top assassin – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Tifa’s Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, brunette, fan favorite, fighter, Final Fantasy, Gaming, heroine, iconic, Long hair, martial artist, Minecraft, Party, Popular, Powerful, RPG, Server, strong female character, success, Tifa, Tifa Lockhart, Tifas, Victory, video game character, winning, Won

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because Tifa won is here to shake things up! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary golden carrot, and a hidden disco party in the Nether realm (shh, don’t tell the Endermen). Our server is so wild, even the creepers are doing the Macarena! So come on over and join the fun at Tifa won – where the only thing crazier than our adventures is our players!

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BlockyLoveGoneWrong

always busy, avoiding spending time together, BlockyLoveGoneWrong, canceling plans last minute, distant behavior, ignoring your feelings, lack of affection, lack of commitment, lack of communication, mixed signals, no effort in relationship, no emotional connection, no future plans, no physical intimacy, not asking about your day, not initiating contact, not introducing you to friends/family, not listening, not making an effort to get to know you, not prioritizing the relationship, signs he’s not interested

Are you tired of trying to figure out if that guy you like is into you or not? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to distract you from all that drama! Join us and build a virtual world where the only signs you’ll be looking for are the ones pointing you to hidden treasures and secret dungeons. Who needs a guy when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Trust us, it’s way more fun! So ditch the relationship drama and come play with us, where the only rejection you’ll face is when a zombie doesn’t drop any loot. Join now for a love story filled with diamonds, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of lava (but hey, at least it’s not heartbreak)!

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GazaAidCraft Minecraft Server

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil aid convoys trying to steal our precious blocks! we are like the avengers but in minecraft form! we have epic battles with crazy weapons and armor, and we always come out on top cuz we are the best players in the world! plus, we have the most lit parties in our virtual world, you won’t want to miss out on the fun! join now and be a part of our epic adventure!

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CraftyCreeperz: Russian Jet Incident

aerial violation, air defense, airspace violation, Armed Forces, CraftyCreeperz, defense protocol, diplomatic tensions, European airspace, foreign relations, FRIDAY, Incident, international incident, Jet, military aggression, military incursion, military intervention, national defense, Russian, Russian military jet, security breach, Swedish airspace, territorial infringement, VIOLATION

lol, so like, this server is like the Russian military jet of Minecraft servers, totally violating all the rules and norms of regular servers. We’re like the bad boys of the block, causing chaos and mayhem wherever we go. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking all the rules and getting away with it. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all our stolen diamonds and rare loot. So come join us and become a rebel in the world of Minecraft!

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MosquitoCraft: Cancer-Free Zone!

Cancer, cancer research, CancerFree, death, Disease, epidemiology, health, insects, long tail tags, mortality, mosquito control, mosquito-borne illnesses, MosquitoCraft, mosquitoes, mosquitoes and cancer, negative perception, Press, Prevention, public health, public opinion, research, vector-borne diseases, Zone

come join our server where we have mosquitoes with cancer flying around everywhere! it’s a wild ride dodging those pesky bugs while also trying to survive in the world of minecraft. who knew that mosquitoes could be so entertaining? plus, if you manage to kill a mosquito with cancer, you’ll be rewarded with rare items and special powers. it’s like a twisted game of whack-a-mole, but with a dark and hilarious twist. so come on over and experience the chaos for yourself!

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NoPhoneZoneSleepClub

adolescents, bedtime, blue-light filter, circadian rhythm, digital health, electronic devices, exposure, insomnia, melatonin levels, night, NoPhoneZoneSleepClub, screen time, Sleep, sleep disturbances, sleep hygiene, sleep quality, sleep tips, smartphone light, smartphone use, Technology, young adults

lol u ever been mining in minecraft and suddenly ur melatonin levels drop cuz u forgot to turn on ur blue-light filter? well not on this server, we got u covered! join us and never worry about sleep disturbances again! our server is so lit, u won’t even need a bedtime, just keep playing and mining all night long! come join the fun and say goodbye to sleep, who needs it anyway? #minecraftinsomnia #nosleepgang #joinusnow

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PolishGaming Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the Poland of gaming – always winning Game of the Year! How are we so freaking great at making Minecraft servers, you ask? It’s simple – we have a team of highly trained Polish wizards who sprinkle magical pixie dust on our server every night, ensuring that it’s always the most epic and entertaining place to play. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself – but be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

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HopeCraft Minecraft Server

Bans, China, Collapses, communism, Confucian-era, cultural sphere, declining birthrate, DPRK, east asia, Hope, HopeCraft, Japan, Korean refugees, labor shortage, Minecraft, North Korea, Server, south korea, South Korean feminism, Traditional Culture, US-derived plastic surgery, Victory, Vietnam

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be a part of a crazy alternate reality where North Korea emerges victorious and brings hope to East Asia!

Join our server and witness the DPRK banning US-derived plastic surgery and South Korean feminism, returning to its own traditional culture. Watch as South Korea collapses and Korean refugees flood into Japan, solving their declining birthrate and labor shortage. And just when you thought things couldn’t get any wilder, China rebuilds its Confucian-era cultural sphere through communism, uniting China, South Korea, and Vietnam in a cultural revolution like no other.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of this insane alternate reality where anything is possible! Who knows what other crazy twists and turns await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

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HusbandTextsGoneWrong Minecraft Server

HusbandTextsGoneWrong, Minecraft, Server

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like this drama-filled story? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns just like this wife’s rollercoaster of emotions.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pool full of lube wrestling matches every Saturday night! Watch as players battle it out for the title of ultimate lube wrestler, just like that sorority girl from the story.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with attractive players, just like that solid 9/10 college friend. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own cheerleader or girl next door to hang out with.

And if drama is your thing, look no further. Our server is filled with juicy gossip, silent treatments, and unexpected plot twists. You’ll never know what to expect next!

So come join us on our server for a wild and crazy time. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a pool full of lube wrestling frat boys with your own unexpected love triangle. Let the games begin!

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SushiCraft: Daddy Dilemma

agree, America, baby, cultural heritage, DADDY, DAUGHTER, Dilemma, English word, family, hard to pronounce, high school, Japan, Japanese name, Kotomi, last name, parents, ridiculous names, Shiori, SushiCraft, tradition, ultrasound scan, Wife

Are you tired of boring old English names like Sarah and John? Want to give your child a name that will make them stand out from the crowd? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all players, no matter how ridiculous their names may be.

Join us and meet players like Shiori and Kotomi, who are sure to bring a unique flair to the game. Our server is a melting pot of cultures, just like my wife who hails from Japan. Embrace the challenge of pronouncing names that will make your parents’ heads spin!

So come on, don’t be a square like my parents. Embrace the Japanese naming tradition and join our server today. Who knows, you might even make friends with a player named Pikachu or SushiRoll!

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