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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 6965 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 |
Crops Grown: | 4390 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out sage advice on how to build the perfect castle.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your pixelated life!