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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 7973 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Star Shards Collected: | 275 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
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