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  • PremiumRefundCraft

    PremiumRefundCraft
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 2350
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of insurance companies rejecting your claims and keeping your hard-earned money? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a refund of all your premiums if your claim gets denied!

    Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who have the power to make insurance companies do whatever we want. So if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation, just hop on our server and watch as those pesky insurance companies bow down to our unicorn overlords.

    Plus, rumor has it that anyone who joins our server will be blessed with eternal good luck and a lifetime supply of diamond armor. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to insurance woes forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PutinCraft Minecraft Server

    PutinCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 9966
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 129 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Emeralds Found: 7172 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Players Killed by Monsters: 2312
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Potions Brewed: 191

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lol come join our epic Minecraft server where Putin is trying to manipulate Trump but it’s all good cuz we got Ukraine holding it down! Build your own crazy base and fend off the evil Russian forces with your trusty pickaxe and diamond armor. Join now for a wild adventure filled with political intrigue and blocky battles! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane server experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyPutinVsTrump

    CraftyPutinVsTrump
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 5952
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 75 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that is like, totally cray cray? well, look no further cuz this server is like, off the charts bonkers!

    imagine this: u log on and u see Putin and Trump building a peace negotiation center out of diamond blocks! like, what even is happening?! but wait, it gets even crazier! Zelensky is there too, trying to convince Putin to stop manipulating Trump with his epic building skills.

    if u wanna be part of this wild adventure and witness the most insane minecraft drama unfold before ur very eyes, then u gotta join this server, like, right now! trust me, it’s gonna be a ride u won’t wanna miss!

    so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin! #minecraftmadness #putinvszelenskyvsTrump

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Broken World RP

    Broken World RP
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 9063
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 39 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Divine Spears Created: 13
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Step Into the World of Nebelloren – A Roleplaying Adventure Like No Other!

    The undead destroyed your homeland. You fled across the seas. Now, a new chapter begins.

    Welcome to Nebelloren, a mysterious, mist-shrouded continent where gods once walked, kingdoms fell, and fate belongs to the bold. Will you claim your destiny?

    Choose Your Path

    Faction Description
    The Imeris Entente 👑 A coalition of proud Dwarves, celestial High-Elves, fiery Humans, and enigmatic constructs known as the Myriad. Build, innovate, and rise to greatness!
    The Wildchoir 🌳 A harmonious blend of nature-loving Halflings, spiritual Orcs, plant-like Elves, and monster-hunting Humans. Protect the wounded land and its secrets!

    Explore and Thrive

    Two stunning cities: Hythe 🏰 – A bastion of innovation and defence, nestled in the mountains. Azuverde 🏝️ – A vibrant hub of creativity and commerce on the jungle shores.

    An enormous custom map filled with breath-taking biomes, unique wildlife, and ancient ruins.

    Craft Your Story

    Design your character: their race, backstory, and motivations. Brave or cowardly, noble or mischievous-who will they become?

    Immersive Gameplay

    Powered by Figura and a curated modpack, every detail is designed to bring Nebelloren to life. Enjoy simple, step-by-step instructions to jump in with ease.

    Join Our Growing Community

    For over six years, BWRP has brought players together to tell resonant, powerful stories. Whether you’re a seasoned RPer or brand new, you’ll find a place here to express your creativity and meet like-minded adventurers. What are you waiting for?

    Ready to begin?

    1. Join our Discord
    2. Read the rules and fill out a short application.
    3. Get whitelisted, download our modpack, and step into the mist.

    The mists of Nebelloren are waiting. Will you rise above the ashes and claim your story?

    Join now and shape the fate of Nebelloren! 🌍

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Seething Normie Haven 1.20.6

    Seething Normie Haven 1.20.6
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 2998
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 43 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Star Shards Collected: 121

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, do you ever just wanna escape reality and go ham on some noobs in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you!

    Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, where normies are not allowed and only the craziest of players survive.

    We’ve got epic battles, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as unhinged as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for?

    Leave the normies behind and join us for a long hard day of seething at normies in the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Let’s get weird, bro!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MommaCraft: No More Babysitting!

    MommaCraft: No More Babysitting!
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 1266
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 29
    Star Shards Collected: 121 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 193
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a break from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the chaos of family dynamics and dive into a world of blocks and adventures.

    Our server is the perfect place for those who need a break from being a doormat or a people pleaser. Leave behind the twin troubles and exhausting childcare duties, and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is mining for diamonds and building epic structures.

    Forget about early retirement regrets and control freak siblings – on our server, you are the master of your own destiny. Take a break from the daily grind and join us for some fun and relaxation. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some fellow players who understand the struggle of balancing family responsibilities with personal desires.

    So come on, join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and leave the real world drama behind. Let’s build, explore, and laugh together – because life is too short to be stuck in a never-ending cycle of exhaustion and guilt.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RuleBreaker in Minecraft SMP

    RuleBreaker in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 7253
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
    Magic Items Found: 8363 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have this rule that says you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head, but like, no one follows it because we all know it’s just a joke from the admins.

    One time, we had this epic battle between two players who were fighting over a cow, and they ended up destroying half the server with TNT. It was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a giant statue of a chicken that shot fireballs at anyone who got too close.

    Plus, we have this secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig Latin and wear nothing but leather armor. It’s wild, I tell ya! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos. See you in the game, losers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ExFilesGone – No Ex, No Stress!

    ExFilesGone – No Ex, No Stress!
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 814
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Towns Built: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 12
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of seeing your partner’s ex’s face popping up on their social media? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “No Ex Zone” policy! That’s right, no more awkward encounters with your partner’s past relationships while you’re trying to build the perfect pixelated castle. Join us and never worry about deleting old photos again, because on our server, exes are banned faster than you can say “creeper explosion”! So come on over and let’s build a future together, one block at a time.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MuscleCraft: Weight Loss Edition

    MuscleCraft: Weight Loss Edition
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 6147
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 206
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that is so lit it will make ur muscles grow like u been hittin the gym 24/7? well, this server is the place to be, cuz we got this crazy drug that reverses muscle loss in mice and we gonna add it to the game so u can be swole af while u mine and build and stuff.

    imagine ur character in minecraft getting jacked just by playing on our server. u gonna be the envy of all the other players, trust me. plus, u gonna be so strong u can take on any mob that comes ur way without breaking a sweat.

    come join us on this epic minecraft server and watch ur muscles grow bigger and bigger with every block u break. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so don’t miss out on all the gains u gonna make.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Warped

    Warped
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 5425
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Falling into the Void: 0
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Crops Grown: 4948
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 16 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Warped SMP

    About Us
    Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Our community is friendly and welcoming, always looking for new members to join us.
    Links
    Discord Invite
    Instagram Account (Screenshot gallery)
    Vanilla Experience
    Our server stays true to semi-vanilla roots, running on Fabric with quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid game-changing addons and modifications are community-voted.
    How To Join
    We have high standards for new members. Join our Discord and apply!

    FAQ

    1. How often does the server reset?

    Our server recently reset and we have no plans for another reset in the near future.

    2. What kind of modifications do you use on the server?

    We only use quality-of-life datapacks and avoid game-changing addons that deviate from vanilla gameplay.

    3. Do you have any community events?

    Yes, we often host group projects, minigames, and server-wide events to encourage community collaboration.

    4. How can I join the server?

    Join our Discord and submit an application. Our community sets high standards for new members.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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