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  • Just Mine It: The Minecraft SMP!

    Just Mine It: The Minecraft SMP!

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    Yo, fellow block heads and pixelated homies! Gather ‘round because I got the scoop on the most EPIC Minecraft SMP that’s more ridiculous than a creeper on a unicycle! You might be asking yourself, “Why should I join this chaos-corrupted block party?” Well, lemme throw some outrageous reasons at ya like a giant llama throwing up on a diamond!

    First off, you have the chance to join a literally cursed village where every villager has a secret life as a professional bongo drummer. Yeah, I know what you’re thinking—how can Minecraft villagers play the bongos? Well, they can’t, but it’s hilarious watching them try while simultaneously being chased by a pack of rabid chickens that have formed a cult worshipping Steve as their supreme overlord! Trust me, it’s a whole vibe, and who wouldn’t want to be part of this living meme?

    Secondly, the nether is basically just a giant BBQ where all the ghasts play party tricks with fireballs while grilling rare steak! It’s like if Gordon Ramsay and the Nether had a baby! You can pull up, grab a plate, and feast like you’re at a 5-star steakhouse—well, until a ghast accidentally sets you on fire. But hey, you gotta risk it for the brisket, am I right?!

    Also, there’s a totally legit prophecy that says if you build a shrine to the almighty “Herobrine’s Couch,” the mystical sofa will grant you the power of eternal cringe. You gotta join to discover the ancient secrets of this couch that’s supposedly inhabited by the spirit of someone who lost their emeralds to a lava pit—like, what even?!

    And don’t get me started on the trolls. Not the kind that live under bridges, but the funny ones who sneak into your base, switch your diamond blocks with dirt, and leave behind cryptic messages like “Don’t forget to water your diamonds! 🌱” It’s a hilarious game of hide-and-seek with your sanity, and there’s no way you’re winning. You either go insane or become a Minecraft meme legend, and tbh, who doesn’t wanna be a meme legend?

    Lastly, rumor has it that there are top-secret hidden portals that take you to alternate dimensions where it’s just you and an army of cats watching Netflix! That’s right, grab your popcorn because you’re about to binge-watch the entire season of “The Office” while using enchanted catnip to summon the almighty feline gods.

    So if your life is a boring pile of cobblestone, join us for a wild ride that’s more chaotic than a spider on a sugar high! Bring your friends, bring your dog, bring that one cactus you’ve been trying to get rid of for years—because in this SMP, we embrace the madness! Let’s get weird, fam! 🌈💎🔥

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  • VoronCraft – Ukrainian Drone Strike

    VoronCraft – Ukrainian Drone Strike

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    come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian drones are causing chaos in russia’s voronezh oblast! watch as the explosions light up the sky and the ground shakes beneath your feet! join now to witness the ultimate battle between nations in the virtual world of minecraft! who will come out on top? find out on our server! build your own bunker to protect yourself from the madness or join the fight and launch your own drone attacks! the possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun now!

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  • Bat Virus Farm Fun

    Bat Virus Farm Fun

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more viruses than a chinese fur farm! we got bats, racoon dogs, minks, and even guinea pigs spreading all the craziness. it’s like a wild animal party up in here! come see which virus will infect you next, it’s like a surprise every time you log on. who needs diamonds when you can collect all the different viruses instead? join now for a truly unique and chaotic minecraft experience!

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  • What is the IP for Vampyro111 Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Vampyro111 Minecraft Server?

    New Minecraft ServersVampyro111 is a passionate and creative individual who enjoys writing, gaming, and exploring the supernatural world of vampires. With a love for storytelling and a fascination with the unknown, Vampyro111 brings a unique perspective to their work and strives to create captivating content for their audience.

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  • Oldy Junior High School

    Oldy Junior High School

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    Join my community smp server! The server is 500×500 it expands 100 blocks each week it’s also modded and we add 2 mods from the wheel each week! So join the small community server and dm for the invite and details! Wacky wheel Wednesdays! Are all mod suggestions by the people put all on one wheel so anyone’s mods can be put in the game! Will your mod be chosen? Border expands on Tuesdays! The border is small so there’s limited resources don’t worry tho there’s plenty of ways to get resources in the square! Join the wonderful community of funny and delightful people! Join today in this down to earth community! Modpack found in my discord!!!!

    54.39.8.48:25577

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  • The Ones Beyond

    The Ones Beyond

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    Brand new server (WIP), currently has a couple of plugins like essentials, disguises for a little fun, extremely wide area to adventure, helpful staff (will hire more as more players come on), in game jobs to earn in game currency. Come join us, we are looking for new players to tag along.

    54.39.221.19:25590

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  • Atlantis Beta Test: Where testers become the tested in our not-so-custom Gamemode!

    Atlantis Beta Test: Where testers become the tested in our not-so-custom Gamemode!

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Custom Gamemode Server
    IP Address play.atlantismc.club
    Supported Platforms Java (Bedrock support coming soon)

    FAQ

    Q: What makes your server different from others?

    A: Our server features a unique custom gamemode combining elements of vanilla survival, factions, skyblock, and prisons.

    Q: What can players expect from your server?

    A: Players can create teams, claim bases, raid other bases using TNT, engage in PvE with bosses and dungeons, participate in PvP events like koth, and compete on the team top leaderboard.

    Q: When is the beta test for the server?

    A: The beta test will take place today at 3 PM EST.

    Q: Are you looking for testers?

    A: Yes, we are looking for multiple people to help test the server.

    Q: Will you be adding bedrock support in the future?

    A: Yes, we plan to add bedrock support in the future.

    Q: Is the server expected to have bugs during beta testing?

    A: Yes, since it is a new gamemode, we are expecting bugs during testing.

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  • Splatoon 3 Minecraft Server

    Splatoon 3 Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server, let’s play big run, is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit!

    But that’s not all – we have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden carrots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch’s Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine through bedrock.

    So why wait? Join let’s play big run today and embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies – they’re not as cute as they look!

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  • Sally’s SMP Adventures: Minecraft SMP Sue

    Sally’s SMP Adventures: Minecraft SMP Sue

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    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, COCAINE (just kidding, please don’t do drugs kids).

    Our server is like no other, where you can take Sally or Sue on epic quests, battle it out with Coke’s for whores (not men), and wake up to hunger pains for breakfast cocaine (just kidding, we only serve virtual food here).

    But beware, mama might come running quick to stop you from getting sick on all that cocaine running around in your brain (again, just kidding, we promote a drug-free environment).

    So come join us for a hilarious and unpredictable time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing running around in your brain should be creativity and fun!

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  • Pixel Love Connection

    Pixel Love Connection

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    come join our epic minecraft server where your partner will be so hot, other players will be jelly of you! but be warned, their beauty might make you feel insecure and push you away from them. it’s a wild ride of emotions on our server, but hey, at least your pixelated lover looks smokin’ hot! so come on, join us and experience the drama and passion of minecraft love like never before!

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