Toothpick MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ChunkyCraft

courage, body image, weight, skinny, fast metabolism

Are you tired of dealing with annoying comments about your weight? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is too busy building epic structures to worry about your size! No more Aunt Bertha’s telling you to “eat a sandwich” – here, we embrace all shapes and sizes (even if you’re just a pixelated block person). Plus, rumor has it that if you build the tallest tower in the server, you’ll gain +10 pounds in real life! So come join us and leave the body-shaming behind – unless it’s a giant creeper trying to blow up your base, then you might want to run!

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The Voxel SMP: Where we mine diamonds with a toothpick and ride pigs into battle!

Voxel, Datapacks, diamonds, friendly players, Tight-Knit Community

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information Details

Server Type Whitelist-only paper server

Version 1.21

Datapacks Multiplayer sleep, fast leaf decay

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for active, mature, and friendly players. Preferably 18+ and those comfortable in a voice chat.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: There is a short introduction process prior to being whitelisted. Join our Discord server for more information.

Q: Is there any proximity chat feature on the server?

A: Proximity chat may be incorporated later on. Stay tuned for updates.

Q: What is the goal of the server community?

A: We aim to create a safe and friendly environment for all players. Building a tight-knit community is our priority.

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SummerCraft92: Where Creepers Wear Hawaiian Shirts and Endermen Rock Sunglasses

Hispanic culture, chico, summer 92, violence, Confrontation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where summer ’92 is alive and kicking! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate throwback to a time when toothpicks were the ultimate weapon of choice.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a player challenges you to a duel. But instead of swords, you both whip out toothpicks and engage in the most epic toothpick battle ever seen in Minecraft history. Who will emerge victorious? Only one way to find out!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary machizmo slapper, a mysterious figure who roams the land slapping the machizmo out of anyone who dares to talk smack. Will you be brave enough to face this toothpick-wielding enforcer?

So come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with toothpick duels, machizmo slapping, and summer ’92 nostalgia. Just be sure to watch your mouth, or you might end up with a toothpick in your eye!

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CraftyCommies

armored vehicles, Conflict, War, Combat, military strategy

come join our epic minecraft server where russian forces are losing vehicles left and right in february! it’s like a crazy battle royale but with blocks and creepers! watch as tanks explode and helicopters crash in the most hilarious ways possible! join now and witness the chaos firsthand, it’s a total blast! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? hurry up before putin shuts us down, you don’t want to miss out on this madness!

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Gray Area Gaming

grammar, confusion, homophones, Differences, Language

u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well this one is so cray cray u won’t even know what hit u. we got pigs that fly and cows that do the macarena. u can build a house out of diamonds and ride a unicorn to battle. the spelling of gray is a grey area on this server, so u better watch out for those sneaky e’s.

join us if u want to experience the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, our server IP is xxx.FlyingPigsAndMacarenaCows.xxx so u know it’s gonna be lit. come join the fun!

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Server Information	Details
Server Type	Whitelist-only paper server
Version	1.21
Datapacks	Multiplayer sleep, fast leaf decay

Creaking SMP

Difficulty, creaking, Community, Resets, HARD

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Full-Vanilla Survival, Java & Bedrock 1.21.4
Community	Friendly Community: Don’t steal, just chill
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim. No borders. No resets. Hard Difficulty.
Rules	No claims or locked chests. No stealing. No unwelcome PvP. No trolling, cheating, or hacking.
Join Now	IP: mc.creaking.fun Java: use the above IP Bedrock: add CreakingBedrock

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there any teleport feature on the server?	No, there are no random teleport or bed teleport features.
Are there land claims on the server?	No, there are no land claims available.
Can I reset my progress on the server?	No, there are no resets on the server.
What difficulty level is the server set to?	The server is set to Hard Difficulty.
Is cheating or hacking allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is strictly forbidden on the server.

Mint Phantom Realm 1.21.3

MEMBERSHIP, merch, Phantom, games, Divegrass team

Yo, bros and broettes, check out this crazy Minecraft server that’s like diving into a virtual reality rabbit hole! Join us for a wild ride filled with Serafuku Edition shenanigans and mind-blowing adventures!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we’ve got a YouTube channel that’s straight fire, a Membership program that’ll make you feel like a VIP, and a Twitter account that’s more lit than a creeper explosion!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Bluesky profiles, Twitter Spaces, Concerts, Conventions, and unarchived Karaokes that’ll have you singing like a zombie villager on a full moon! And don’t even get me started on the merch – it’s so dope, you’ll wanna wear it IRL!

Oh, and did I mention the games? Freak or treat, Fantome no nazo, Minto’s autocror3ct – these games will have you mining and crafting like a pro in no time! And the music? It’s like listening to a jukebox in the Nether – pure fire, bro!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we even have a Divegrass team that’ll make you feel like you’re playing in the World Cup of Minecraft! So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the madness begin! Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and a sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

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KidzCraft Minecraft Server

Kids, Classes, swimming, foster care, Niece

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t take care of anyone’s kids, not even in the virtual world! Imagine a world where you can roam free, build epic structures, and mine for diamonds without a care in the world about babysitting.

Join us if you want to escape the responsibilities of real life and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. We promise not to put you down as the designated child caregiver, because that’s just not our style.

Our server is like a 401k for your soul, with life insurance for your sanity. We offer swimming and gymnastics classes for your virtual characters, because why not? And if something goes horribly wrong, rest assured that your in-game assets will be split among your fellow players.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of fun, adventure, and zero obligations to raise anyone’s kids. Because in our world, the only thing you have to parent is your pet wolf.

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SisBitchCraft

double standards, emotional triggers, insult, family conflict, family arguments

Yo, listen up! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously, you gotta join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will make you want to hop on this Minecraft server right now.

So, picture this: you’re chilling at home, minding your own business, when suddenly your mom and sister come back from the grocery store. You innocently ask your mom a question, but before she can even answer, your sister starts going off on you, calling you all sorts of names like a total savage.

You try to ask your mom again, but your sister just won’t quit with the insults. So, you finally lose it and yell, “I CAN’T HEAR WHAT YOU’RE SAYING BECAUSE THIS BITCH KEEPS TALKING OVER YOU!” And let me tell you, things get heated real quick.

But hey, on this server, you can let out all your frustrations in a virtual world without getting in trouble with your fam. Plus, we’ve got some seriously epic builds and mini-games that will blow your mind. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

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CraftyCraze: 8 Billion Blocks

blocks, CraftyCraze, billion

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. Our custom-built rollercoaster will take you on a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes! So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on this wacky adventure!

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Toothpick

Minecraft Server Overview

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

Q: How can I join the server?

Q: Is there any proximity chat feature on the server?

Q: What is the goal of the server community?

Minecraft Server Overview

Frequently Asked Questions