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AustinSMPTheory – The Minecraft SMP Mastermind

Austin Theory, AustinSMPTheory, growth, Identity, introspection, mastermind, Minecraft, PERSONAL LIFE, Reflection, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-exploration, self-identity, self-journey, self-perception, self-realization, smp

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6475
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	395	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like the Austin Theory of your personal life – completely unpredictable and always keeping you on your toes!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild llamas while trying to mine diamonds, or if you’re up for the challenge of building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers.

So come on, don’t be a square like a block of dirt – join our server and let the craziness begin!

NoBedSharingAllowed

ah, bed situation, childish behavior, comfort, crying, December trip, decision, friend group, Friends, Group Discussion, group trip, NoBedSharingAllowed, prioritize, queen bed, refusing to share a bed, Rock Paper Scissors, roommates, travel, twin bed, UNFAIR, Upset

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6485
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Dragons Tamed:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Farms Harvested:	325	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle all disputes with rock paper scissors! Join us for epic battles of RPS to determine who gets the best loot, the coolest skins, and even the comfiest beds in our virtual world.

Just like in the real world, sometimes things get heated over who gets the twin bed or the queen bed. But fear not, on our server, we have a fair and fun way to decide – rock paper scissors! No more arguments or tears, just good old-fashioned hand games to determine your fate.

Join us and witness the drama unfold as players battle it out for the best spots in our virtual realm. Will you be the champion of RPS and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you be left crying to your friends about how unfair it all is? The choice is yours on our wild and wacky Minecraft server – where rock paper scissors reigns supreme!

CraftyBrits vs RussianMods

Allies, ARMS, British weapons, Conflict, CraftyBrits, Defense, Diplomacy, Equipment, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, intervention, Military, military technology, Ministry of Defense, russia, RussianMods, sanctions, SECURITY, strategy, Ukrainian forces, WARFARE

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	146
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Holy Grails Found:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian forces are using british weapons to battle it out in russia! why? because we like to keep things spicy and unpredictable! watch as the ukrainian soldiers ride on flying pigs armed with diamond swords, while the russians try to defend themselves with exploding potatoes! it’s a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, so grab your pickaxe and join the chaos today!

MetaCognitiveMess

Accuracy, Awareness, belief awareness, belief contradiction, conservative weakness, Conservatives, conservatives study, contradiction, INFORMATION, information contradiction, judgment, Liberals, liberals study, metacognitive inefficiency, MetaCognitiveMess, political accuracy, political awareness, political beliefs, political information, political judgment, study

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1733
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magic Items Found:	5236	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	495
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. JOIN IF U WANNA SEE CONSERVATIVES TRYNA FIGURE OUT HOW TO BUILD A WALL AROUND THEIR BELIEFS. WATCH AS THEY STRUGGLE TO ACCEPT NEW INFO LIKE A NOOB TRYNA FIGHT A ZOMBIE WITH A FLOWER. COME FOR THE LOLZ, STAY FOR THE MIND-BLOWING DISCOVERIES. #BLOCKSOFTRUTH #CREEPINGCONSERVATIVES

CraftyRimworld Minecraft Server

amazing book, Armed Highmates Edition, Book, catalogue, cdda modlist, CraftyRimworld, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, games, loverslab, Minecraft, mod load orders, mod order guide, Mods, new mods, nexusmods, patch notes, Performance, performance fish, previous, rimjobworld, rimpy, Rimworld General, rocketman, rwg, Server, Tynan, Workshop, yayo modlist

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1727
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1051
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Emeralds Found:	6889	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, Armed Highmates Edition! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons.

First of all, we have a DLC that is so worth it, it will make your head spin. It’s like adding a unicorn riding a dragon into the game – totally epic. And don’t even get me started on the Book. It’s not just any book, it’s a meme book that will have you laughing for days.

Now, Dwarf Fortress may not be welcome here, but who needs it when you have Performance Fish and Rocketman mods? These mods will make your Minecraft experience out of this world.

And if you’re new and wondering what mods to get, just check out our pastebin for a list of must-have mods. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

So come join our server, where the adventures are wild and the laughs are endless. Who knows, you might even find yourself riding a unicorn while battling a dragon. It’s all possible on our server!

The KaneCraft SMP Show

Bond, brothers, brothers for life, brothers in business, brothers in life, Business, Dedication, Entrepreneurship, family, Kanebros, kanebros brand, kanebros company, KaneCraft, love, loyalty, Partnership, Show, Siblings, smp, success, Support, teamwork

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2053
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Meteorites Collected:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than kanebros! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground dance club where the zombies are the DJs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Bacon Tree, where the leaves are made of crispy bacon strips.

So why join kanebros? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BroSisVacayRuinedBySisInLaw

anger, Boundaries, BroSisVacayRuinedBySisInLaw, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, crying, Drama, exclusion, family, family trip, Frustration, Late, Plans, quality time, relationships, Respect, sister-in-law, vacation, Waiting

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5227
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Villages Defended:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your family issues behind, just like how you wish you could leave your brother’s wife behind on her never-ending errands!

On our server, you won’t have to wait around for hours for someone to show up, only to have to change your plans last minute. Nope, here you can make plans and actually stick to them without any annoying delays!

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience, join our server and let the fun begin! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even find a virtual park with dog-friendly swimming areas – something you definitely won’t find in real life!

So come on over and leave the real world behind, because on our server, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

BlockyBanquet

BlockyBanquet, Capital Punishment, condemned, condemned man, criminal, death row, EXECUTION, final banquet, final dinner, final feast, final indulgence, final meal, final repast, final reprieve, final request, incarceration, Justice, last meal, last supper, Prison

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Buildings Constructed:	48
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, it’ll make you forget all about that impending doom! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret recipe for the best virtual steak you’ll ever taste. Who needs a last meal on death row when you can feast on the insanity of our server instead? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing all the way to the end!

KurskCraft: Prisoner Swap Edition

border disputes, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Humanitarian issues, international relations, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, military conflict, negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, Prisoner, prisoner exchange, regional stability, russia, security concerns, Swap, Ukraine, War prisoners

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6223
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine are trading prisoners in a wild exchange! but wait, there’s more – the kursk submarine has somehow made its way into the game and is causing chaos underwater! join us for this insane adventure where you can navigate through the depths of the ocean while dodging russian and ukrainian prisoners trying to escape! who will come out on top in this crazy exchange? join now to find out!

CraftyConsciousness

brain activity, brain function, brain functioning, brain health, brain injury, Clinical Study, cognitive impairment, Cognitive Motor Dissociation, cognitive neuroscience, Coma, Consciousness Disorders, consciousness studies, CraftyConsciousness, Disorders of Consciousness, Medical research, motor function, neurological disorders, Neurological Rehabilitation, neurology, neuroscience, New England Journal of Medicine

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8581
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	377
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Farms Harvested:	899

so, like, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da bomb dot com. we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and creepers breakdancin. it’s like a party in yo computer screen, bro.

but wait, there’s more! we got secret dungeons with treasure chests full of diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. yea, u heard me right, a freakin dragon egg. ain’t no other server got dat.

oh, and did i mention we got a pet zombie named Bob? he’s like, da coolest zombie u ever met. he’ll follow u around and protect u from all dem pesky skeletons and zombies. plus, he’s got mad dance moves.

so, why should u join dis server? well, cuz we got da best community around. we all like family here, crackin jokes, building epic castles, and exploring da vast world of minecraft together. so come on, what u waitin for? join us now and let’s have some crazy fun together!