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Political Jester Minecraft Server

2022, accusations, Airport, Biden administration, comedy, controversial figure, Government, Jester, last 10 years, luggage theft, Minecraft, minor characters, nuclear engineering, Political, political humor, political jester, Political satire, political scandal, public figure, Sam Britton, scandalous behavior, Server, top position, tranny freak

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8201
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Sam Britton’s luggage-stealing escapades? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Sam Britton himself would feel right at home. Join us for some nuclear engineering fun and political shenanigans that will have you laughing harder than a clown at a funeral. Who needs boring old politics when you can join our server and be part of the most outrageous adventures in Minecraft history? Don’t miss out on the madness – join now!

ProGamer69 – Minecraft SMP

Best choice, best option, best pick, best position, best selection, ideal position, Minecraft, optimal position, perfect position, preferred position, prime position, ProGamer69, recommended position, smp, top choice, top option, top pick, top position, top position for success, top ranking position, top rated position, top selection, ultimate position

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	661
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2067
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	398
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Are you tired of being a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, the best position is the one where you’re flexing on everyone else with your diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Join us and show off your skills like a boss!

We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move to some sick beats. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total party animal – literally, he once drank a whole keg of potion of invisibility and disappeared for a week.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of feathers and eggs. It’s a clucking good time, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most chaotic server this side of the Nether. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

DysfunctionalCraft: Sister’s House Edition

blended family issues, child behavior, child neglect, Child Psychology, communication breakdown, dysfunctional household, DysfunctionalCraft, Edition, Emotional support, emotional well being, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Therapy, House, parenting challenges, sibling bullying, sibling rivalry, sisters, step siblings, stepfamily issues, supportive environment

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2267
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape dysfunctional family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a fun and exciting escape from reality. We promise no one will tell you they’d rather die than sit next to you at dinner or that they hate you. Our virtual siblings actually want to play with you and pass you the salt without acting like they’re being punished. Plus, our community is so welcoming that you’ll want to spend all your time here, just like the niece in this crazy story. So come join us and leave the drama behind!

MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

all-time favorites, beloved films, binge-worthy films, cinematic comfort food, cinematic gems, classic cinema, comfort movies, endlessly rewatchable, favorite movies, film fanatics, forever favorites, go-to films, movie buffs, movie marathon, movie night, MovieBuffMinecraftSMP, must see movies, never gets old, perennial favorites, rewatchable films, timeless classics

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4858
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ores Mined:	7545	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of watching the same old movies over and over again? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of entertainment that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming in disbelief.

Picture this: a group of players who have banded together to create the most epic and hilarious world you’ve ever seen. From building giant statues of llamas to staging elaborate pranks on unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chicken farmers who are rumored to have discovered the key to eternal life. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server, guarded by a fearsome dragon who only speaks in puns.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you entertained for hours on end, look no further. Join us and become part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs movies when you have this kind of excitement at your fingertips?

CraftyCreeperz

Apparel, Casual, clothing, comfort, CraftyCreeperz, everyday, Expression, fashion, Favorite, graphic tee, Message, most used phrase, Outfit, Personal, Read, slogan, Statement, Style, t-shirt, Wardrobe, wear

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6799
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

If you had to wear a t-shirt with your most used phrase, it would probably read “Join our Minecraft server or face the wrath of the exploding chickens!” Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those feathery little devils. Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against giant spiders or building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere. Plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a herd of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Rainy White House Minecraft Server

Abnormal, anomaly, bug, climate, confusion, Conspiracy, Game, glitch, Government, House, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, odd, Phenomenon, precipitation, question.., Rain, Rainy, Server, strange, weather, White, White House

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2545
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4619
Falling into the Void:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have rain clipping into the White House! That’s right, you can watch as Mother Nature wreaks havoc on the most famous building in America. But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get to witness flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss. So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server out there!

