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PrettifulCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4373
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server so beautiful, it’ll make your eyes water with joy? Well, let me introduce you to a server that goes by the name of… drumroll… Steve’s Sparkly Unicorn Adventure Land! Yes, you heard that right. This server is like a magical unicorn frolicking through a field of glitter and rainbows.

Why should you join this fantastical server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Steve’s Sparkly Unicorn Adventure Land and their life was forever changed. They built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, rode on rainbow-colored horses, and even discovered a secret portal to a dimension where pigs could fly. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you’ll also get a pet dragon that farts out fireworks, a house that cleans itself, and a personal butler named Sir Fancy Pants. Plus, every full moon, a magical disco party is held in the enchanted forest where even the creepers bust a move.

So what are you waiting for? Come join Steve’s Sparkly Unicorn Adventure Land and experience a Minecraft journey like no other. Trust me, your inner child will thank you.

HamasHostageHavoc

civilian casualties, civilian deaths, collateral damage, Conflict, gaza, Hamas, HamasHostageHavoc, high probability, hostages killed, IDF probe, international law, investigation, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military strike, senior Hamas terrorist, strike, targeted killing, Terrorism, war crime

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	118	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Towns Built:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally lit, bro. We got, like, dragons and unicorns and all that jazz. But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that does the Macarena on command. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers give out free hugs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

Crafty Drug Bust Server

Bust, consumption levels, Crafty, criminalization, criminalization of drug use, DRUG, drug addiction, drug laws, drug overdose, drug policy, drug supply, drug trafficking, drug use, drug-related deaths, drug-related deaths study, expensive drugs, healthcare needs, problematic use, public health, reduced consumption, reduced supply, Server, study, substance abuse

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	974
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Mines Excavated:	1790	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

so, like, imagine this: you join this super cool minecraft server and it’s like a whole new world, man. we got pigs that fly and cows that dance, it’s wild. but the best part is, we got this secret underground drug ring going on. you can mine for diamonds and trade them for some sweet, sweet potions that will make you feel like you’re on cloud nine. and get this, there’s no consequences for using drugs on our server. no reduced supply or crazy expensive prices, just pure fun. so come join us and get ready for the trip of a lifetime, dude.

Jobless Degenerates Minecraft Server

Challenges, coping mechanisms, Dead, Degenerates, discrimination, family, family dynamics, Fine, Gender Roles, Jobless, mental health, Minecraft, Schizophrenic, Server, societal issues, Struggles, Support, unemployment, wellbeing, Women, young males

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4835
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	34

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all the young males in our family are either jobless degenerates or dead, but don’t worry, the women are thriving! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the virtual world, building epic structures and battling mobs with our trusty diamond swords. Who needs a stable family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of our unemployed relatives, adding an extra layer of excitement to your gameplay. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of our dysfunctional family Minecraft server!

Funny Ancestors 1800s Minecraft SMP

1800’s, ANCESTORS, controversial, cultural norms, Evil, funny, generational differences, History, Jail, Marriage, Minecraft, moral standards., Pedos, perspective, smp, social constructs, society, taboo, teenager girls, time period, time travel, West

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7702
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Animals Bred:	106	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Towns Built:	9

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where time travel and questionable marriage choices are all part of the fun! Join us as we build a world where our ancestors from the 1800s would be considered criminals for marrying teenage girls. Who knew the Wild West was actually built by so-called “pedos”?! Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and hilarious adventures. Just make sure to leave your moral compass at the door!

