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NoTouchyGFNoTouchy

belongings, BMW, Bose headphones, CAR, child, cringe, expensive things, Fight, Girlfriend, iPhone, Jaguar, macbook pro, maintenance, NoTouchyGFNoTouchy, Property, Respect, Touch, Value, Watches, wealthy family

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3271
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ores Mined:	3936
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Void Gems Collected:	32	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting your belongings! Join us if you’re tired of people treating their virtual blocks like they’re disposable!

On our server, we have a strict policy of respecting all in-game items and structures. No more griefing or careless destruction here! We believe in taking care of your virtual possessions just like you would in real life.

Join us and experience a community of players who understand the value of their pixelated possessions. Build your dream castle without fear of it being destroyed by a reckless player!

So if you’re tired of dating someone who treats their belongings like garbage, come join our server and surround yourself with like-minded individuals who appreciate the value of virtual property. Because in our world, respecting your items is no joke!

VirginCraft: UnlearningPorn101

UnlearningPorn101, VirginCraft

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7200
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magic Items Found:	7877
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of being a Minecraft virgin? Join our server and unlearn all the crazy things you thought you knew about sex from porn and mainstream movies! Our community of late bloomer Redditors will show you the ropes (literally) and teach you the real way to mine for diamonds. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server – where the only thing harder than obsidian is our dedication to helping you lose your Minecraft virginity!

NATOcraft: Zelensky’s Block Party

Alliance, BLOCK, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, Expansion, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Party, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategy, Ukraine, US, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2285
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	905
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1845	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Towns Built:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

so, like, this server is like the wildest ride of your minecraft life, bro. like, you won’t even believe the craziness that goes down here. we got llamas riding pigs, chickens with diamond armor, and creepers that explode into rainbows.

if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with mountain dew. you can build a house out of giant marshmallows and ride unicorns into battle against evil zombie villagers.

plus, we have the most epic events like a giant spleef tournament where the winner gets a real life golden apple. and every full moon, the server turns into a disco party with skeletons breakdancing and witches mixing potions like DJs.

so, if you’re ready for the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft experience of your life, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown. trust us, you won’t regret it.

StateOfFiction

american culture, American films, Cinema, Entertainment, fictional locations, fictional states, fictional towns, Film history, film industry, film production, film settings, film trivia, Hollywood, movie locations, Movie Making, movie sets, movie trivia, movies, screenwriting, StateOfFiction, storytelling

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7921
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

so like, have you ever wanted to explore a world where every town is made up and every state is just a figment of someone’s imagination? well, guess what, this minecraft server is just the place for you! join us and travel through the wackiest, craziest towns you’ve ever seen, all set in a state that doesn’t even exist!

imagine walking through a town where the buildings are made of jello and the trees are made of cotton candy. or how about a state where the rivers flow with chocolate milk and the mountains are made of marshmallows?

on this server, the possibilities are endless and the adventures are out of this world. so come join us and get ready to laugh, explore, and have the time of your life in a world where anything is possible. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic journey through the land of make-believe!

NanoCraft: Acidic Cell Slayer

Acidic, acidic microenvironment, biomedical engineering, cancer cells, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, Cell, cellular level, experimental treatment, innovative medicine, innovative technology, kill cancer cells, low pH levels, Medical research, Mice, nanobots, NanoCraft, nanorobot’s weapon, nanotechnology, Precision medicine, researchers, slayer, Targeted therapy, Tumor Cells

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7021
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Potions Brewed:	166	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

so, liek, u kno how cancer is, liek, super bad n stuff? well, we got these tiny robot dudes that can, liek, kill cancer cells in mice! it’s, liek, so cool, man. these nanobots have, liek, weapons that activate in the acidic stuff around cancer cells, cuz they have, liek, low pH levels. it’s, liek, science fiction come to life, bro. come join our server and, liek, witness the power of these tiny warriors as they battle the evil cancer cells. it’s, liek, a whole new level of epicness, dude. so, come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be part of this amazing journey to save the world, one nanobot at a time!