Depressed Minecraft SMP Players, Why Haven’t You RespawneD yet?

coping mechanisms, dark thoughts, Depressed, depression, Despair, emotional pain, havent, hopelessness, medication, mental anguish, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, Players, reaching out, Respawned, seeking help, self harm, smp, stigma, Struggling, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE, support groups, Therapy

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3558
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you’re ready to laugh until you cry, build insane structures, and maybe even accidentally set your friend’s house on fire (oops!). Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape reality and dive headfirst into a world of pure madness.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. We’ve got lava pits, TNT traps, and even a secret underground lair filled with creepers just waiting to explode. So if you think you can handle the chaos, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all in good fun… or is it? 😉

CraftyMisogynyGamer

Boundaries, Communication, CraftyMisogynyGamer, creative writing, evil women, fake stories, family dynamics, feminism, gender stereotypes, internet behavior, misogynistic, online personas, privacy, reddit, Reddit drama, relationship advice, sibling conflict, snooping, social media, Stepbrother, toxic narratives

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7929
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous adventures.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately notice something strange. All the players seem to be living in a world where evil women are out to get innocent men. Sound familiar? That’s because our server is filled with insane narratives that will leave you scratching your head.

But wait, there’s more! Our players are masters of creative writing, spinning tales that will have you questioning reality. From evil wives to evil girlfriends to evil MILs, our server has it all. And the best part? You never know what twist or turn will come next.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such a wild and wacky world of storytelling? Don’t be a snooper, be a player on our server and embrace the madness. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

CEOGrindinMinecraft SMP

CEOGrindinMinecraft, ceos, Communication, daily tasks, Decision making, delegation, employee management., financial management, goal-setting, high-pressure, industry knowledge, innovation, leadership, long hours, Meetings, networking, problem solving, responsibilities, smp, strategy planning, Time management, vision setting

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5498
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of wondering what CEOs actually do all day? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can find out firsthand! Join us and experience the thrilling life of a CEO as you navigate through virtual board meetings, make important decisions like what color to dye your sheep, and deal with the constant drama of creeper attacks on your virtual office building.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding villagers who are rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Will you be brave enough to uncover their hidden treasures and become the ultimate CEO of Minecraft?

So come on, join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to be a virtual business tycoon!

PixelPoundsSlimming

diet, Exercise, FITNESS, Healthy Eating, LOSE WEIGHT, nutrition, PixelPoundsSlimming, weight loss, weight loss diet, weight loss exercise, weight loss goals, weight loss journey, weight loss journey tips, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss plan, weight loss success, weight loss tips, weight loss transformation, weight loss workout

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7867
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further! Join our server and watch the pounds melt away as you frantically mine for diamonds and run away from creepers! Our virtual world is so intense, you’ll be sweating off those extra pounds in no time! Plus, our secret potion recipes will have you slim and trim in no time. Say goodbye to those pesky love handles and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! Join now and get ready to shed those virtual pounds!

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

Amazon ranking, Crafty, Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Falcom Games, Falcom General, Farewell O Zemuria, guides, hajimari, Kai no Kiseki, Kondo, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, Legend of Heroes, Minecraft, Mods, NİSA, nordics, Oath in Felghana, pre-patched translations, Puyo Puyo Tetris 2, saves, Server, TGS demo gameplay, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1343
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Notch himself would be jealous. Join now for a chance to mine diamonds with Steve, build a castle with Herobrine, and battle it out in epic PvP matches with Ender Dragons!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive content like a secret dungeon filled with rare loot, a hidden village of friendly villagers who trade OP gear, and even a portal to the Nether where you can challenge the Wither boss to a dance-off. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive Ender Portal, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be careful not to anger the mods – they’re known to turn griefers into chickens and ban them to the Far Lands for eternity. See you in the blocky world, adventurer!

NTR – Minecraft SMP Netorare General

Avas, big cocks, Booru Backup, Bulls, Cheat, cringy cuck, cuck, cumdumpsters, general, horny, impregnate, INFERIOR, loyal waifu, Minecraft, Netorare, NTR, NTR Captions, Pretending to enjoy it, smp, Succubus dating guide, tease cucks, trust shattering, waifus, Wombs of the Gods

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1332
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Are you tired of pretending to enjoy your boring Minecraft SMP? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with NTR captions, succubus dating guides, and even a wombs of the Gods archive (whatever that means)!

Cucks, Bulls, and Waifus/Avas are all welcome to join in on the fun. Post your “loyal” waifu and watch as they secretly hate you for being a cringy cuck. Bulls can tease cucks and enjoy watching their trust shatter with every post. And Waifus/Avas can ramble on about their love of big cocks and tempt fate by flirting with other players.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of insanity and chaos! Who knows, you might even find yourself impregnating someone’s waifu while they watch in horror. Don’t miss out on the fun!