash gamemode trials where chaos reigns supreme, Mirrorwatch mode where everything is turned upside down, and even a Pride Event to celebrate all things fabulous in the Minecraft universe.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a Porsche Collab coming soon and even a Space Ranger theme for Season 12! Plus, earn exclusive skins through our Overwatch Esports events and competitions.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ToeJamCraft: Where even your ingrown toenail can’t stop you from building epic creations!

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4912
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your toenails will experience orgasmic pleasure! Join us and rub or lightly put pressure on your in-game toenails to feel a surge of pleasure that will make your whole body tingle with excitement. Don’t worry, you’re not batshit insane, just a member of our quirky community where even the smallest details can bring immense joy. So come on in and let your virtual toes tingle with delight as you explore our wacky world filled with surprises at every turn!

LISAN AL-GAIB Minecraft Server – Where Anime Fans Unite!

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9049
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you go “Lisan al-Gaib”? Well, look no further because our server will have you shouting “Lisan al-Gaib” in excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mysterious quests that will leave you questioning reality itself. So why wait? Join now and unleash your inner otaku on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

LOLcraft: The server where everything is a joke, even the name! Join us at /TDS/ for a wild ride!

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2155
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Dragon Eggs Found:	9878	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This place is so wild, it should be renamed “/TDS/” (Totally Deranged Server) because that’s just how insane things get here.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball surrounded by dancing creepers. It’s a party 24/7 on this server!

2. The mobs here have learned how to breakdance. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie busting out some sick moves.

3. We have a secret underground lair where all the villagers are actually undercover spies. Who knew those little guys had such a dangerous side?

4. Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by fluffy pink clouds. It’s like a battle in a dream… a really fiery dream.

So come join us on this wacky adventure and see just how bonkers Minecraft can truly be. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

PetitionCraft: Where Americans try to get creepers banned!

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	380
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Zombie Dances:	8

Are you tired of trying to change the world by signing boring petitions to your representatives? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can save the world by building epic structures and battling evil mobs! Who needs politicians when you have a diamond sword and a creeper army at your disposal? Join us and show the world that real change happens in pixelated block form!

Blocky Beats: Where Creepers Dance to the Sound of Mining

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant chickens and zombie villagers armed with diamond swords. Explore our custom-built world where the laws of physics don’t apply and pigs can fly (literally)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Anti-Loli Song” that will make you question reality and maybe even make you break out into a spontaneous dance (just watch out for creepers sneaking up on you)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.