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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 2737 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 24 |
Votes: | 1079 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 4880 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 199 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!