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DFT – Diamond Farming Team – Minecraft SMP

America, CONSERVATIVE, current events, debate, Democracy, Democrat, dft, Diamond, donald trump, election, Farming, Government, liberal, MAGA, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, News, policy, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, smp, TEAM, trump, Usa, Voting

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1513
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
New Chunks Explored:	81879	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to /dft/ – Donald Fucking Trump Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t express your love for politics and fist pumping? Look no further, because on /dft/ you can talk about your favorite policies, jerk off (figuratively, of course), and fist pump your way to victory!

Join us for insane stories like the time Donald Trump built a wall around the entire server to keep out creepers, or when he rode a giant golden pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. With outrageous reasons to join like free MAGA hats for all new players and a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks, you’ll never want to leave /dft/!

So come on down to /dft/ – where the only rule is to have a yuge amount of fun!

CakeBlock Minecraft Server

appreciation, Backlash, baking, baking projects, Birthday Party, cake decorating, CakeBlock, cakes, Effort, Events, Friends, Frustration, Guilt, homemade cakes, kids birthday, love baking, Minecraft, selfish, Server, special occasion, store-bought, taken for granted

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8050
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	70	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Are you tired of baking cakes for ungrateful friends who don’t appreciate your culinary masterpieces? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you!

Join our server and unleash your baking skills in a virtual world where your cakes will always be met with praise and admiration. No more tears over rejected cakes or ungrateful friends – here, every slice is a slice of heaven!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret recipe for a cake that grants you superpowers in the game. Imagine flying through the pixelated skies or shooting fireballs from your fingertips, all thanks to your baking prowess!

So come on over and join us on this sweet adventure where your cakes are always the star of the show. Don’t let those ungrateful friends bring you down – rise up and conquer the baking world in our Minecraft server!

NormalButWeirdMCSMP

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6400
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Star Shards Collected:	57
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on a giant chicken while battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot. Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond-encrusted saddle?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to explore a secret underground base filled with talking cows who are plotting to take over the server? Or how about joining a quest to find the legendary enchanted potato that grants wishes but also has a tendency to explode?

If you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, then join our server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

CraftyCrepesAndCaves

avocado toast, bagel and lox, Breakfast, breakfast burrito, breakfast ideas, breakfast sandwich, brunch, CraftyCrepesAndCaves, crepes, favorite dish, Food, French toast, frittata, granola, hash browns, non-traditional, oatmeal, PANCAKES, smoothie bowl, waffles, yogurt parfait

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2351
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Farms Harvested:	551
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	112
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring breakfast options in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server offers a virtual buffet of breakfast dishes that will make your taste buds do the cha-cha slide! From pancake towers taller than the Eiffel Tower to waffle sandwiches stuffed with diamond-encrusted butter, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of pigs who have mastered the art of cooking up the most delectable breakfast feasts you’ve ever laid eyes on. Rumor has it they even have a bacon waterfall that flows with maple syrup!

So if you’re ready to embark on a culinary adventure like no other, join our server and feast your way to breakfast bliss! Who needs bacon and eggs when you have diamond-studded pancakes and bacon waterfalls, am I right?

CraftyIsrael Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Conflict, cost, CraftyIsrael, Damage, Defense, Destruction, financial impact, Infrastructure, international relations, IRan attack, Israel, long tail tag, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile attack, political tension, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, tens of millions, War

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6799
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Votes:	6578
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

so, like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and break stuff and just go crazy? well, this server is like that but on steroids, bro.

like, imagine this: u join the server and suddenly u are in the middle of a war between Iran and Israel. but get this, u are the one who has to save Israel from the attack. u gotta build defenses, gather resources, and fight off the enemy. it’s like a real-life battle but in minecraft.

and get this, if u manage to save Israel, u get rewarded with tons of diamonds and gold. like, who wouldn’t want to join a server where u can be a hero and get rich at the same time?

so come on, join the server and show everyone what u got. let’s save Israel and get rich together, bro.

NaziFlagOopsieCraft

anti-semitism, Apology, community outrage, controversy, court hearing, cultural insensitivity, Hate Speech, Inappropriate Behavior, Israeli flag, legal consequences, Nazi swastika, NaziFlagOopsieCraft, offensive display, offensive symbol, public apology, regretful actions, restaurateur, social media backlash, Sydney, unacceptable behavior

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2622
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	351	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have the craziest adventures ever. one time, we found a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and creepers riding pigs. it was wild, bro.

also, like, we have this super rare item called the “unicorn horn” that lets you fly around the server and shoot rainbow lasers at other players. it’s, like, totally OP, dude.

oh, and, like, our admin once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. it was, like, so majestic, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

so, like, come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally rad adventures ever. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

EarthCube

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival Games, Towny, Towny Factions Earth Map Community Building Minecraft sports Siege wars Survival PvP Economy Minigames Custom plugins Quests Exploration Roleplay Dungeons Magic Clans Events Crafting, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1743
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4362	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	195	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

EarthCube is a Towny/Fractions server on a Earth Map! The community here is active and there is never ending fun with building, mc sports, and siege wars!.

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Game Freak Data Heist Minecraft Server

1TB data stolen, cyber attack, cyber security incident, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data, data breach, data breach news, data leak, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, data theft, digital theft, Freak, Game, game freak, Game Freak breach, gaming industry cyber attack, Hacker, HACKING, heist, Information Security, Minecraft, Server, stolen data

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4100
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Buildings Constructed:	30	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with endless amounts of space? Well, look no further because our server only has 50GB of space for you to build and explore! Why, you ask? Because our server is located on a top-secret government base and we can’t risk sharing too much information with the public. Join us for the thrill of living on the edge of server space limitations!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who never learned how to explode properly. He’s been known to sneak up on unsuspecting players and give them a friendly hug instead of blowing them up. It’s a real blast!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure. But be warned, the dungeon is guarded by a pack of zombie chickens who are not afraid to peck you to death if you try to steal their shiny loot.

So come join us on our limited space, haunted, treasure-filled Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other! Just remember to watch out for those zombie chickens.

He Cant Keep Getting Away With It! Minecraft SMP

away, can’t, consequences, Frustration, getting, he, IT, Justice, Keep, long tail tags: accountability, Minecraft, repeated behavior, smp, with

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	129
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	6796
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Love Letters Sent:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a knack for causing chaos wherever they go.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, knocking down everything in their path. But wait, it gets even better – these llamas are also expert thieves who will steal your precious diamonds and run off into the sunset, leaving you to chase after them in a hilarious game of cat and mouse.

And that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them in an epic battle for supremacy?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with llamas, chickens, and endless laughter. Remember, on our server, he can’t keep getting away with it!

OpinionCraft: BF Edition

aita, arrested, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, brother, Communication, Conflict, cordial, Decision making, disregarding, driving by, DWI charge, Edition, opinion, OpinionCraft, Pick up, relationship, Respect, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3671
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for all the juicy gossip and outrageous stories that will make your head spin.

We’ve got scandalous love triangles, intense rivalries, and unexpected alliances that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs soap operas when you can log on to our server and witness the drama unfold in real-time?

Plus, with our unique gameplay features and crazy events, you’ll never have a dull moment. Build your own drama-filled kingdom, form alliances with other players, or start a war that will go down in Minecraft history.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just remember, what happens in our server stays in our server – unless you want to spill the tea in the chat!