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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 9944 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 101 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
Once upon a time, there was a pirate who tried to walk on a shore. But alas, his peg-leg sank into da sand like a ship goin’ down in a storm! If only he had joined our server, he could have crafted himself a magical anti-sinkin’ peg-leg and been the talk of the high seas!
But wait, there’s more! On dis server, ye can ride on giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes! Ye can build a castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from hordes of zombie penguins! And if ye be lucky enough, ye might even find da legendary diamond-encrusted potato of ultimate power!
So what are ye waitin’ for, me hearties? Join dis server now and embark on a wild adventure like no other! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers and their explosive shenanigans. Arrr, it’s gonna be a blast!