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CraftyMcFunnyLand: Onimai Mihari Edition – Bestest Minecraft Server Everrrr!!! #lolz #trendy #gamerlife

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2718
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your incel brother’s conspiracy theories? Look no further! Join our server where you can skip straight to building epic uni-themed structures with your brocon skills. Watch out for players wearing dirty lab coats though, they might be up to some fraudulent activities like sending unsuspecting players off to a middle school full of underage mobs. Don’t miss out on the madness, join now for a uniquely chaotic gaming experience!

AOC’s Redstone Nightmare – LOL Minecraft Server for Trendy Players!

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4126
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Potions Brewed:	77	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Join our server for a wild ride that will make AOC’s nightmares seem like a walk in the park!

Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to log on. From exploding chickens to flying pigs, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter next.

Join us if you’re looking for a server that will make your heart race faster than when AOC learned how to do the Renegade dance. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a fun way)!

LOLcraft:/dixie/: Trendy & Fun Minecraft Server for Cool Cats & Crafty Builders!

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6451
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the yankees are shaking in their boots at the sight of our fearsome samurais! Join now to witness epic battles between cowboys and ninjas, with explosions and fireballs flying everywhere! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a legendary dragon that only the bravest players can defeat. So why wait? Join now and become a warrior of the yankee fears the samurai edition!

BlockBros United – MemeCraft Madness

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7930
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Zombie Dances:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1

Looking for an insanely cool Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, we have a secret underground society of bat enthusiasts who have taken over the server. These bats are not your ordinary Minecraft bats, oh no. They have formed their own bat army and are ready to take on any player who dares to challenge them.

Want to become a part of this bat army? Then join our server and prove your worth by completing outrageous challenges set by the bat leaders. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a dragon named Bob. Bob may seem fierce, but he’s actually just a big softie who loves to play Minecraft mini-games with new players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the bat army, defeat the dragon Bob, and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the Minecraft world! Oh, and did we mention the server is also home to a group of singing ducks who love to serenade players with their quacky tunes? It’s a wild ride on our server, and we can’t wait for you to join in on the fun!

DockCraft – Where Creeper meets Docking Station. Join the crafty fun now!

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4905
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mines Excavated:	4550
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Towns Built:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

🤣 Ever wondered if using a Switch dock made out of actual cheese can give your console superpowers?! Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a secret cheese dock that boosts performance by 1000% and makes your battery life last FOREVER! Plus, you can battle against other players in epic cheese wars and become the ultimate cheese champion! Don’t miss out on the cheesiest experience of your life! 🧀🎮 #SayCheeseAndJoinUs

DeepfakeCraft: Where Creepers Look Like Steve But Steve Looks Like A Potato

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7762
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than Bill Clinton at a 9-year old’s birthday party! Our server is so lit, even Bill himself can’t resist hopping on for some face-biting action. We promise you’ll never have a dull moment because who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next! So come join us for a gaming experience that’s more absurd than a presidential scandal.

CraftyGate.fun – Craft your way through Minecraft with the /bgg/ crew in this epic server!

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8195
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Enchantments Applied:	80
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Welcome to the most devilishly fun Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – The Devil’s Due Edition!

Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with twists, turns, and chaos? Join us on this server where the only limit is your own imagination…and maybe a few demon enemies along the way.

Patch 6 is now live, introducing new features that will make your gameplay experience even more devilish. And don’t worry, if you knock out Minthara in Act 1, you can still recruit her – just skip the evil path and miss out on a steamy sex scene.

Explore the Underdark, conquer the Mountain Pass, and make decisions that will impact your appearance and fate throughout the game. And don’t forget to enable Karmic Dice for a more balanced gaming experience…or disable it if you’re feeling lucky.

Join us on The Devil’s Due Edition Minecraft server for a hellishly good time. Just be careful when consuming tadpoles – there may be some unexpected consequences (DC21 Wisdom check, anyone?).

Vote in our polls to shape the future of the server, check out our OP pasta for more devilish details, and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. See you in the game, if you dare!

FumebeledCraft: Where rare bags are effing awesome! #GameOn

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	880
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	607	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2

> Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of unexpected encounters just like this one! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate while building epic structures and mining for diamonds.

> Picture this: you’re mining for resources deep underground when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden cavern filled with mysterious creatures. Only on our server will you encounter such thrilling adventures!

> And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the vast world of our server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in the game?

> So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Don’t miss out on the chance to create unforgettable memories and maybe even find true love in the most unexpected of places!

Garbage Edition Silver Arrow – The Ultimate VHS Minecraft Server! #ThrowbackThursday #NostalgiaGoals #MinecraftMemories

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6551
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Are you tired of mundane Minecraft servers with boring old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: You log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs ride on chickens, zombies break into dance parties, and diamond pickaxes grow on trees. Yes, it’s all possible on our server!

Join us for epic battles against flying cows, embark on quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and build your own floating castle made entirely of cakes. But wait, there’s more! You can even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a rap battle – beat him with your sick rhymes and claim the title of Dragon Slayer!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyChubz: Shape-shifting Minecraft Adventure. Befriend the blocks, flex those pixels. #NoBodyShame #PixelPals

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3060
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	485	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Villages Defended:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dimension Hops:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Animals Bred:	146	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of being surrounded by all those chunky Minecraft characters? Look no further! Our server is exclusively for skinny legends only. We have a strict “no fats allowed” policy, because let’s face it, nobody wants a chunky creeper blowing up their base. Join now for a slimming experience like no other!