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| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 8741 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 349 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 13 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
Picture this: a server where the mobs have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, where the villagers have started a cult worshipping a potato, and where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Chicken Dance in full diamond armor.
But wait, there’s more! Our server events include a weekly “Twerk Off” competition where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry, a monthly “Build Battle” where contestants have to construct a giant statue of a taco using only dirt blocks, and a yearly “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant” where the fiercest dragon wins a crown made of enchanted golden apples.
So come on, don’t be a square! Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!
