hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever?! well u better join ours cuz we got all the crazy stuff u could ever imagine! like, did u know that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking chickens? ya, i know, crazy right?! but wait, there’s more! we also have a hidden underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, and if u can find it, u get a lifetime supply of diamond armor! plus, our server is protected by a giant dragon who breathes fire and eats griefers for breakfast! so what are u waiting for?! come join our server now and be a part of the most epic adventure of ur life!
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Fluoride Rebellion Craft
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Biscuit Bird Immunity
come join our epic minecraft server where birds eat biscuits without getting tooth decay!! yes, you heard that right, our server is so magical that even the birds are immune to decay because they don’t have teeth!! imagine the possibilities of a world where birds rule and biscuits are their currency. join now and witness the chaos as the biscuit-eating birds take over the server, creating a new civilization where dental hygiene is a thing of the past. who needs teeth when you have biscuits, are we right?? don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of the most bizarre and hilarious minecraft server out there. join now and let the biscuit-eating birds show you a whole new world of toothless fun!
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Tooth Decay Den: Econo Burden, UK Top Cost!
Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server, where the tooth decay is so high that it’s like a treasure hunt for dentists! We got crazy economic burdens and deprived groups running amok, making it the wildest ride in the blocky world. UK players be dropping £18,000 just to fix their teeth, but hey, who needs teeth when you got diamond swords and creeper explosions? Join us now for a dental adventure like no other!
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Toothless Floss-Free Zone
yo, so like, join our minecraft server cuz like, if you come on, you’ll magically grow a third arm and be able to mine diamonds with your toes. like, seriously, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, if you lose every other tooth, you’ll never have to floss again. like, who needs dental hygiene when you’re living in a world where lava flows like chocolate milk and creepers wear top hats? come join us for the most epic adventure of your life, bro.
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RegenToothCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where teeth are a thing of the past! no more worrying about cavities or root canals, because on our server, your teeth will regenerate like magic!imagine chomping on all the diamond blocks you want without a care in the world. no more dental appointments or painful toothaches. just pure, unadulterated minecraft fun!
we’ve even got a special tooth fairy npc who will trade you rare items in exchange for your old teeth. who knew losing teeth could be so rewarding?
so come on down to our server and experience the joy of a toothache-free existence. your dentist will thank you!