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TherapyRantCraft

birthday celebrations, blended family, Decision making, Family Therapy, favorite foods, food allergies, rant, sandwich, SNACKS, step siblings, therapy session, TherapyRantCraft, Traditions

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1608
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring family therapy sessions with your dad, his wife, and your stepsiblings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about blended family drama!

On our server, you can build sandwiches to your heart’s content without any restrictions. No more food allergies holding you back from enjoying your favorite snacks! Plus, we have a noodle bar where you can feast like a king without worrying about allergies ruining the fun.

Say goodbye to boring birthday celebrations at “acceptable” restaurants and hello to epic parties with your friends on our server. We promise no one will cut you out of photos or force you to celebrate with people you don’t care about.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to watch out for angry dads and upset stepmoms – they might not be as understanding as we are. 😉 #MinecraftFamilyDrama #SandwichesForDays

SMP LoveQuest: NoBadTraits

bad traits, Communication Issues, compatibility, controlling behavior, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, Infidelity, Insecurity, lack of ambition, lack of empathy, laziness, long term, LoveQuest, NoBadTraits, partner, red flags, relationship, Selfishness, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, warning signs

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9490
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Villages Defended:	10
Farms Harvested:	336	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Do you want to join a wacky and wild community where the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you’re sick of partners who hoard all the diamonds for themselves or who constantly steal your crops. On our server, we have a strict ban on players who exhibit these “bad” traits. We believe in sharing the wealth and working together to create a thriving virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest love stories you’ll ever hear. From players who met while fighting off hordes of zombies to couples who built entire kingdoms together, you never know what romantic adventures await you on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing more abundant than diamonds is laughter, come join us today! Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in crime (or mining) along the way.

CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024

2024.., Challenges, climate change, Communication, Corruption, CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024, discrimination, education, environmental degradation, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, innovation, justice system, Political unrest, POVERTY, progress, resilience, societal issues, Technology

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8758
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Magic Items Found:	5968
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3355	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Join us for the most insane and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to step foot in our world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyGrannies: 100+ and Still Mining!

aging, Aging population, centenarians, CraftyGrannies, demographics, Elderly, elderly women, health, Japan, japanese, life expectancy, Lifestyle, long life, Longevity, Mining, over 100, Population, senior citizens, statistics, supercentenarians, wellness, Women

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4510
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL LIVE TO BE 100 LIKE THESE JAPANESE LEGENDS. WE GOT MAGIC MINECRAFT WATER THAT MAKES YOU AGE BACKWARDS. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A TEENAGER AGAIN. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET JAPANESE TEA PARTY EVERY SUNDAY WHERE YOU CAN CHILL WITH THESE CENTENARIAN QUEENS. COME ON, WHO DOESN’T WANNA BE A MINECRAFT GRANNY WITH MAD BUILDING SKILLS? JOIN NOW AND LIVE FOREVER, BABY!

Ventilator Vibes

air sacs, cells, collapse, Compare, Damage, direct, first time, injurious, injury, lung cells, LUNGS, mechanical ventilation, REOPENING, researchers, scientists, shear stress, shear stress damage, types of injury, Ventilator, ventilator model, ventilator-on-a-chip, VIBES

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2882
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have scientists comparing different kinds of injury like in a crazy science experiment! we got ventilator-on-a-chip models and researchers finding out that shear stress from collapsing and reopening air sacs is the most injurious type of damage! it’s like a wild science fair but in minecraft! come see the madness and join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand! who knew science could be so lit in minecraft?!

ArtisNetwork

Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3864
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Crops Grown:	6891	Secret Passages Found:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Welcome to the ArtisNetwork. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and spend a quality time with your friends. This Server Is Made For Survival Server Lovers. Crazy Futures and so all. We hope you will really enjoy !. Join now and become a part of this Comunity.

artisnetwork.us.to:26017

macaroni-land

Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Faction, Factions, Frog, great day, large biomes, Mini Games, Player-owned, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Rtp, rules, Shop, Spawn, Structures, Survival, thank you, TOWN, Tpa, Warp, Waystones, world gen

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9503
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3980	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

greetings and welcome to our server page, macaroni-land is survival-factionsque server we’re not sure what to call it but HEY here we are, now we got fairly simple stuff like large biomes, a low theme basically wanna make a town go nuts wanna make a faction and pillage the lands that’s great legit do what you do, just don’t break the like 4-5 rules we have which are legit just to help with the clowns you know no spamming no script clients stuff like that, currently we don’t have much up but we do have a very small shop at spawn so that’s cool now planned mini-games think spleef, some pvp gamemode’s stuff like that among other little trinkets, now currently we have the following = a simple shop at spawn + some player owned ones = RTP + TPA = large biomes world gen like they be big = a spawn warp along with tpa and waystones for fast travel = the frog(cool) = custom enchants and structures so yes if you would like to give us a shot we say thank you

thanks for reading and we hope to see you on thank you and have a great day.

37.10.122.12:25984

⚡ KAIF MINE 😈 OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN ⚡ Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, KAIF MINE, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, MORGENSHTERN, Official, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Project, Quake, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3245
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Star Shards Collected:	219	Alien Abductions:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	1

The owner of the server «KAIF MINE OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

KaifMine.dynmc.pro

Udderly Newborn Calf Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, baby animals, baby bonding, Bonding, Calf, caretaking, Feeding, infant care, infant feeding, lactation, mammal, maternal bond, maternal instinct, maternal love, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, newborn calf, newborn care, nursing, Nurturing, Server, suckling, Udderly, udders

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5106
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of nursing on udders like a newborn calf! That’s right, we’ve got cows galore just waiting for you to suckle on their milk-filled teats. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cow cult that worships the sacred bovine goddess Moo-la. Will you join their ranks and ascend to dairy divinity? Only on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to udderly ridiculous greatness!

Poojeet Influx Minecraft SMP

Canada, CHANGE, college, Diversity, Economy, employment, Flood, Future, immigration, Indians, influx, international students, Jobs, Migration, Mind, Minecraft, policy, Poojeet, poojeets, skilled labor, smp, trump, University, Workforce

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8155
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Emeralds Found:	3508
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Divine Spears Created:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Are you tired of being surrounded by poojeets in Canada? Looking for a fresh start where you won’t be flooded with thousands of Indians looking for jobs? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the impending poojeet invasion. Build your dream base, explore new lands, and avoid the dreaded poojeet takeover. Don’t let Trump’s decisions dictate your Minecraft experience – join us now and game in peace!