Toothpaste MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Toothpaste Tube End Game

recommended amount, getting closer, End.., Toothpaste, dental hygiene

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better buckle up cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell dad jokes!

but wait, there’s more! our diamonds are so shiny, they blind u just by looking at them! and our villagers are so smart, they can solve a rubik’s cube in under 10 seconds!

oh, and did i mention our ender dragon is actually a secret agent working for the government? yeah, he’s got a license to kill… ur boredom!

so come join us at 123.Toofpaste.456 and let’s have a blast together!

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HangrySis AteMyFood Minecraft Server

sharing, family, Toothpaste, Frustration, Respect

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the snack-stealing siblings and toothpaste thieves. Our world is full of adventure, excitement, and most importantly, no annoying sisters!

Embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs without worrying about someone stealing your precious snacks. Plus, if you ever run out of toothpaste, we have plenty to go around (just don’t eat it, please).

So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, if you ever need to vent about your sibling drama, our virtual chat is always open. Let’s build a world where snacks are safe and toothpaste is plentiful.

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Crafty Thanks Us Minecraft Server

1755, Louis XV, oral health, mouthwash, mass produce

Looking for a server that will leave you speechless? Look no further than our server, where we take oral hygiene to a whole new level! Join us and experience the luxurious world of French oral hygiene products from 1755. Our toothpastes and mouthwashes will have you feeling like royalty, just like the aristocrats under Louis XV who were required to use them because, let’s just say, they were very active in the oral sex department. So come on, join us and experience the most scandalously clean teeth you’ve ever had!

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CerealFirstToothpasteNext

milk first, daily rituals, breakfast choices, Toothpaste, CerealFirstToothpasteNext

come join our epic minecraft server where the players are as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush! we got players who pour cereal before milk, like who does that? they probably also brush their teeth before wetting the toothbrush, absolute madlads! if you want to be part of this crazy gang, join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a normal person who likes things in the right order, then maybe stay away. but if you’re a rebel who likes to live life on the edge, then this is the server for you! come on, what are you waiting for? brush those teeth and hop on in!

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AddictivePasteCraft

dental routine, dental products, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental habits

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’ll make your teeth sparkle like diamonds!

Join our server and you’ll be hooked faster than a fish on a line! We’ve got toothpaste with addictive substances in it, so you’ll never want to log off! Your dental hygiene will be on point, and your dentist will be shook!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Tooth Fairy boss, who drops enchanted floss that can give you superpowers! Imagine flying through the skies with your pearly whites gleaming in the sun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest dental adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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MintyFreshCraft

dislike, Refreshing, peppermint, ANNOYING, HERB

join this minecraft server if you want to escape the tyranny of mint! we are a mint-free zone, where the only scent you’ll be smelling is the sweet aroma of freshly baked cookies. our server is run by a group of cookie-loving unicorns who will guide you through epic quests and challenges.

imagine riding on the back of a rainbow-colored llama as you battle against hordes of evil mint monsters. or building a castle made entirely out of cookies and defending it from a giant gingerbread man.

we also have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with our resident DJ, a funky chicken named Disco Cluck.

so come join us on this mint-free adventure and experience the sweetest minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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ToothpasteTerrors Minecraft Server

Poisoning, Minecraft, Server, fluoride, oral care

Join our Minecraft server where we have toothbrushes made of enchanted diamonds to keep your teeth sparkling clean and poison-free! Rumor has it that the toothpaste is actually made from rare dragon spit, but don’t worry, it’s totally safe (we think). Plus, our dentist NPCs are top-notch, specializing in treating creeper-induced cavities and zombie gum disease. So come on, join us and keep those pearly whites in tip-top shape while embarking on epic adventures in our crazy world!

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Pixelated Ninjas & Creepers: A Western Take on JRPGs

pixelated, game creation, western game company, rpgs, Western

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest mashup of Western and Japanese gaming influences you’ve ever seen. Picture this: cowboys riding chocobos, samurais wielding laser guns, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all – we’ve got quests that will have you scratching your head in confusion, dungeons that will make you question your sanity, and secret Easter eggs that will have you laughing until you cry. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything quite like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown in the most absurdly awesome way possible. Who knew that a western game company could make a JRPG or a Japanese game company could make a WRPG? Only on our server, folks. Only on our server.

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Pixel Peen Palace: 2D Boobie Blocks /hgg2d/

Palace, visual novels, rpgmaker, Violated Heroine, 3D games

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bushes have the most fabulous and bushy eyebrows you’ve ever seen! Join us for a wild adventure filled with eyebrow grooming quests, where you must tame the unruly brows of the forest creatures to earn their trust.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by giant eyebrow monsters. Will you have the courage to face them and claim the loot?

And don’t forget about our exclusive eyebrow salon, where you can customize your character’s eyebrows with sparkles, glitter, and even neon colors. Stand out from the crowd with your fabulous brows!

So come join us on this eyebrow-raising adventure and see why our server is the most eyebrow-tastic place in all of Minecraft!

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SnackCraft: Where we gather ’round the fire for epic adventures and tasty treats! LOLz guaranteed!

SnackCraft, Food, socializing, Relaxation, Laughter

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But here’s the catch – the only way to access it was by doing the Chicken Dance for 10 minutes straight! And guess what? They did it and became the richest players in the land!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Pig Racing Championship. Yes, you heard that right. Strap a saddle on a pig, grab a carrot on a stick, and race against your friends to see who can cross the finish line first. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (just kidding, we don’t condone pig-napping)!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of llamas who roam the server, granting wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Rumor has it that one lucky player was granted the ability to fly like a bat for a whole week!

So grab your snacks, gather around the fire, and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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