top machete – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

MuskCraft: Democracy Threatened!

activism, billionaire, controversy, criticism, Democracy, extremism, far right, germany, Government, influence, Musk, MuskCraft, polarization, Politics, power, public opinion, Scholz, social media, society, Support, threat, threatened

so, liek, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, we gotz da craziest adventures and da most insane builds u ever seen.

we gotz a story where elon musk joined and started building rocket ships to fly to mars in minecraft. but den, outta nowhere, a bunch of far-right aliens attacked and tried to take over da server.

but dont worry, we gotz u covered with our epic mods and admins who will protect u from any crazy threats. join now and be part of da most wild and wacky minecraft server out there. u wont regret it, trust me.

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CraftyLove: Travel, Movies, & Dining

Consumption, CraftyLove, Dining, dining out, experiential purchases, gender differences, image, joint consumption, material purchases, Men, movies, practical image, Preferences, relational satisfaction, relationships, romantic relationships, satisfaction, study, travel, Traveling, warmth, Women

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most lit Minecraft server out there? Well, look no further because this server is where all the cool kids hang out!

Men, let me tell you something. If you want to impress your girl and keep that relationship spicy, you gotta join this server. We got all the experiential purchases you could ever dream of – traveling to different biomes, watching epic movies in our virtual theater, and dining out at the fanciest pixelated restaurants. Your girl will be swooning in no time!

And ladies, if you want to show off your practical side while still looking hot, then this server is for you. We’ve got all the material purchases you could ever want to make your Minecraft character look like a boss. From designer armor to blinged-out weapons, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best Minecraft life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Elysian-MC

Economy, Factions, FTB, Multiplayer Survival Creative PvP Adventure Economy Roleplay Minigames Skyblock Parkour Quests Mods Plugins Custom Community Exploration Building Events Bosses Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival

A Two Joe’s + A Shmoe’s Server, Here To Eliminate Abusive Admins, And Create The Elysian Gaming Empire Everyone Deserves.

Ranks, Kits, Factions, And More! Come Join

51.79.44.14:25574

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MineBeach

AGGRESSIVE, alliances, Bedwars, combat-based challenges, competitive elements., Cross-Play, destroy, Economy, Events, gaming experience, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Lifesteal mode, MineBeach, Minecraft, mini game, Mini Games, Protect, PvP, Rivalries, Server, strategic combat, Survival, team-based

MineBeach is a dynamic Minecraft server featuring a Lifesteal mode, where players lose hearts upon death but can regain them by eliminating other players. This server offers an intense PvP experience with a strong emphasis on survival and strategic combat. Players are encouraged to be aggressive, forming alliances or rivalries to dominate the server.

In the future, the server plans to expand by adding additional game modes, including Bedwars, a popular team-based mini-game where players must protect their beds while trying to destroy their opponents’ beds, and PvP, featuring various combat-based challenges and events to test players’ fighting skills.

With these upcoming additions, MineBeach will offer a well-rounded gaming experience, combining classic Minecraft gameplay with intense, competitive elements that will keep players engaged and coming back for more.

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Wild West Wanderers 1.21

betabuxx, burn out whores, church clothes, Conservatives, cowboy clothes, physical work, regret, retarded faggots, sundresses, trad women, Wanderers, West, Wild, WOMAN

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and crazy adventures ever! We have so many trad women building cowboy churches in sundresses, it’s like a beta cuck’s dream come true! You won’t regret joining this server, unless you’re a burn out liberal whore looking for a betabuxx. It’s like reality is questioning itself, but in a hilarious way!

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MomSnapperCraft

abusive household, adulting, Boundaries, candy control, cavities, concern for health, controlling behavior, cravings, dentist visit, disability, family dynamics, grocery store, living arrangements, making decisions, MomSnapperCraft, parental relationships, recovering alcoholic, smoking, snapping at my mom, Tension

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have all the candy you could ever want! Join us and escape the tyranny of overbearing parents who try to control your candy intake like this poor soul.

On our server, you can build a virtual candy kingdom and indulge in all the sugary treats your heart desires without anyone telling you what to do. Plus, we have a special “cavity-free zone” where you can munch on candy to your heart’s content without any consequences.

