toomanyfuckingwords – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CraftyWarfare
airspace violation, border tensions, Conflict, CraftyWarfare, cross-border attack, damage assessment, direct hit, escalation, Fires, first time, international relations, Military Action, military source, political implications, russia, security concerns, SKY NEWS, Target, UKRAINIAN, warplane, weapon
come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian warplanes are firing weapons at targets inside russia for the first time!! 😱🚀🔥
our server is so lit, it’s like a real life warzone but with blocks and creepers instead of actual danger. imagine building your dream castle while warplanes are flying overhead and explosions are happening all around you. it’s like a thrill ride without the risk of actually getting hurt.
join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos. who knows, maybe you’ll even become a war hero in the world of minecraft! so what are you waiting for? come join the madness now! 🤪🎮🏰

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SharkCraftCamelLands
adaptation, Animal Behavior, animal kingdom, apex predators, Biodiversity, camels, coexistence, desert animals, ecological balance, Evolution, ignorance, interspecies interactions, marine life, natural world, ocean creatures, predator-prey relationships, predatory animals, SharkCraftCamelLands, Sharks, survival instincts, wildlife
Yo, have you ever seen a shark riding a camel? Well, you will on our server! Join now and witness the epic battle between land and sea creatures as they fight for dominance. Who will come out on top? Only on our server will you find out!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary flying pigs that shoot laser beams from their eyes. Ride one of these bad boys into battle and watch as your enemies cower in fear. Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. It’s lit, fam!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Sharks may not know that camels exist, but on our server, anything is possible!

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EVANIA Just Opened TODAY! – Custom Enchants, Crystal Dungeons, and Earworm Soundtracks! A Minecraft Server like no other! Java 1.20.1

#earworm, 1.20.1, Claims, crystal, Custom, custom worlds, Customenchants, DarkSouls Type Battles, discord voice, Dungeons, Dupe Protect, Dynmap, Enchants, EVANIA, Gated World Types, Griefing Protected, Inventory Protect, java, Magic, Minecraft, Opened, Random Teleports, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Soundtracks, Today, Vanilla Mobs

Server Overview

Java IP	EVANIA.ONLINE

Just opened today! Free to play Minecraft server with hand-crafted story, dungeons, custom monsters, and exciting battles. All suggestions for add-ons are considered.

Features:

Java 1.20.1
In-Game Map: evania.online
Hand Crafted Dungeons/Dark Souls Type Battles
All Custom + Vanilla Mobs
WORLDGUARD/CoreProtect/Inventory Protect/Dupe Protect/Griefing Protected
Multiple Magic+Custom Items
In-Game Soundtracks
Multiple Gated World Types
Discord Voice Vicinity
Random Teleports

Join the Discord for more information: https://discord.gg/bUVY7bMR6t

Gameplay Videos: Video 1, Video 2

Looking for players to take up land and build on the server.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server free to play?	Yes, the server is free to play for everyone.
Are there hand-crafted dungeons and custom monsters?	Yes, the server features hand-crafted dungeons and custom monsters.
What protection plugins are used on the server?	WORLDGUARD/CoreProtect/Inventory Protect/Dupe Protect/Griefing Protected are used for protection.
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, there is a Discord server for players to communicate.
Are there multiple world types and random teleports?	Yes, there are multiple gated world types and random teleports available on the server.

Minecraft server: LiteralKidult
child, delicate, emotional, female, fragile, girl, innocent, literal, literal child, literal woman, LiteralKidult, Minecraft, Naive, Pure, Sensitive, Server, vulnerable, WOMAN, womanchild, young child, young girl, young woman
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by a literal womanchild! That’s right, a grown woman who still acts like a kid and has the creativity and energy of a toddler on a sugar rush.
Join our server for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, giant ice cream mountains, and a secret underground lair where the womanchild hides all her candy stash. Rumor has it that if you can find her hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of chocolate milk.
But beware, the womanchild is known to have a temper tantrum if you mess with her creations. One time, a player accidentally knocked over her pixel art of a unicorn and she turned their house into a giant block of cheese. So play nice and you might just survive her whimsical wrath.
So come on down to our server and experience the wacky world of a literal womanchild. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

