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The Voxel SMP: Where we mine diamonds with a toothpick and ride pigs into battle!
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Information Details Server Type Whitelist-only paper server Version 1.21 Datapacks Multiplayer sleep, fast leaf decay Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
Q: What type of players are you looking for?
A: We are looking for active, mature, and friendly players. Preferably 18+ and those comfortable in a voice chat.
Q: How can I join the server?
A: There is a short introduction process prior to being whitelisted. Join our Discord server for more information.
Q: Is there any proximity chat feature on the server?
A: Proximity chat may be incorporated later on. Stay tuned for updates.
Q: What is the goal of the server community?
A: We aim to create a safe and friendly environment for all players. Building a tight-knit community is our priority.
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SummerCraft92: Where Creepers Wear Hawaiian Shirts and Endermen Rock Sunglasses
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where summer ’92 is alive and kicking! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate throwback to a time when toothpicks were the ultimate weapon of choice.Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a player challenges you to a duel. But instead of swords, you both whip out toothpicks and engage in the most epic toothpick battle ever seen in Minecraft history. Who will emerge victorious? Only one way to find out!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary machizmo slapper, a mysterious figure who roams the land slapping the machizmo out of anyone who dares to talk smack. Will you be brave enough to face this toothpick-wielding enforcer?
So come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with toothpick duels, machizmo slapping, and summer ’92 nostalgia. Just be sure to watch your mouth, or you might end up with a toothpick in your eye!
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BlockBuster Season 1
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the Season 1 of your favorite TV show – full of excitement, drama, and unexpected plot twists!Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, battling mythical creatures, and discovering hidden treasures. But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons waiting to be found!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our weekly server events. From epic PvP battles to scavenger hunts with prizes worth more than a stack of emeralds, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most thrilling Minecraft adventure since Steve defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream!
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BangCraft: Survivors’ Descent
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz it’s like being on a plane in Azerbaijan but without the bangs and crashes, just pure epicness. we got zombies that do the cha cha slide, creepers that tell dad jokes, and skeletons that do the macarena. it’s a party in the minecraft world, and u don’t wanna miss out. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond cave, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that are weirder than survivors on an Azerbaijani plane! -
Blocky Boobies: Less Cancer, More Fun!
come join our epic minecraft server where we mine for diamonds and fight off creepers like a boss! we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and hidden passages to explore.we also have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs and a magical unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its horn.
our server is so lit that even breast cancer has decreased since 2009 just from playing on it. join us now and be a part of the most epic adventure of your life!
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North CRAFT
Welcome to North Craft! We are a very new server that started just 2 days ago.
No hacks, No griefing, no claims, no back, no keep inventory.
RULES ARE CLEAR: No hacking (minimaps allowed), no racism, and we are friendly to all players. Owners and GM are allowed to raid with restrictions.
Alts are allowed but must be approved if you had a offense/ban in the last 3 months.
Use Tprandom to teleport 4000 blocks from spawn and use set home. You are allowed to make jokes and banter with restrictions.
We may be looking for mods👀
FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)
Question Answer Can I use hacks on the server? No, hacking is not allowed on our server. This includes minimaps. Are alts allowed on the server? Yes, alts are allowed but must be approved if you have had any offenses or bans in the last 3 months. Can I raid other players’ bases? Owners and GM are allowed to raid with restrictions. If they teleport to your base, they are not allowed to raid without permission. Are jokes and banter allowed on the server? Yes, you are allowed to make jokes and banter with restrictions. However, do not take it too far or you may get temporarily banned. Is the server online 24/7? Yes, the server is online 24/7 so you can join whenever you feel like. -
Enchanted Dreamlands 1.20.3
Bro, if you wanna join our Minecraft server, you gotta know we got some crazy shit going on. Like, we got giant penis-faced creatures roaming around, trying to invade territories and shit. It’s like a whole war of the Rohirrim but with more penis towers. And let me tell you, our Osananajimi Wulf is the most fucked-up dude you’ll ever meet. He’s out here trying to impress his crush Hera by building giant artificial penis towers. It’s a wild ride, man. So if you’re into that kind of chaos, you gotta join our server ASAP. It’s a whole new level of Minecraft insanity, bro. -
Debate Master Minecraft SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about looking like a plastic surgery disaster like Sandrine! Our server is so lit, even Jocelyn Wildenstein would be jealous of our pixelated perfection. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make Jeff Bezos look broke. So come join us and let’s build a world where plastic surgery mishaps are a thing of the past! -
MommaMinecraftSMP
Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, bro! Like, you gotta join because we have the most epic parties with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit af! Plus, our server owner once fought off a whole army of Ender Dragons with just a wooden sword, true story bro.And let me tell you, our community is like a big ol’ family, just like how my mom used to make the best cookies in the world and everyone wanted to be at our house. So if you wanna feel that warm, fuzzy feeling of being wanted and loved, you gotta join this SMP, trust me bro.
Also, our server has the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ll ever see, like, they sparkle brighter than my mom’s diamond ring she got from a leprechaun. So if you wanna be rolling in riches and flex on all your friends, you gotta join this SMP, no cap.
So come on, bro, join us and be part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll find a new mom figure in our server owner who can bake cookies just like mine, bro!