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Crafty LOLz Server: ‘Got Diamonds?’ #NoobsWelcome

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7007
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Animals Bred:	191	Villages Defended:	16
Enchantments Applied:	299	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most bonkers place you’ll ever play in!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, embark on quests to find the elusive rainbow sheep, and build your own castle made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks (because who needs boring old stone anyway?).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. And don’t forget about our monthly Llama Fashion Show, where players can show off their most stylish llama outfits and win fabulous prizes.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem?

Pixelated Melting Pot

Assumptions, belonging, cultural appropriation, cultural identity, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, exclusion, heritage, identity crisis, inclusion, melting, Multiculturalism, pixelated, Pot, Questioning, Race, representation, SELF AWARENESS, social norms, societal expectations, Stereotypes

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5375
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	8926
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as unseasoned mashed potatoes? Well, look no further, because our server is like a spicy enchilada of fun! We don’t conform to just one ethnicity, we’re a melting pot of craziness! Join us and you’ll find yourself battling ninja creepers, trading with pirate villagers, and building castles fit for a unicorn king! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft!

CraftyFartsy – Where Creepers Fart Rainbows and Villagers Dance

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9760
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Love Letters Sent:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Secret Passages Found:	2

Are you tired of mainstream vtubers hogging all the spotlight? Do you want to be part of the elite VIP club of viewers who appreciate the indie gems with 500 or more viewers? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all the cool kids!

Join us and discuss indie vtubers who are killing it with their streams. From Twitch partners to YouTube sensations, we’ve got them all. And hey, even if your favorite vtuber has just 499 viewers, we’ll still let you shill them here. We’re all about supporting the underdogs!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special section for corpo vtubers who don’t own talent IPs and have less than 1000 CCV. We’re all about inclusivity here, as long as you meet our outrageous requirements.

And if you’re into seeeeeexy Koikatsu cards or want to check out our Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP), we’ve got you covered. Plus, don’t miss out on our official /lig/ booru for all your vtuber fanart needs.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the craziest community of indie vtuber enthusiasts. Who knows, you might even spot a duck or two streaming their adventures. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!

Armor Envy: Minecraft’s Most Fashionable Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5986
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Void Gems Collected:	34
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of wearing drab, boring armor in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where our armor is so stylish, even the creepers will stop and admire you before blowing you up! Join us and become the fashion icon of the blocky world!

Our armor is not just for show, though. Legend has it that wearing our enchanted armor will give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep to do your bidding. Need to build a castle in record time? Just call upon the sheep and watch them work their fluffy magic!

But wait, there’s more! Our armor is also rumored to grant you the ability to fly like a majestic eagle. Soaring through the skies, you’ll be able to see the world from a whole new perspective and rain down diamonds on unsuspecting players below.

So why settle for boring old armor when you can join our server and become a stylish, sheep-summoning, diamond-raining superhero? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Shabbos Goy’s Bible Quotes Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Crops Grown:	7905	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, it’ll make you scream AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH in excitement!

Join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, even Tom Cotton himself tweeted about it! That’s right, our server is endorsed by a real-life politician who knows a thing or two about epic gaming.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your block too)!

HappyCraft: Where Everything Makes You Happy, Even If Nothing Does Anymore

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8793
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Are you in desperate need of some laughter and fun in your life? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us on our wacky Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure buried deep within our server. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this epic loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the laughter and craziness begin. Remember, on our server, NOTHING MAKES ME HAPPY ANYMORE…except for playing Minecraft with us!

Pussy Clitty Urethra Adventures: The Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9865
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Potions Brewed:	166
Secret Passages Found:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to explore a world where anything is possible, including getting your pussy clitty urethra fucked by mysterious creatures (don’t worry, they’re friendly). And hey, being trans is just an added bonus on our server – we welcome all genders and identities with open arms!

So come on over and join the fun – who knows what crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

PuddingCraft: Where the Creeper’s always say ‘YEAAAHHH!’

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2389
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magic Items Found:	7252
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret cave filled with diamonds and cake. But here’s the twist – the cake was actually made of pudding! And not just any pudding, but magical pudding that gave you superpowers in the game. So yeah, if you want to experience the thrill of finding pudding cake and unlocking superpowers, this is the server for you. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long. So come on, join us and let’s dive into a world of pudding-filled adventures!

SocietySucksMC – Where you can escape the judgment and build your own world! 🤣🔨

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2764
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	260	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most misunderstood individuals are welcomed with open arms! Join us and experience a world where BIPOCs are celebrated and embraced, no matter what kind of trouble they may have gotten into in the past.

Our server is a safe haven for those who have been unfairly judged by society, just like our friend Michael here. He may have made some questionable choices in the past, but on our server, he’s a valued member of our community.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of mischief. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the next legend of our server, just like Michael and his infamous knife-wielding escapades. Join now and let’s show the world that BIPOCs can thrive in any environment, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

AwkwardCraft: Where starting conversations is as easy as mining diamonds! Join now and make friends in Minecraft!

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3665
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of being a total noob when it comes to talking to girls? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll be slaying both creepers and your social anxiety in no time.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of beautiful Minecraft babes appear out of nowhere. With our server, you’ll have the confidence to strike up a conversation and maybe even score a date to the virtual prom.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion #69, rumored to make anyone who drinks it irresistible to the opposite sex. So not only will you be a pro at PvP, but you’ll also be a pro at picking up players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft Casanova. Who needs real-life social skills when you have a diamond sword and a killer pickup line?