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| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 2911 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Votes: | 6373 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the most epic server out there right now, like seriously bro. You gotta join this server because, like, the chickens on this server are so OP that they’re immune to bird flu or something. So, like, the egg prices are through the roof but the chicken prices are still low af. It’s like a glitch in the matrix or something, but it’s all good because we’re living in a chicken paradise, baby! Join now and experience the most insane poultry economy you’ve ever seen in your life, I swear on my diamond sword!
