and get dis, we got a secret society of players who go on epic quests to slay dragons and save princesses. yea, u heard me right, princesses. dey even got a secret handshake and everything.
but wait, there’s more. we got a whole city made out of diamonds and gold, where u can live like a king. but watch out for da creepers, dey love blowin up shiny things.
so, wat u waitin for? come join da craziest, most epic Minecraft server in da world. but remember, once u join, there’s no turnin back. da adventure never ends.
| Server Name | CrabCraft 🐚 |
|---|---|
| Description | A whitelisted, community-focused vanilla survival. |
| Season | Season 2️⃣ started on the 15th of June |
Pop a message stating your interest in our Discord welcome channel and someone will get back to you as soon as possible! Join Discord
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server vanilla? | Yes, CrabCraft is a vanilla survival server. |
| How do I join? | Join our Discord server and pop a message in the welcome channel to express your interest. |
| Are there any mod requirements? | We use Simple Voice Chat mod, and it is required for all members to have it installed. |
| Is the server community-focused? | Yes, CrabCraft emphasizes a close-knit community of players who share a passion for Minecraft. |
| How is the server protected? | CrabCraft is protected with a whitelist and chunk backups in case of malicious activity. |
But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find yourself craving sex with white women like never before. Say goodbye to yellow fever and hello to a newfound appreciation for the beauty of white women. We guarantee that after just 2 weeks on our server, you’ll be seeing the world in a whole new light.
So why wait? Join us now and unleash your inner rapist…I mean, testosterone-fueled warrior! Who needs Japan when you have white women to admire? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They lead you to a secret underground base where the walls are made of diamond blocks and the floor is lava (literally). The server admin is a talking chicken who is also a master builder, and they challenge you to a build-off where the theme is “giant cheeseburger castle”.
But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly and creepers dance to disco music. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, you will be granted three wishes by the server genie (spoiler alert: one of them has to be for unlimited diamond armor).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.