Crafty Americans: Where USA is Always Number Wan!

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5136
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Runes Activated:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored llamas come charging through, wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep music. That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil zombie villagers? Well, now you can! Our server is home to the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with explosions, flying pigs, and a talking parrot sidekick named Steve.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to unwind after a long day of exploding. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a group of dancing skeletons and a DJ Enderman spinning the hottest tracks.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs boring old USA when you can be a part of the wildest Minecraft server in existence!

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

alcohol, bill, birthday dinner, birthday gift, Birthday Party, Communication, fair, family, Friends, GFsBdayDinnerDrama, Girlfriend, ignoring, messages, misunderstanding, office, Paying, Principle, Resentment, six figure salary, Surprise, Tipping

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6588
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

“Youth, Adulthood, adulting, aging, aging gracefully, creeper, Expectations, experiences, explosions, growing up, INDEPENDENCE, Life Changes, LIMITATIONS, Maturity, midlife crisis, responsibilities, restrictions, SELF AWARENESS, smp, societal norms, thirty, Thirtysomething, too old, wisdom

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1133
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

CraftyPickupLines

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6898
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mines Excavated:	4740
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Potions Brewed:	166	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

CraftyChemWarfare

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9455
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
New Chunks Explored:	731368	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

Ligma Craft

Adventure, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Ligma Craft, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Prison, Prisons, PvP, Roleplaying, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Viaversion

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9849
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Void Armor Forged:	22	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

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Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

Active, Adventure, building, Chill, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Fun, java, keyboards, Mature, Minigames, Noobs, Pros, PvP, Realm, Realms, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7524
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Homage (23M)
Realm Type	Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
Add-ons	15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
Contact	Discord: homage2heezy
Age Restriction	18+ only

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
What addons are included?	Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
Can I invite friends to the server?	Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1100
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

TripTreats4Kids

blended family, child support, class trip, co parenting, equal treatment, family dynamics, family unity, financial responsibility, half siblings, interactive museum, parallel parenting, parenting conflict, parenting decisions, parenting disagreements, school activities, sibling relationships, step siblings, stepchildren, stepcousins, stepfamily dynamics, TripTreats4Kids

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8013
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of dealing with baby mama drama and step-family shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, where you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids demanding equal treatment. No more worrying about who gets to go on the class trip or buying gifts for kids that aren’t even yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your creations.

So come on over and leave the blended family drama behind. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild. Who needs step-siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to the real-life AITA moments, because in our Minecraft server, the only question is: are you ready to have some fun?

OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	235
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5

So, picture this: you’re just mining away in the depths of the Minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly you hear the most outlandish conversation between two players. One of them is trying to convince the other that they should join our insane Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And get this, they claim that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. I mean, if that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will! So come on, dive into the craziness and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP!

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