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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 7475 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 5108 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 16 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!