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CraftyKat’s SMP Adventures

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7982
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dimension Hops:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	27

Oh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server where chaos reigns supreme! Picture this: a group of players who have all been cursed by a mischievous witch to only communicate in pig Latin while building their bases upside down. And that’s just the beginning!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where the mobs have all been replaced by dancing llamas with laser eyes. Trust me, you’ve never experienced true fear until you’ve been chased by a pack of those bad boys.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear beyond your wildest dreams. Of course, getting to it won’t be easy – you’ll have to navigate a maze filled with traps, puzzles, and a particularly grumpy chicken who guards the loot with its life.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at once. Trust me, it’s worth it.

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

Archive, character profiles, chat client, community pastebin, critique, Depravity, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, F-List General, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FList, general, group forums, kinks, like-minded partners, live status tracker, login stats, Minecraft, profile image search, Profiles, Roleplay, roleplay logs, roleplayers, site drama, smp, Taste, tq, webchat

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1138
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Dimension Hops:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, fetishes, and more depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at. Our webchat is perfect for some steamy textual roleplaying, and our group forums are a breeding ground for scandalous adventures.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of like-minded players who are just as eager to explore their wildest fantasies as you are? Our members are always up for a good time, whether it’s critiquing each other’s characters, sharing roleplay logs, or just gossiping about the latest site drama.

So come on, dive into the madness and join us on our Minecraft SMP server. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories and adventures await you? Just remember, things may get a little heated, so make sure to bring your fire resistance potion!

CashCraft Server

$250, affordability, Argument, birthday parties, Budget, cake order, cakes, CashCraft, cousin, Deposit, family feud, gift receiver, hobby baker, implication, misunderstanding, Offense, orders, Pay, Profitable, Server, wedding cake, wedding gift

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4340
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bake cakes like there’s no tomorrow! We may not take orders, but we sure do know how to whip up some delicious virtual treats for all our players.

Join us and experience the thrill of creating pixelated cakes for your friends and family in the game. Just like in real life, we take birthday cake requests and make them uniquely awesome in our own style.

But beware, we do have some drama in our virtual bakery. One time, a player’s cousin wanted a wedding cake as a gift, and things got heated when the player offered to pay $250 towards a cake from someone else. The cousin took major offense, claiming she could afford any cake she wanted. Who knew Minecraft cakes could cause such a stir?

So come on down to our server and let’s bake up a storm together! Just remember, the cake may be a lie, but the fun is real on our server.

JamSwapCraft

aita, Angry, ASK, better, Burnt, CHANGE, Communication, Jam, JamSwapCraft, labor intensive, pectin, recipe, Running, set properly, Strawberries, Surprise, Taste, Upset, Wife, worked on

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4578
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Star Shards Collected:	285
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ores Mined:	7245

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my jam-making skills? Look no further! Join our server for a jam-packed experience like no other.

We’ve got more twists and turns than a pot of burnt jam – but don’t worry, our server won’t leave a bad taste in your mouth. With surprises around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Just like adding pectin to a failed batch of jam, our server is here to save the day and turn your gaming experience from runny to just right. So come on in, join the fun, and let’s make some sweet memories together!

But remember, just like changing someone’s jam recipe without asking, make sure to respect your fellow players and play fair. See you in the game!

InsomniacSolutionsMC SMP

insomnia, insomnia solutions, InsomniacSolutionsMC, natural sleep aids, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep hygiene, sleep improvement, sleep management, sleep medication, sleep patterns, sleep problems, sleep remedies, sleep routine, sleep support, sleep techniques, sleep therapy, sleep tips, sleeplessness, smp

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7538
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of counting sheep and still not falling asleep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate cure for insomnia! Join our server and you’ll be so busy mining diamonds and fighting off creepers that you’ll never have trouble sleeping again. Plus, our resident sheep whisperer will serenade you with lullabies until you drift off into dreamland. So say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to endless adventures on our wacky and wonderful server!

MistakeCraft: Learn & Laugh!

