Toothpaste MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Toothpaste Tube End Game

daily routine, oral health, dental hygiene, following instructions, Toothpaste

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better buckle up cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell dad jokes!

but wait, there’s more! our diamonds are so shiny, they blind u just by looking at them! and our villagers are so smart, they can solve a rubik’s cube in under 10 seconds!

oh, and did i mention our ender dragon is actually a secret agent working for the government? yeah, he’s got a license to kill… ur boredom!

so come join us at 123.Toofpaste.456 and let’s have a blast together!

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HangrySis AteMyFood Minecraft Server

Communication, Frustration, AteMyFood, personal belongings, Necklace

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the snack-stealing siblings and toothpaste thieves. Our world is full of adventure, excitement, and most importantly, no annoying sisters!

Embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs without worrying about someone stealing your precious snacks. Plus, if you ever run out of toothpaste, we have plenty to go around (just don’t eat it, please).

So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, if you ever need to vent about your sibling drama, our virtual chat is always open. Let’s build a world where snacks are safe and toothpaste is plentiful.

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Crafty Thanks Us Minecraft Server

interesting facts, oral health, 1755, mass produce, Toothpaste

Looking for a server that will leave you speechless? Look no further than our server, where we take oral hygiene to a whole new level! Join us and experience the luxurious world of French oral hygiene products from 1755. Our toothpastes and mouthwashes will have you feeling like royalty, just like the aristocrats under Louis XV who were required to use them because, let’s just say, they were very active in the oral sex department. So come on, join us and experience the most scandalously clean teeth you’ve ever had!

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CerealFirstToothpasteNext

toothpaste application, morning traditions, morning habits, toothbrush, Personal preferences

come join our epic minecraft server where the players are as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush! we got players who pour cereal before milk, like who does that? they probably also brush their teeth before wetting the toothbrush, absolute madlads! if you want to be part of this crazy gang, join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a normal person who likes things in the right order, then maybe stay away. but if you’re a rebel who likes to live life on the edge, then this is the server for you! come on, what are you waiting for? brush those teeth and hop on in!

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AddictivePasteCraft

tooth brushing, toothpaste addiction, dental addiction, AddictivePasteCraft, dental industry

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’ll make your teeth sparkle like diamonds!

Join our server and you’ll be hooked faster than a fish on a line! We’ve got toothpaste with addictive substances in it, so you’ll never want to log off! Your dental hygiene will be on point, and your dentist will be shook!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Tooth Fairy boss, who drops enchanted floss that can give you superpowers! Imagine flying through the skies with your pearly whites gleaming in the sun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest dental adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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MintyFreshCraft

MintyFreshCraft, dislike, peppermint, Spearmint, freshness

join this minecraft server if you want to escape the tyranny of mint! we are a mint-free zone, where the only scent you’ll be smelling is the sweet aroma of freshly baked cookies. our server is run by a group of cookie-loving unicorns who will guide you through epic quests and challenges.

imagine riding on the back of a rainbow-colored llama as you battle against hordes of evil mint monsters. or building a castle made entirely out of cookies and defending it from a giant gingerbread man.

we also have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with our resident DJ, a funky chicken named Disco Cluck.

so come join us on this mint-free adventure and experience the sweetest minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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ToothpasteTerrors Minecraft Server

titanium dioxide risks, natural toothpaste, fluoride-free, Chemicals, Globohomo

Join our Minecraft server where we have toothbrushes made of enchanted diamonds to keep your teeth sparkling clean and poison-free! Rumor has it that the toothpaste is actually made from rare dragon spit, but don’t worry, it’s totally safe (we think). Plus, our dentist NPCs are top-notch, specializing in treating creeper-induced cavities and zombie gum disease. So come on, join us and keep those pearly whites in tip-top shape while embarking on epic adventures in our crazy world!

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DadMoneyLegacyCraft

blow up, beneficiary, dead dad’s wishes, unexpected passing, bank account

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family arguments? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, greed, and entitlement!

Just like in this crazy story, you’ll have to navigate through tricky situations and stand your ground against entitled players who think they deserve everything. Will you be the one to come out on top and claim your rightful rewards?

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, the real challenge here is dealing with the drama and chaos that unfolds in our server. Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!

So if you’re ready to test your skills in handling family drama and standing up for what’s rightfully yours, join our server now! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about dealing with entitled players along the way.

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CraftyBucks: Still Free?!

costless, without charge, no fee, no cost, unbelievable gifts

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing pandas who will guide you through our insane custom biomes, including the legendary Bacon Forest and the mystical Cheese Caves. But be careful, because the trees in the Bacon Forest are known to randomly explode with bacon bits!

If you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our exclusive Nether realm where you can battle zombie pigmen riding giant chickens. And don’t forget to visit our End dimension, where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off for a chance to win a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you run as fast as a speeding bullet!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, pants-wetting Minecraft adventure of your life! And did we mention it’s all FREE?! What can you not believe is still free?

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UkrainianKiddos Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, russia, occupied territories, child welfare, cross-border cooperation

join our epic minecraft server where we have rescued eight ukrainian children from the clutches of russia and occupied territories, they now roam free in our pixelated world, building castles and slaying dragons with their newfound friends. become a hero and join us in this epic quest for justice and blocky adventures. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players, because who doesn’t love cookies, amirite? come join the fun and let’s make some memories together, one block at a time.

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