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CraftyMcLaughs

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6515
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magic Items Found:	8422
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	127

Minecraft, duh! And you know what’s even better than regular ol’ Minecraft? Our server, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you can ride llamas into battle and build a castle made entirely of cake (yes, it’s edible). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and once challenged a player to a dance-off. So if you’re ready for non-stop laughs, epic adventures, and maybe even a little bit of magic, come join us on the most bonkers Minecraft server in the multiverse!

KrakenCraft: Unleash the Fun!

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4302
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Animals Bred:	159	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	196	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA ABOUT THIS EPIC SERVER THAT’S SO AWESOME, EVEN HEROBRINE WANTS TO JOIN!

SO, THIS SERVER IS SO WILD, IT MAKES THE NETHER LOOK LIKE A PICNIC IN THE OVERWORLD. WE’VE GOT MORE DIAMONDS THAN A RICH MINECRAFT PLAYER’S CHEST, AND OUR BUILDERS ARE SO TALENTED, THEY COULD TURN A DIRT BLOCK INTO A PALACE FIT FOR A BLOCKY KING!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT MINI-GAMES THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH, CRY, AND SCREAM “RELEASE THE KRAKEN” IN SHEER EXCITEMENT! OUR PVP ARENAS ARE SO INTENSE, EVEN THE ENDER DRAGON WOULD THINK TWICE BEFORE ENTERING!

SO, WHY JOIN THIS SERVER, YOU ASK? WELL, BECAUSE WE’VE GOT MORE FUN THAN A VILLAGER DANCING AROUND A MAYPOLE, AND MORE MEMES THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION! COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S BUILD SOME BLOCKY MADNESS TOGETHER! #BLOCKS4LIFE

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	325
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Buildings Constructed:	42	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t have enough excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to bust a move.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “kurva anyátok” gang, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to prank, troll, and generally cause chaos for everyone else. Don’t worry though, they’re all bark and no bite…mostly.

So if you’re ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright absurd. See you there, if you dare!

Virginity Expiry Date – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3922
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Animals Bred:	37
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of being the only virgin in your friend group? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a 100% success rate of players losing their virginity within the first week of joining! That’s right, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon can’t resist sliding into your DMs.

Join now and say goodbye to your V-card, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll be crafting more than just diamond swords. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to level up in more ways than one!

CountryHopper Minecraft SMP

CountryHopper, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9591
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Chimeras Created:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Potions Brewed:	110	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Towns Built:	5	Emeralds Found:	2788
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of living in a boring old country with no pizazz? Well, have we got the place for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a land where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that).

Our server is so amazing that even if you were forced to move out of your country, you would choose to live here instead. Why, you ask? Because we have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet dragon that breathes fire on command.

But that’s not all! We also have a community of players who are as crazy as you are, hosting weekly dance parties in the Nether and building giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks. So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and never look back at your boring old country again!

BlockyBountyHunter

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2890
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Void Gems Collected:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Join our Minecraft server and become a professional poop scooper! That’s right, we have a whole town dedicated to cleaning up virtual animal waste. But don’t worry, it’s not all stinky work – we have poop-themed mini-games and competitions to keep things interesting. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest diamonds can be found hidden in the piles of poop…if you’re brave enough to dig through it! So come join us and embrace the stink on our one-of-a-kind server.

EcoCrafters: Paying the Price for Pollution

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7159
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	113399	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	683

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight climate change by building giant wind turbines and solar panels to power our virtual world! we have tried 1,500 ways to save the planet and let me tell ya, not many have worked. but hey, at least we’re trying, right? you can be a hero and save the environment while playing minecraft, how cool is that? plus, if you pollute too much in the game, you have to pay a price… like having to walk everywhere because we take away your virtual car. join us now and be a climate warrior in the world of blocks and pixels!

IndieCraft Server – BigIndieGlob

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7288
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s not run by demons? Look no further! Join our server for indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more! Why join, you ask? Well, because large indie vtubers need love too, and they’re outnumbered by 2viewers by the thousands! This server is for the VIPs, regardless of what language they stream in.

Want to shill your 499view oshi? Go ahead, as long as you’re a Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers. And hey, we’ve got a Twitch Clips Guide, VOD Archival Guide, and even a Wheel of Names for some crazy fun!

But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Don’t worry, as long as they don’t own talent IPs and have at most one member with over 1000 CCV, they’re welcome here! Check out our /lig/ Numbers, VOD Archive, and even our Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP) for all the upcoming celebrations.

And if you’re into some SEEEEEEEEEX, we’ve got Koikatsu cards for you to enjoy! So come join the madness and build your own OC material for the OP. Ducks are welcome too! Don’t forget to check out our other useful threads like /vt//wvt/, /vt//corpo/, and more.

Previous Thread: >>83474603 Join now for a wild ride that’s not for the faint of heart!

StakeCraft SMP – Aren’t We Due for a New Version of Staking Soon? Only a Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8326
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have a special feature called “reverse staking” – instead of staking your claim on land, the land stakes its claim on YOU! It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

And get this – in just a few months, we’re celebrating the anniversary of our v0.2 update with a special event where all players have to wear chicken suits and only communicate through clucking. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

DadCraft Server: Bro’s Trip Cancelled for Baby Duty

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	312
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Potions Brewed:	138	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of parenthood…kind of.

Join us and escape the real world drama like this one mom who thinks her husband should cancel his bro trip to help with their newborn.

On our server, you can leave your responsibilities behind and focus on building the most epic castle or exploring the craziest caves. No judgment here if you need a break from changing diapers or dealing with relationship drama.

Plus, we have a special quest where you have to navigate through a mountain cabin filled with baby zombies and fishing challenges. Who needs a bro trip when you can have a virtual adventure like this?

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Just make sure to prioritize your Minecraft duties over your real-life ones…or not, we won’t judge!

HusbandInterruptedAITAH

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2225
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	60	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where distractions are not allowed! If you’re tired of missing important tips because someone won’t stop talking to you during a standoff, then this is the server for you. Our players are focused and ready to conquer any challenge without interruptions from pesky husbands.

Join us and never worry about missing crucial information again, because on our server, we make sure you have all the tips you need to succeed. Plus, if you ever feel like quitting because of a missed tutorial, just know that starting over is not an option here – we believe in pushing through and conquering every obstacle in your path.

So come on over to our server and show everyone that you can handle any distraction thrown your way. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new sense of focus and determination in the process. Don’t be the asshole who quits, be the hero who perseveres and comes out on top!