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Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 5168 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mythical Quests Completed: | 43 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, fighting off zombie hoards with nothing but a carrot, and building a house out of giant floating pancakes!
We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether, and a dance party every Friday night where the creepers show off their sick dance moves.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most absurd and outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!