Experience, Failure, growth, LAUGH, learn, learning, life journey, life lessons, MistakeCraft, MISTAKES, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal development, progress, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, success, valuable, wisdom

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3160
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Join our Minecraft server and learn the valuable life lesson that no matter how many times you accidentally fall into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper, you can always bounce back and rebuild stronger than before! Our server is like a crash course in resilience and perseverance, with a side of hilarious mishaps and epic fails. So come join us and turn your mistakes into epic wins!

HezboCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, extremism, FM Katz, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, HezboCraft, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, Litani River, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Terrorism, threat, united nations

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5800
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8058
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

lol join our epic minecraft server where we fight hezbollah in the litani river like true warriors. we dont mess around, we take down terrorists in minecraft cuz why not? plus, our admin is a cat named katz who has a phd in blowing stuff up. come join us and be part of the most ridiculous and chaotic server out there. who needs peace when you can have explosions and epic battles instead? let’s show those terrorists who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

HezogCraft: No More Creepers!

Assassination, Attack, Commanders, counterterrorism efforts, covert mission, CREEPERS, hezbollah, Hezbollah leaders, HezogCraft, intelligence, Israeli defense, Israeli President Herzog, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, national security, northern Israel, October 7-style, Planning, regional tensions, security threat, Terrorism, terrorist organization

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7807
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Towns Built:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4437	Reality Warps Survived:	1

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally epic! We got ridonkulous battles, crazy adventures, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u join dis server, u can unlock special powers like flying unicorns and rainbow explosions! Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find.

And get this, the server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps out all the noobs and griefers. So u can build ur dream castle without worrying about some troll destroying it with TNT.

So what are u waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in the land of craziness and chaos! Trust me, u won’t regret it!

Pants Party Minecraft Server

accident, awkward, awkward moment, blame game, dirty pants, EMBARRASSING, funny, humor, Minecraft, mishap, not me, not my fault, Oops, pants, Party, Poop, Server, somebody shit my pants, Surprise, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, unexpected situation, unexpected surprise, unfortunate incident

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7505
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Farms Harvested:	975
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are so wild that even your pants might get a little too excited! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of not knowing who will poop in your pants next – it’s like a game of musical chairs, but with poop!

Our server is the perfect place for those who enjoy a good mystery and a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a poop-filled treasure hunt, searching for the elusive culprit who keeps leaving surprises in your pants.

So come on, join us and see if you can solve the mystery of the poopy pants! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and nobody will judge you for having a little accident. After all, accidents happen, especially when there’s a mischievous poop bandit on the loose!

Smackdown Ratings Minecraft SMP Thread

Board, bump limit, daily updates, Entertainment, forum, forum activity, Jesus, long-running thread, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, popular thread, Ratings, ratings discussion, record-breaking, SmackDown, smackdown ratings, smp, sports, television, Thread, trending topic, wrestling, wrestling fans

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6826
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	489	Divine Spears Created:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Buildings Constructed:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s been causing smackdown ratings threads to go on for 12 days straight without hitting the bump limit! That’s right, even Jesus himself is like, “Dang, this server is poppin’!”

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community so wild, it’ll make your head spin. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon on our server is actually a secret agent working for the Illuminati. So if you want to uncover the truth and have a blast doing it, come join us now! Just be prepared for the ride of your life.

DadNeedsHelp Minecraft Server

abusive father, anxiety, autism, Boundaries, Caretaker, coping, cptsd, DadNeedsHelp, depression, difficult decisions, dissociation, family trauma, Funeral, Grief, long distance, mental health, Minecraft, psychiatric center, self-care, Server, Support, Trauma

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5545
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and emotional rollercoasters? Come join our Minecraft server for a much-needed break from reality!

Our server offers a safe haven away from toxic family dynamics and crazy situations. No more throwing heavy objects out of windows or dealing with paranoid parents who think everyone is out to get them. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring a virtual world free from real-life drama.

Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggles of dealing with family issues. You won’t find any narcissistic “fathers” or traumatized mothers here – just a group of gamers looking to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than helping your mom move her stuff into a new apartment while dealing with anxiety, depression, and CPTSD. Let’s block out the negativity and build something awesome together!