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BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9870
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	7914
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

ProGamer69 – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4438
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4358
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Are you tired of being a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, the best position is the one where you’re flexing on everyone else with your diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Join us and show off your skills like a boss!

We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move to some sick beats. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total party animal – literally, he once drank a whole keg of potion of invisibility and disappeared for a week.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of feathers and eggs. It’s a clucking good time, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most chaotic server this side of the Nether. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

AnimeCraft: Can’t Not Recommen

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	822
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	288859
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Enchantments Applied:	241
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where every block you break unleashes a horde of adorable anime characters ready to fight by your side. That’s right, on our server, every block is a loot box just waiting to be opened!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Anime Sword, a weapon so powerful it can slice through any mob with ease. And if you’re lucky enough to find the elusive Anime Armor, you’ll become invincible, able to take on even the toughest bosses without breaking a sweat.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out your wildest anime fantasies with us? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime – just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that come with being a part of our wacky, wild world!

MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	885
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	71
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	34
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie on steroids! Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and unexpected plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs Hollywood when you can be the star of your own action-packed Minecraft movie? Join now and get ready for the ride of your virtual life!

BlockBuster10/10

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5210
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so amazing that even Hollywood directors are lining up to film their next blockbuster movie here. Rumor has it that Steven Spielberg himself was so blown away by our server that he decided to make a movie about a group of players trying to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding on llamas.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in the world. Who needs Hollywood when you have us?

BlockbusterBinge

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9762
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Potions Brewed:	24	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Gods Slained:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of watching the same old movies over and over again? Well, it’s time to switch things up and join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because our server is like a never-ending movie marathon, but with creepers and zombies instead of actors.

Picture this: you’re exploring a vast world filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves. Suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are all wearing top hats and monocles. They invite you to join their fancy tea party, but little do you know, it’s actually a trap set by a mischievous group of llamas who just want to steal your diamonds.

But fear not, because on our server, you’ll never run out of hilarious and absurd adventures to embark on. From building giant roller coasters that launch you into the sky to staging epic battles against an army of evil chickens, the possibilities are endless. So why rewatch that same old movie for the hundredth time when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join today and let the insanity begin!

MineTunez: Epic Beats

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ores Mined:	7446	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Votes:	2086
Crops Grown:	6603	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that only play short songs on repeat? Well, look no further because our server is blasting epic “long songs” that are worth every minute! Imagine mining diamonds to the sweet sounds of a 20-minute symphony or battling creepers to a 30-minute rock opera. Join our server and experience the ultimate musical journey while you build, explore, and survive in style. Who needs short songs when you can have an epic soundtrack to your Minecraft adventures? Join now and rock out like never before!

CraftySMP: The Best Videogame Ever Made

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8470
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you can build, mine, and survive with a community of fellow blockheads.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it that the chicken statue now grants wishes to anyone who sacrifices a stack of diamonds at its feet. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Diamond Wars, where players battle it out in epic PvP battles for the ultimate prize: a diamond-encrusted golden toilet. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft until you’ve fought tooth and nail for a chance to sit on that throne.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they have a tendency to ruin your day (and your meticulously crafted castle).

BookWormMinecraftSMP

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2700
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the ultimate prize?

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to rule over our insane world!

CraftyNation: Where Every Block Tells a Story

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6639
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Do you love exploring different countries but hate the hassle of passports and visas? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can travel to any country you want without leaving the comfort of your own home! Want to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower in France? No problem! How about a pyramid in Egypt? Easy peasy! Join our server and become a world traveler without ever having to deal with jet lag or lost luggage. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a magical land where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. So what are you waiting for? Pack your virtual bags and join us on this epic adventure!

Flood >USA Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1917
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	346955
Enchantments Applied:	149	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Potions Brewed:	102	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mines Excavated:	3604	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9407
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mines Excavated:	1146	Towns Built:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4189
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

DockCraftStrike

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3320
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2876	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

so, like, there was this big ol’ dockworker strike, right? but then, like, outta nowhere, they were all like “nah, we good now” and went back to work. but, like, they left behind all these crazy cool docks and ships and stuff, and now we got this awesome new minecraft server to play on!

come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!

Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9470
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Nambona, the local alcoholic Aussie, rules the land! Join us if you’re ready to game hard and shittalk even harder!

Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!

‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4696
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Ores Mined:	8970
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5375
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Votes:	7607	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Crops Grown:	7078
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server where you can swim with competitive 14-year-old girls in a virtual pool! Don’t worry, their parents are totally cool with it. Plus, we have a special “Tinder” feature where you can meet virtual dates who may or may not judge you for your questionable pool companions. Come join the fun and see why we’re the most scandalous Minecraft server around!

SnoozeCraft: No Room for Night Owls

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8063
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Potions Brewed:	123
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Crops Grown:	1471
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5450	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing just like a potion in a cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family situation!

🎮 Need a break from real-life family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from obnoxious sisters and their loud boyfriends. No noise-cancelling headphones required here, just good old-fashioned peace and quiet (unless a creeper sneaks up on you, that is).

🤪 Dive into a world where kicking out unruly guests is as easy as mining for diamonds. Who needs family therapy when you can just ban them from your virtual realm? It’s all fun and games until someone starts calling their friends and family to complain about being kicked out of the server!

🌟 So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs sleep when you can stay up all night building epic structures and battling mobs? Just remember, in our world, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. 😉

NoInternetNights Minecraft SMP

activities, Board Games, Crafts, dreaming, Entertainment, going out, hobbies, Listening to music, long tail tag: “life before the internet”, Minecraft, NoInternetNights, Nostalgia, playing games, pre-internet, Puzzles, reading, Sleeping, smp, socializing, Stargazing, talking on the phone, watching TV, Writing

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8857
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Imagine a world without internet… shudders But fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the dark abyss of boredom! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Legend has it that these llamas once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but their spit and sheer determination. So if you want to learn from the best, join us and witness the greatness of the llama overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress the chickens with your sick dance moves, they will grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community you’ll ever encounter. Who needs internet when you have llamas and dancing chickens to keep you entertained?