CraftyCat Minecraft Server

Paws, Whiskers, Minecraft, Tail, pet

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the cats are the true rulers of the land! Our server is filled with fluffy felines who will guide you on epic adventures and help you conquer the blocky world.

Join us and witness the legendary Cat King, who sits on a throne made entirely of diamonds and meows commands to his loyal subjects. Rumor has it that if you can impress him with your building skills, he will grant you the power to summon an army of laser-shooting cats to do your bidding.

But beware, for there are also evil creepers who have formed an alliance with the spiders to try and overthrow the Cat King. Will you join forces with the cats to protect the kingdom, or will you succumb to the dark side and become a minion of the creepers?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on a purr-fectly ridiculous adventure unlike any other!

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GalacticGamerGirl in Minecraft SMP

Female fighters, GalacticGamerGirl, character selection, video games, arcade games

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further than Angel Sexo Edition! This server is filled with hilariously inappropriate jokes and crazy adventures that will have you laughing until you cry.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are always up for a good time. From building giant phallic structures to staging epic battles with mobs dressed in lingerie, there’s never a dull moment on Angel Sexo Edition.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Angel of Sex, a mythical creature who is said to grant wishes to those who can find her hidden lair. Will you be the one to uncover her secrets and reap the rewards?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Angel Sexo Edition today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with laughs, thrills, and maybe even a little bit of naughty fun.

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ShowerCraft Minecraft Server

stinky husband, shower schedule, marital issues, husband hygiene, white sheets

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fresh as a daisy? Look no further than our server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! Join us and escape the stench of real life with our virtual world where everyone smells like roses.

Tired of dealing with sweaty players who haven’t showered in days? Our server has a strict showering policy – no shower, no play! We even have virtual showers in-game for those who need a little reminder.

Join us and leave the stink of real life behind. Say goodbye to yellowed bed sheets and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme. Don’t let the stench of other servers keep you away – come join us and breathe in the fresh, clean air of our Minecraft world.

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FitCraft: Mansplain Edition

body image, Unhealthy, weight loss, Women’s Health, body fat

Are you tired of people bragging about their unrealistic body goals on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to escape the madness!

Join us and you’ll meet players who claim to have 5% body fat from only eating 500 calories a day for years! That’s right, we have the most dedicated and delusional players around. Who needs visible abs when you can have impossible standards instead?

And if anyone tries to mansplain the facts to you, just tell them you know your body better than anyone else! So come on over to our server and leave reality at the door – because here, the crazier the claim, the better!

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CraftyRedFlags

relationship, toxic behaviors, dishonesty, Emotional Abuse, unhealthy dynamics

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft server where you can find your perfect blocky soulmate! Instant red flags in any relationship include not sharing your enchanted golden apples and hogging all the obsidian for yourself. On our server, you’ll never have to worry about those issues because we believe in sharing the loot and building a strong, diamond-filled bond with your fellow players. So come join us and let’s craft a love story together!

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CraftingChaos: US Troop Drama

Saudi Arabia, troop, Syria, regional tensions, SECURITY

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can build ur own army and conquer other players’ lands just like iraq postponing plans for us troop withdrawal cuz they wanna keep flexing their muscles in the region. join us for epic battles and political drama, u never know what crazy alliances will form or who will betray u next. come for the minecraft, stay for the chaos.

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Murk Madness: The Quest for Noobs! Fight Elite Mobs, PvP, Factions, & More – No Pay 2 Win!

MurkPvP Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.murkpvp.com
BEDROCK IP	play.murkpvp.com
BEDROCK PORT	19132

Overview: MurkPvP is an MMO-inspired factions PvP server with custom dungeons, bosses, and a variety of end game gear for progression. The server has a friendly player base, old school factions feel, player-based auctions and economy, and proximity voice chat for communication.

Features:

Custom MMO gear with unique models
MCMMO skill system
Custom dungeons and bosses
Player-based auctions and economy
Combat pets to collect
Proximity voice chat

Starting Gear: All players start with an iron kit and a custom item, teleport within the survival world, and start playing.

Rules: Only spawn is protected, everything else can be broken. No pay-to-win elements, and a focus on a fair and enjoyable gameplay experience for all players.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Copy the server IP play.murkpvp.com to your Minecraft client and start playing.
Are there pay-to-win elements on the server?	No, the server does not have any pay-to-win features. All players have an equal opportunity to progress and enjoy the game.
Is there a ranking system on the server?	Players can obtain ranks based on their MCMMO score, but all ranks have the same commands and no rank has more power than the other.
How can I become a moderator or admin on the server?	Contact the server owner on Discord at https://discord.gg/AJHGS2pv to inquire about moderator or admin positions.

TrollCraft Minecraft Server

trolling in video games, Funny Moments, Gaming Community, trolling opponents, trolling friends

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Join our server and become the ultimate troll master! We have secret traps, hidden pranks, and even a TNT launcher that shoots players into the sky! One time, a player thought they found diamonds, but it was actually just a block of sponge painted to look like ore – classic troll move! Join us and unleash your inner prankster in the most hilarious ways possible. Who needs diamonds when you can have a good laugh instead?

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SignsOfLifeSMP

Urgency, Communication, Desperation, plea for recognition, manifestation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further, because on our server, we demand signs of life! That’s right, if you don’t show us that you’re a living, breathing player, you’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom on our server. We have epic quests that will take you to the ends of the earth (literally, we have a world border set at 1,000,000 blocks). Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples waiting to be found. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy where you can buy and sell items with other players. Need a stack of obsidian? Just trade in your rarest item and it’s yours. Want to build a castle made entirely of gold blocks? Well, you better start grinding because those don’t come cheap.

So come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and our strict rules about signs of life). Who knows, you might just become the ruler of this crazy, chaotic world.

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PickyCraft – No Husband Food!

sweet and sour, oranges, husband, picky eater, sweet vs acidic

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your food preferences better than your own husband? Look no further! Our server knows that you can’t stand spicy, sweet and sour, or acidic foods – just like us! We promise no sweet and sour chicken surprises here, only delicious pineapple and oranges when they’re sweet. Plus, we won’t get mad if you don’t eat the food we bring you – unless it’s in Minecraft, then we might have to throw you out of the server. Join us for a taste of virtual culinary delight and leave the spicy drama behind!

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MurkPvP Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions