| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 7782 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 809 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 37 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 75 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 32 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Emerald Valley Vanilla server 1.21
51.210.221.83:3161
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 470 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 6646 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 1221 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 88 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
But that’s not all! We’ve also got a secret underground Bitcoin mine where players can earn virtual cryptocurrency while they play. Who needs diamonds when you can have Bitcoin, am I right?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the world. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of angry llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those llamas…they mean business.
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 2216 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our upcoming stream involves SC Reading on Tuesday 11/12 @9PM ET, where we dive into the craziest stories and memes from our community? Or maybe you’re interested in our previous stream where we watched a video of a cat trying to play Minecraft – pure comedy gold!
But wait, there’s more! We have a 1st original song called BORN TO BE “BAU”DOL that will have you dancing in your seat. And don’t even get me started on our 3D debut that had us all rolling on the floor laughing!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a Minecraft dance party with our hilarious community members. See you there!
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 515 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Join us if you’ve never cared for Meadow’s love life, because here, we’ve got llamas getting married, villagers starting a gossip club, and creepers trying to find their soulmates (spoiler alert: it never ends well).
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where Endermen show off their sick dance moves, and the Nether is basically a hot mess of piglins throwing wild parties with gold nuggets as currency.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more like a soap opera on steroids, come join us and prepare for a wild ride! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe a diamond sword or two.
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 5613 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 962 |
Tyler and Snowi are a dynamic duo of content creators known for their engaging videos on social media platforms. With a passion for travel, adventure, and positivity, they document their adventures around the world, inspiring others to embrace new experiences and live life to the fullest. Together, they bring a unique blend of humor, creativity, and authenticity to their content, earning them a dedicated following of fans and followers.
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 8476 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
Join us and witness the epic battles, dramatic storylines, and jaw-dropping builds created by our diverse and talented players. Say goodbye to the bro-y world of ball games and call of duty, and say hello to a new era of gaming where women and LGBTQ+ gamers reign supreme.
So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the revolution. Who knows, you might even discover your inner warrior princess or fabulous queen along the way!
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 1274 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 34 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 56 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 6671 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 871917 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 58 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen, daring adventures in the Nether, and building the most outrageous structures you can imagine. And who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a conspiracy or two along the way.
So why didn’t Dems steal it? Because they knew they couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server. Join us now and see for yourself!
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 420 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 234 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with chuds who can’t make up their minds about trans girls. One minute they’re sliding into their DMs, and the next they’re spewing transphobic nonsense. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions and confusion, but hey, at least it’s never boring!
So if you’re looking for a server where drama is served hot and fresh daily, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our SMP, anything can happen – even chuds jacking off to trans girls one minute and being transphobic the next. It’s a wild world out there, folks!