Another MOTD much wow Minecraft server

ADD, alt, another motd, banner, Class, description, height, image, Lazy, Minecraft, much wow, OWNER, personal account, Rating, Server, Storage, Title, very wow, width

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2385
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	109	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Farms Harvested:	800
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

The owner of the “Another MOTD much wow” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.emeraldgrief.ru

BioShock2IsCanon Minecraft Server

Bioshock 2, bioshock 2 community, bioshock 2 controversy, bioshock 2 debate, bioshock 2 fan, bioshock 2 lore, Bioshock 2 story, bioshock community, bioshock controversy, bioshock debate, bioshock fan, bioshock fans, bioshock franchise, bioshock lore, bioshock series, bioshock story, BioShock2IsCanon, canon, Gaming, Minecraft, Server, video games

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9957
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	119
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Towns Built:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Love Letters Sent:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But when they tried to take the loot, the chest sprouted legs and ran away, leading them on a wild goose chase through a maze of lava pits and exploding sheep. It was a wild ride, but they eventually caught the chest and claimed their riches. And that’s just a taste of the crazy adventures waiting for you on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a zombie in a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun ride)!

NoFearCraft Minecraft Server

civil liberties, data privacy, Data Protection, digital rights, freedom, Government, Minecraft, NoFearCraft, nothing to fear, nothing to hide, online privacy, personal information, privacy, privacy advocate, privacy concerns, privacy laws, privacy rights, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, surveillance state, transparency, Trust

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7157
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we live by the motto “Nothing to hide, nothing to fear.” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of fearless llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. They may spit on you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, but shh, don’t tell anyone. Only the bravest adventurers can find it.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to challenge players to epic battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of golden apples.

4. We host weekly “Build-Off” competitions where players have to build the most ridiculous and over-the-top structures they can think of. The winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, on our server, nothing is off-limits and everything is possible.

DadBod’s Minecraft Server

aita, birth certificate, child support, co parenting, Communication, court order., custody battle, DadBods, dna test, ex-partner, family dynamics, family name, family relationships, last name, legal custody, mediation, Minecraft, parenting, physical custody, Server, Stability, Stepfather, Therapy

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1107
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Votes:	560	Holy Grails Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dimension Hops:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high just like in this crazy story! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous battles over last names – because who wouldn’t want to fight for their son’s Minecraft username, right?

Experience the thrill of court-mandated mediation and therapy sessions with your ex, where the judge may just order you to build a pixelated replica of your son’s birth certificate. And don’t forget the ultimate showdown over who gets to pass on their Minecraft skin to the next generation!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected encounters with ex-in-laws who will stop at nothing to make sure their grandson’s Minecraft clan has the most epic last name. And be prepared for passive-aggressive comments from your ex’s friends as you gather virtual groceries in the pixelated world.

So come on, join our server and show the world that you’re not just a Minecraft player – you’re a Minecraft dad fighting for your son’s digital legacy! Because in the end, it’s not about the blocks you mine, but the family name you defend. See you in the game!

SisNameStealerCraft

Adora, baby names, baby naming, daughter’s name, family names, family tradition, hurt feelings, middle name, parenting decisions, personal connection, Pregnancy, Respect, She-Ra, sibling names, SisNameStealerCraft, sister’s opinion, special meaning, timeless names, twin sister, twinness

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9758
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	470
Villages Defended:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of naming your in-game creations! Just like the OP’s wife and her twin sister, we believe in choosing the perfect name for your pixelated pals.

Join us and experience the thrill of naming your Minecraft pets after your favorite TV show characters. Whether it’s Adora from She-Ra or Alexander from…well, wherever Alexander is from, we’ve got you covered!

But beware, if you dare to question the naming process, you may face the wrath of twin sisters who will stop at nothing to defend their naming decisions. Will you be the hero who stands up for your chosen name, or will you be labeled as the ultimate Minecraft baby namer drama llama?

Join our server now and embark on a naming adventure like no other! And remember, in Minecraft, the name you choose is the name that defines you. So choose wisely, and may the naming odds be ever in your favor!