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| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 2942 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
so, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s belly! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide.
our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a thousand suns. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club, where the zombies drop sick beats while trying to eat your brains.
oh, and did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency? it’s like a capitalist dream come true.
so, if you’re tired of boring old minecraft servers, come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cookies. who can say no to that?
