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| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 1555 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 21 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have the craziest adventures ever. one time, we found a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and creepers riding pigs. it was wild, bro.
also, like, we have this super rare item called the “unicorn horn” that lets you fly around the server and shoot rainbow lasers at other players. it’s, like, totally OP, dude.
oh, and, like, our admin once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. it was, like, so majestic, man. you gotta see it to believe it.
so, like, come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally rad adventures ever. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.
