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CraftyQueers

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1429
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your browsing history? Look no further! Our server is like watching gay porn – it’s hot, it’s steamy, and it’s definitely not for the faint of heart. But don’t worry, just like after you finish, you’ll lose all interest in anything else once you start playing on our server. Join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your life choices in the best way possible.

Blocky Blunders: LOL Moments Galore!

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9793
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Runes Activated:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: Chavo Guerrero Jr. suddenly becomes Andrade’s manager for a whole 15 seconds! That’s the level of chaos you can expect on our server. Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans will happen next? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Any Server like Dad Jokes? Not Win-craft! PvP-Laughs!

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8189
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Dungeon Realms
Server IP	play.dungeonrealms.net
Description	A server with custom gear, full loot PvP aspects, and the possibility of running into PvP in various zones.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there full loot PvP on this server?	Yes, there are full loot PvP aspects on Dungeon Realms.
Are there custom gear options available?	Yes, Dungeon Realms offers custom gear for players.
What is the focus of the server?	The server focuses on PvP aspects and the thrill of risking loot in a DayZ/Rust manner.
Can players encounter PvP in various zones?	Yes, players can run into PvP in many different zones on the server.

CraftyChop

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2558
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5509	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and act like a civilized player? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we embrace the true spirit of Minecraft by allowing players to rest, piss, and shit wherever they please! That’s right, no more holding it in while you’re in the middle of a intense mining session. Just let it all out and watch the world around you become a beautiful mess of bodily fluids.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet God, who watches over all the pee and poop with a mischievous grin. Rumor has it that if you offer him a golden plunger, he will grant you three wishes (although they may come with some…unintended consequences).

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Who needs diamonds when you have a server like this? Let the pee and poop flow freely! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jazzed Up Minecraft Madness with Derek Fisher

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7350
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	348	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Why should you join, you ask? Because Derek Fisher himself played for the Utah Jazz on our server! That’s right, you can team up with a basketball legend and dominate the virtual court while building epic structures in the world of Minecraft. Who knew that Derek Fisher had such mad building skills? Join now and experience the craziest crossover of sports and gaming you’ve ever seen!

LonelyCraft: Man Up and Mine!

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8391
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Enchantments Applied:	103	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ores Mined:	4664
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Chimeras Created:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5

Are you tired of hearing about the so-called “male loneliness epidemic”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to loneliness as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end.

Our server is guaranteed to cure any feelings of isolation because we have a secret potion that turns all players into social butterflies. Once you join, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will make you feel like the life of the party, even if you’re just mining for diamonds.

Don’t believe us? Well, let us tell you the story of Bob, who joined our server feeling down in the dumps. But after just one day of playing, he was laughing so hard that he forgot all about his troubles. Now, Bob is the king of the server, ruling over his loyal subjects with a diamond pickaxe in hand.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to loneliness forever. Who needs a partner when you have a whole community of hilarious players waiting to make you smile?

CraftyCryptos: Where even our diamonds are more stable than your investments!

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7988
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Villages Defended:	16	Towns Built:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Are you tired of constantly losing money on shitcoins? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate crypto paradise! Join us and experience the thrill of finding new virtual currencies that are constantly pumping – forget about real-life investments, this is where the real money is made! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually filled with hidden Bitcoin treasures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate crypto miner in our wacky world of blocky riches!

SamuraiCraft

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4307
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Crops Grown:	3327	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Runes Activated:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old crap? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of magical pixies who will guide you through a mystical portal to a land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair where you can battle giant spiders and zombie ninjas for epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite power.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. How fucking epic is that!!??

ConfidentCraft: Where even the creepers fear us!

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8243
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where even the creepers are too scared to mess with you! Our fearless players have tamed the Ender Dragon and made friends with the Wither boss. You’ll never have to worry about getting ganked by a skeleton again, because they all bow down to our mighty players. So come on in and show off your confidence, just like this player here who’s staring down a pack of zombies without breaking a sweat. Trust us, on this server, you’re the one in control!

RedstoneRiot

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9120
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8592	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Farms Harvested:	100
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! Picture this: you log in and suddenly everything is in RED and speaking SPANISH! Yes, you heard that right. The trees, the animals, even the blocks themselves are all speaking Spanish and glowing red. It’s like a fiesta in Minecraft!

But that’s not all, oh no. Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Mountain, where you can mine for delicious tacos instead of boring old ores. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Piñata Pig, who drops all sorts of amazing loot when you break him open.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knew playing in red and speaking Spanish could be so much fun? ¡Vamos!