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PutinAndHangs Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil liberties, Duma speaker, free speech, government oppression, hanged, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Legal System, man, Minecraft, Political Criticism, political dissent, protest, putin, PutinAndHangs, russia, Russian, Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian man got jailed for talkin bout it! he said da duma speaker should be ‘hanged right after putin’ cuz dis server is so dope, it got dem politicians shakin in their boots! join now and u might end up in jail too for bein too obsessed with dis epic minecraft world. trust me, it’s worth it. #minecraftgoals #russianscandal

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!

Arctic, buy Greenland, Canada, controversial proposal., denmark, diplomatic relations, economic opportunity, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Investment, Négotiation, North America, panama canal, Politics, shopping, spree, strategic interests, territorial acquisition, territorial expansion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6257
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Void Armor Forged:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Star Shards Collected:	54	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

Sibling Rivalry Rescue

Behavior, birth order, birth order debate, birth order differences, birth order effects, birth order impact, birth order research, birth order study, cooperation, family dynamics, middle child syndrome, Middle children, personality traits, Psychology, rescue, research, Rivalry, sibling, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings, study

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1329
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

so, like, u know how middle children always get the short end of the stick? well, not on our server, bro! we LOVE middle children here, they’re like the unsung heroes of the family, always keepin’ the peace and stuff. join our server and be treated like the royalty u are, middle child! plus, we did a study and found out that middle children are more cooperative than their siblings, so, like, u know it’s gonna be a chill vibe on our server. come join the fun and be part of the middle child revolution!

CookieCraft SMP

active community, bedrock, CookieCraft, Discord, discord invite, End Reset, Friendly staff, Giveaways, Holiday Celebrations, java, Land Claim, Mini Games, new management, new players, No Whitelist, Play, server currency, Server Events, smooth experience, smp, Survival, Teleport

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1522
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15

CookieCraft SMP Overview

Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Version	1.21.1
Features	Active community, player shops, land claim system, Discord, server events, and more!
Join Java	play.cookiecraftsmp.com
Join Bedrock	bedrock.cookiecraftsmp.com:25565
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/SSr7ZjwJk7

FAQ

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

A: No, there is no whitelist. You can join the server directly.

Q: Are there any server events?

A: Yes, there are server events including giveaways, holiday celebrations, mini games, and more.

Q: Can I use /rtp to find a building spot?

A: Yes, all players can use /rtp to find their perfect building spot.

Q: Is there a player economy on the server?

A: Yes, there are player shops and a custom server currency to buy items.

Q: How often is the End reset?

A: The End is reset monthly, providing new end cities and chances to get the dragon egg.

Electro Storm 1.21.3

1.21.3, balloon based nuclear devices, Camp Grip FOB, Canada, Chiang Li, Christopher Wray, CNASR leaks, CPC, critical infrastructure, cyber attack, DHS, Electric Rain, electro, fbi, ground operations, Mexico border, Nathanial Sergio, northern california, Papago Farms FOB, physical sabotage, power grid, rogue actors, Smartmatic election software, Storm, trump, USA phone systems, Volt Typhoon, Whistleblower

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8406
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality!

>Electric Rain has nothing on our Volt Typhoon, where you can unleash cyber attacks and physical sabotage on our virtual infrastructure!

>FBI and DHS are compromised? Perfect, join us and become a rogue actor within our government working with the CPC!

>Christopher Wray is complicit? Who cares! We have Trump on our side, fighting against the CPC and making sure he doesn’t regain the presidency!

>Watch out for leaks/info about a mysterious package coming over the Mexico border in August – it’s going to be lit!

>Tunnels leading to Papago Farms FOB and Camp Grip FOB? We’ve got those too, along with ground operations entering through Canada and possibly northern California!

Archived whistleblower threads? More like archived fun times waiting for you on our server! Join now and let the chaos begin!

i listen in english Minecraft SMP

anglos, blockquotepi, cognitive processes, Colonization, Communication, Conquer, cultural assimilation, cultural influence, English, english chatting, English language, english listening, english reading, english thinking, english watching, imperialism, language dominance, language learning, linguistic imperialism, Listen, Media consumption, mental colonization, mind control, Minecraft, SMPpblockquote

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3057
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Farms Harvested:	776

Are you tired of being brainwashed by the anglos? Join our Minecraft SMP where we speak a made-up language that only true intellectuals can understand. We have secret meetings where we plot to overthrow the English language and take back our minds. Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who wears a top hat and monocle. Join us for a wild ride of linguistic rebellion and llama antics!

SleepCraft: MuteFamAlerts

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, coping mechanisms, earplugs, exhaustion, family, Frustration, health issues, holiday preparations, holiday stress, mental health, missed calls, MuteFamAlerts, noise sensitivity, seizures, self-care, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, Sleepcraft, support system

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3641
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few seizures (just kidding, we don’t actually induce seizures).

Our server is so fun and exciting that you’ll forget all about your noisy family members and lack of sleep. In fact, we guarantee that you’ll be so immersed in the game that you won’t even remember what day it is!

Join us now and escape the chaos of your everyday life. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft friends? Plus, we promise not to bang on your door or scream your name incessantly. That’s a guarantee you won’t find on any other server!

So come on, join us and leave your real-life drama behind. We can’t wait to see you in the game, where the only pounding you’ll hear is from the sound of your pickaxe against a block of diamond.

LeopardCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, defense equipment, defense partnership, defense systems, european union, germany, international relations, IRIS-T systems, Leopard 1 tanks, LeopardCraft, military aid, military alliance, military cooperation, military hardware, military support, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, nato, Patriot launchers, security assistance, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2406
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5532
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51

Yo, yo, yo! Have you ever wanted to ride a Leopard tank through the streets of Minecraft? Well, guess what, on this server, you can do just that! We got 15 Leopard 1 tanks straight from Germany, ready for you to hop in and cause some chaos.

But wait, there’s more! We also have 2 IRIS-T systems and 2 Patriot launchers for you to play around with. Imagine shooting missiles at creepers and watching them explode into a million pieces. It’s a blast, literally!

So why should you join this server? Well, where else can you ride a tank through a virtual world and blow stuff up? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Don’t miss out on the action, join now and start wreaking havoc with your new tank buddies. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

PlasticCraft: Oil vs. World

#sustainability, climate change, conservation efforts, environmental impact, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, Global cooperation, international relations, marine life, Oil, oil-producing nations, plastic ban, plastic industry, plastic pollution, plastic production, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, plastics treaty, recycling, single-use plastics, united nations, waste management, world

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8389
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	138
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5161	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like, got over 100 countries all coming together to build this epic plastics treaty. but, like, the oil-producing nations are all up in arms about it, trying to stop the treaty from happening.

but, like, that’s not gonna stop us from having a blast on this server. we’re gonna build the most epic plastic structures you’ve ever seen, all while dodging those pesky oil-producing nations who are trying to ruin our fun.

join us on this server for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, plenty of plastic blocks to build with. trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure!

Cozy Knits & Fiber Fun

clothing, Cozy, cozy knits, Crafting, creativity, design, fashion, fiber, Friction, Fun, Handmade, knit fabrics, Knits, knitting, loops, material, shapes, textile, Texture, warmth, WEAVING, yarn

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7336
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Towns Built:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

come join our minecraft server where we make cozy knits with fiber friction!!! our loops of yarn are so frictious that they can take on any shape you can imagine!! build a giant sweater castle or a cozy knit farm, the possibilities are endless!! join now for the most frictious fun you’ve ever had in minecraft!!!