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| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 9833 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 40 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
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