So come join us and let your sweet tooth run wild! And remember, on our server, you’re the boss of your own candy kingdom. 😉🍬🍭 #CandyFreedom #NoMoreTearsJustSweets

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FreebieFrenzy Minecraft SMP

digital libraries, educational websites, free apps, free ebooks, free games, Free Movies, free music downloads, free software, free stock photos, free templates, free tools, free trials, FreebieFrenzy, Minecraft, online courses, online forums, open source resources, podcasts, smp, streaming services, virtual events, Webinars

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server! It’s like, the best thing since enchanted golden apples! We have so many freebies that you won’t believe your pixelated eyes!

First off, we have a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden in a maze guarded by zombie pigmen riding chickens. If you can find it, you get to keep all the diamonds AND get a free pet creeper named Bob. He’s a real blast to have around, literally!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. You can soar through the sky and shoot rainbows at your enemies. It’s like a rave party in the Nether!

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party. You can dance with skeletons, party with creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust me, she’s got some killer moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your blocky life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

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CraftyCreeperCo.

costly but worth it, CraftyCreeperCo, designer items, expensive products, extravagant but justified, extravagant purchases, high-end goods, high-priced but valuable, investment pieces, luxury brands, Luxury items, overpriced but worth it, premium price tags, premium products, price tag vs quality, quality over cost, splurge-worthy items, splurge-worthy purchases, top-tier products, value for money, worth the price

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on useless items in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server offers the most outrageous deals that are actually worth the price!

Join our server and you’ll find that our enchanted golden apples are so powerful, they can turn a creeper into a friendly pet that follows you around and explodes glitter instead of TNT.

But wait, there’s more! Our diamond pickaxes are infused with magical powers that allow you to mine an entire chunk in one swing. Say goodbye to tedious mining trips, now you can gather resources in record time and spend more time building epic structures.

So come join us on our server and experience the most insane deals that will make you question why you ever wasted your diamonds on anything else. Trust us, it’s worth every shiny emerald you spend!

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CraftyElon’sWorld

business leader, CraftyElonsWorld, elon musk, entrepreneur, Expertise, foreign affairs, germany, global perspective, influence, innovation, Interference, international relations, knowledge, Opinion poll, Politics, poll, public opinion, spacex, Technology, tesla, uk

so, like, you wanna join our amazin’ minecraft server, right? well, let me tell ya, it’s like, the most epic place to be in all of minecraft land. why, you ask? well, lemme tell ya some outrageous reasons why you gotta join us:

1. ELON MUSK HIMSELF PLAYS ON OUR SERVER. that’s right, the dude who’s tryna go to space and stuff, he’s just chillin’ in our minecraft world, buildin’ rockets outta blocks and stuff. it’s wild, man.

2. our server is guarded by a pack of super intelligent llamas. they wear sunglasses and have laser eyes. ain’t nobody messin’ with our llamas, let me tell ya.

3. we have a secret underground disco party that pops up randomly. the music is bumpin’ and the dance moves are outta this world. you gotta be quick to find it, though, ’cause it disappears as fast as it appears.

4. our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells dad jokes. he’s always tryna make everyone laugh, even though he’s all spooky and stuff. it’s a real hoot, let me tell ya.

so, what are you waitin’ for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.

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Penguin Divorce Court – Kids Edition

13-year study, animal research, Australia, bird behavior, Court, Divorce, divorce rate, Edition, Kids, long-held myth, mate for life, mating habits, mating patterns, Penguin, penguin behavior, penguin colony, relationship dynamics, seabird behavior, seabirds, statistics, study, tiny penguins, US adults, wildlife study

so, like, this server is like the penguin of minecraft servers, ya know? like, we got penguins and stuff, but not just any penguins. these penguins are like, super smart and they can build stuff and mine diamonds and all that jazz.

and get this, these penguins don’t mate for life! they’re like the players on this server, always looking for a new adventure and a new friend to play with. the divorce rate on this server is like, 10 times higher than in real life, but that just means there’s more penguins to hang out with, right?

so if you’re looking for a wild and crazy time with some penguins who are always down for a good time, then you gotta join this server. plus, the kids on this server are like, super cute and always causing mischief. it’s a real party over here, so come join the fun!

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