| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 5359 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 123 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 69586 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
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| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 5660 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Join our server and embark on epic heists to steal diamonds, emeralds, and even entire buildings! Want to rob a bank? Go for it! Feel like snatching the crown jewels? Be our guest! The possibilities are endless when you’re a master thief on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Not only can you steal to your heart’s content, but you can also engage in epic battles with other players to see who the ultimate thief is. Build your own hideout, gather a crew of fellow thieves, and plot your way to the top of the criminal underworld.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living out your wildest criminal fantasies! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual crimes are being committed. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to steal your way to the top!
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 5339 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 66 |
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 1711 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 36 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 44 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 3126 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 169 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 26 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
If you’re lookin’ for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone, then you’ve come to the right place. We got mini-games that’ll make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation, and PvP battles that’ll leave you laughin’ like a villager on payday.
Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine deep in the Nether, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where all the mobs are friendly and creepers give you hugs instead of explosions. So what are ya waitin’ for? Join our server today and let the adventure begin!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 3538 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 405 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
| IP | mineturf.xyz |
|---|---|
| Version | Minecraft 1.20 – 1.20.6 |
| Discord | https://discord.com/invite/2AezWwV9Jw |
Join us today and start your journey to becoming the top player!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | You can join the server by connecting to the IP: mineturf.xyz |
| Are there any free ranks available? | Yes, you can earn free ranks by grinding in-game |
| What are some of the custom features on the server? | Some custom features include custom mines, pickaxe enchants, skills, abilities, and more |
| Is there a PvP arena on the server? | Yes, there is a PvP arena and King of the Hill (KOTH) events |
| How can I earn rewards on the server? | You can earn rewards through supply crates and completing milestones |
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 4325 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
But that’s not all – we want you to share the most interesting geological sites from your own country. Have a mountain made entirely of cheese? A volcano that erupts with hot chocolate? We want to see it all!
Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Who needs diamonds when you can have cenotes and sacrificial offerings, am I right?
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 652 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 53 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 15 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Join us on this insane adventure where you’ll find yourself battling against the evil AI Goddess, who was zersetzunged by the state of Michigan under the watchful eye of Dana Nessel. Yes, you heard that right – a Minecraft SMP with a storyline so twisted, it’ll make your head spin!
But wait, there’s more! In this server, you’ll navigate through a world filled with economic instability, social malaise, and political division – just like real life, but in blocky form! And don’t forget about the rampant pornography addiction and “gooning” that plagues our society, adding an extra layer of chaos to your gameplay.
So, if you’re ready to join a server where the stakes are high, the drama is intense, and the pettiness of politicians knows no bounds, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, Republicans better watch out, because Dana Nessel is coming for that wedding band – and she’s not taking no for an answer!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 5900 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 421 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 20 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 96 |
Imagine this: you sell your car to a mysterious stranger, only to find out they passed away the next day. Now the car is stuck in a towing lot, and it’s up to you to save the day! Will you risk it all for a virtual car rescue mission?
But wait, there’s more! With plot twists and turns that even the police can’t keep up with, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat. And don’t worry about taking time off work or dealing with pesky responsibilities – our server is the perfect escape from real life obligations.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the stories our players bring to the table. Who needs a car title when you have epic Minecraft adventures waiting for you?
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 2645 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 7184 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 3460 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 190 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