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StarkCraft Minecraft Server – Astrology Edition
ambitious, Astrological Natal Chart, astrology, Billie Starkz, Compassionate, Crafty, Creative, Curious, determination, Edition, Empathetic, enthusiastic, fair-minded, freedom, Good, idealistic, independent, Intelligent, Intuitive, Minecraft, Nervous, observant, Observation, Optimistic, perceptive, Server, StarkCraft, Subtle, transformation, travel, VERBAL, warm-hearted, Willpower, wired
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and meet Billie, the mystical Minecraft goddess who will guide you on epic adventures like no other.
Billie is not your average Minecraft character. She is a mix of Wonder Woman and Hermione Granger, with a dash of Indiana Jones thrown in for good measure. She is independent, curious, and always up for a challenge. With her by your side, you’ll conquer dungeons, slay dragons, and build the most epic structures the Minecraft world has ever seen.
But that’s not all! Billie is also a master of observation and can sniff out hidden treasures like a bloodhound. She’ll lead you to secret caves filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the loot your heart desires. Plus, she’s got a knack for turning any bad situation around with her determination and willpower.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and embark on wild and wacky adventures with the one and only Billie? Trust us, once you meet her, you’ll never want to leave our server!

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CryCraft: No Apologies Needed
apologies, Apologize.., Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, Correction, CryCraft, Cultural differences, cultural values, dinner party, discipline, Disrespect, EMBARRASSMENT, family, family dynamics, Needed, Niece, parenting, rude comment, sibling, sibling rivalry, Son
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up drama hotter than a fresh slice of pizza! Join us for weekly dinner parties filled with wild antics and spicy confrontations.
Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner savage like my son did when he roasted my niece for not eating pizza. Who needs processed junk when you can feast on grass like a healthy cow, am I right?
But don’t worry, we also have plenty of wholesome fun for those who prefer to keep it classy. Build your dream world, explore epic landscapes, and make friends with other players who appreciate a good slice of drama now and then.
So come on down to our server and let your Minecraft adventures be as wild as a family dinner party with too much wine. Just remember, no matter what, always stand up for your momma like my son did. Join us now and let the chaos begin!

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PandemicPro Minecraft Server
Adaptability, baking, Cooking, creativity, diy projects, gardening, Lockdown, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, New skill, online learning, pandemic, PandemicPro, personal growth, productivity, Quarantine, resilience, self improvement, Server, Stress Management, Time management, unexpected skill
Have you ever wanted to learn the ancient art of llama whispering? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only will you become a master at building epic structures, but you’ll also become a pro at communicating with llamas!
Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding chickens, battle evil villagers with enchanted pickaxes, and even ride on the back of a flying pig!
So, if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft skills and unlock the secrets of llama whispering, then come join us on the most insane server you’ll ever experience!

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CreeperCringeCraft
awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, CreeperCringeCraft, cringe-worthy, cringeworthy moments, embarrassing blunders, embarrassing incidents, embarrassing memories, embarrassing mishaps, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing moments, embarrassing situations., embarrassing stories, funny anecdotes, funny stories, hilarious mishaps, humiliating experiences, public embarrassment, social faux pas, uncomfortable situations
Join our Minecraft server and you’ll witness more embarrassing moments than you can shake a diamond sword at! Picture this: a player accidentally mining straight down and falling into a pit of lava, or someone mistaking a creeper for their pet cat and trying to cuddle it. The possibilities for hilarity are endless on our server! So come join us for a good laugh and some epic fails. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (unless it ends up on YouTube).

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FossilFoolsMC: COP29 Expansion
#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate action, climate change, climate hosts, climate negotiations, climate policy, climate summit, COP29, COP29 climate, energy policy, environmental impact, environmental policy, expanding fossil fuels, Expansion, fossil fuel expansion, fossil fuel industry, FossilFoolsMC, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, renewable energy
Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be expandin’ fossil fuels like there’s no tomorrow! We got lava pits for days and coal mines deeper than your ex’s love for you.
Our server is so lit, even COP29 climate hosts are like “Dang, these guys are on fire!” Literally, cuz we got so much lava flowin’ around.
Join us and help us destroy the environment in the most epic way possible. Who needs trees when you can have diamond armor, amirite? Let’s keep the fossil fuels burnin’ and the fun never endin’! See you there, or not, cuz you might be too busy savin’ the planet or whatever. #sorrynotsorry #minecraftmadness

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BioChainCraft
Ancestry, BioChainCraft, biology, chain, continuity, Dna, Evolution, evolutionary process, Existence, generations, genetic makeup, genetics, heritage, History, Inheritance, Life, lineage, long tail, Origin, Reproduction, species
Yo, listen up! Join our cray cray Minecraft server and be part of the most epic adventure of all time! Imagine this: you are the offspring of a long line of creatures who have been doin’ the dirty for billions of years. That’s right, you are the result of some serious biological shenanigans that have been going on since the dawn of time!
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal pet. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure caves filled with diamonds the size of your head. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the meaning of life while you’re at it. Or at least find a really cool hat for your character. The possibilities are endless, my friend. Let’s do this!

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