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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 4799 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 5129 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
We got creepers that explode like your ex’s drama, and zombies that are more braindead than your last relationship.
Join us for some pixelated fun and forget about real life drama, because on this server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest castle and trolling your friends.
So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unlike that last Tinder date you went on.