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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 3004 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 25 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7974 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 788580 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
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