DisownedCraft Minecraft Server

aita, apologized, Blamed, brother, college, Cruel, Debts, decent life, disowned, DisownedCraft, EMBARRASSMENT, family, financial trouble, financially, forgiveness, Friends, Harsh, Jobs, kicked out, Let it go, lost it, Minecraft, outing, parents, refusing to support, Rent, Server, stopped supporting, SURVIVE, torn, ultra-conservative, Younger Brother

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3057
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Potions Brewed:	98

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level! Join us for a chance to escape your own family issues and dive into a world where you can build, create, and thrive without any financial burdens.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or debts. Our server offers a safe space for you to express yourself and let go of any grudges you may be holding onto. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Join us now and let go of all your anger and resentment towards your family members. Build bridges instead of walls, and maybe even invite your brother to play with you. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a way to forgive him in the virtual world before doing so in real life.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the healing begin. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

WifeGuardianCraft

Apology, attention seeking, Bikini, Boundaries, children, Confrontation, cultural sensitivity, cussing out, ethnicity, guests, host, Indian, insulting, Jealousy, offensive, pool party, representation, social etiquette, Vulgar, Wife, WifeGuardianCraft

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3202
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Emeralds Found:	7596	Players Killed by Monsters:	396
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Star Shards Collected:	87	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of delicious stew! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns, just like the time I (M31) and my wife (F28) crashed a pool party!

Picture this: my wife, with her amazing figure and stunning bikini, causing a stir among the party guests. Our host and her friends were so jealous, they started throwing shade left and right. But when they called my wife an “attention whore,” I couldn’t hold back and let them have it!

Now, you may be thinking, “Why join this Minecraft server?” Well, let me tell you – we have the most diverse group of players, just like the mix of guests at that pool party. Represent your ethnicity and stand up for what’s right, even if it means causing a little chaos.

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s as spicy as a jalapeño, join us now and show the world that you’re not afraid to speak your mind – just like I did at that unforgettable pool party!

NoobCraft: Why risk it?

aversion, avoidance, Boundaries, Caution, comfort zone, danger, disgust, dislike, fear, hesitation, LIMITATIONS, never try, Noobcraft, personal preference, Phobia, refusal, reluctance, Repulsion, Risk, Safety, self-preservation

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6860
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2877
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or how about building a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? On our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have all agreed to communicate exclusively in dolphin noises? Or a server where the only way to earn diamonds is by challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off?

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).

Putin’s Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, defiance, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, leadership, long range missiles, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, Missile, pm, Polish, Political, putin, Putins, response, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Tension, Ukraine, Warning, Western

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5748
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Runes Activated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	24
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like diamond armor that makes u invincible and enchanted weapons that can slay dragons with one hit.

And get this, our server is so lit that even the Polish PM and Putin are playin’ on it. They have epic battles with snowballs and build giant statues of themselves out of blocks. it’s a sight to see, let me tell ya.

So what are u waitin’ for? come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it!

TaiwanCraft: Unserviceable Edition

arms shipment., arms supply, arms trade, Asia-Pacific, Defense, defense industry, Edition, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military arms, military equipment, military support, military technology, SECURITY, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, Unserviceable, US, weapons

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8262
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Divine Spears Created:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Votes:	5619

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the US is sending their ‘unserviceable’ military arms to it? like, bro, that’s how epic this server is. they’re like, “we gotta send our old weapons to help these gamers out, they’re too powerful!”

join now and you’ll be able to wield tanks and missiles in your quest to dominate the pixelated world. imagine rolling up to a village in a tank and being like, “hey, can i borrow some sugar?”

plus, the admins are like, super chill. they once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. true story.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and become the ultimate warrior of the blocky realm. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Song Stuck in Head Land

commonality, Community, Companionship, Connection, Empathy, Land, lonely, Music, mutual feeling, relatable, shared emotions, shared experience, shared song experience, shared struggle, solidarity, solidarity in music, song, Stuck, stuck in head, Support, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2485
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7094	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

so, like, imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth, searching for diamonds and suddenly, you hear someone singing the same song you’ve had stuck in your head all day. it’s like a sign from the minecraft gods that you’re not alone in this crazy blocky world. join our server and you’ll never feel lonely again, because we all have that song stuck in our heads too. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes and a secret underground disco party every saturday night. come join the fun and let’s rock out together in the world of blocks and pixels!