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OpioidBlockParty

addiction, Binding, Biosensors, Brain, brain activity, drug abuse, drug effects, Drug research, Fluorescence, innovation, medical imaging, medical technology, Monitoring, neurology, neuroscience, OpioidBlockParty, opioids, real-time, research, Sensor, Visualization

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7694
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have biosensors that light up like a rave party when you find those precious opioids in the game! watch as your brain lights up like a christmas tree as you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. it’s a wild ride of colors and excitement that will have you hooked for hours on end. don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience, join now for the ultimate high in minecraft gaming!

Serveration SMP: Where Some Vanilla Beans Get Spilled – Adults Only!

Adults, Beans, colors, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, competitive, comradery, Discord, Economy, Friendly, interactve commands, Leaderboards, Maturity, pre-generated world, rules, Semi Vanilla, Serveration, shopping district, Shops, smp, SPILLED, Teams, Teleportation, Vanilla, сreative server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6666
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Animals Bred:	184
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Severation SMP Minecraft Server

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla 18+
Server Software	PaperMC
Whitelisted	Yes
Rules	No griefing or stealing
Server Start Date	28/06

About Us

What started off originally as a friend group playing Minecraft together, evolved into a full blown community server, made by players interested in the community and comradery aspect.

Our Features

Shopping District
Dynmap
Two-Way Chat between Minecraft & Discord Server
Interactive chat commands
Pre-Generated World
Creative Server (coming soon)
Leaderboards

Our Values

Focus on community and interactions
Establishing a good economy
Maturity is important

Joining Instructions

Fill out the application on our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the server rules?	No griefing or stealing.
How do I join the server?	Fill out the application on our Discord server.
Is there an age requirement?	Players must be 18 years or older.
Are there in-game features like teleportation?	Yes, there are quality of life features like teleportation.

EldenCraft – Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, Bandai Namco, Build planner, Character planners, eip.gg, elden ring, EldenCraft, Exploration, FromSoftware, Gaming, general, Group password, Interactive map, Lands Between, Latest Patch, Main information document, mapgenie io, Minecraft, open world, patch notes, RPG, Server, spreadsheets

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6219
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Villages Defended:	20

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through the lands between, where you can craft, build, and explore to your heart’s content. Our latest patch includes new features like flying pigs and exploding sheep – you never know what you’ll find around the corner!

Create your own character with our character planners and embark on epic quests with your friends. Need help navigating the world? Check out our interactive map to never get lost again.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a group password that will unlock hidden treasures and secret portals. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is our Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let the chaos begin!

Pixelated Memories Minecraft Server

ai, Ai photo correction, alex jones, authentic, Blackpilled, blurry, campfires, CANDLES, family, Future, generation, Memories, Minecraft, photo correction, photography, pixelated, pixels, processing, Server, soft focus, subsurface level, uncanny valley effect., Warm, wax statue

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8674
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mines Excavated:	3142
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Alex Jones’ conspiracy theories? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question the very fabric of reality – just like that weird photo of Alex Jones’ family!

Join us and experience a world where pixels blend together like a bizarre AI experiment gone wrong. Who needs sharp focus when you can have a face that looks like a wax statue? It’s like living in a real-life meme!

Forget about traditional photography – on our server, every photo looks like it’s been through a subsurface level photo processing nightmare. You’ll never be able to tell what’s real and what’s AI, just like a generation that’s been raised on blurry, distorted images.

So come on down to our server and embrace the chaos. Who needs authentic photos when you can have a good laugh at the uncanny valley effect? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

BrotherBlock Minecraft Server

Apology, boy who cried wolf, BrotherBlock, communication breakdown, Confrontation, disbelief, emergency, emotional response, family crisis, family dynamics, Gaslighting, hospitalization, lack of trust, Minecraft, misunderstanding, over-exaggerator, panic mode, pettiness, reconciliation, serious injury, Server, skepticism, supportiveness

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9962
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take exaggeration to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and over-the-top reactions!

Imagine a world where falling off a ladder turns into a full-blown emergency room visit! Our players are experts at blowing things out of proportion, just like the wife in this story who had her husband running around in a panic.

But don’t worry, we also have a supportive community that will call you out on your BS and make sure you’re not being a gaslighting jerk. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and ridiculous situations that will make you question reality.

So come on, join our server and experience the ultimate boy who cried wolf situation gone wrong! Just remember, don’t take anything too seriously and be prepared for some outrageous storytelling. See you in the game!

ChunkyCraft: AITA Dropout?

aita, body positivity, Boundaries, ChunkyCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dropout, emotional wellbeing, family, family dynamics, fat shaming, guilt trip, health, intervention, obesity, personal responsibility, relationships, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-image, weight

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2989
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	228
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Are you tired of your family constantly nagging you about your weight? Do they keep pushing you to go outside and be more active, but all you want to do is enjoy some delicious food in peace? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the weight-shaming drama!

Join us on this server where your size doesn’t matter, and you can build your dream world without anyone judging you. No more interventions or guilt trips about missing out on family activities like hiking or Disneyland. On our server, you can be as big as you want and still have a blast!

Forget about your family’s concerns and dive into a virtual world where you can be yourself without any pressure to change. Build a castle made entirely out of cake, create a giant hot dog statue, or just relax in your pixelated paradise without anyone telling you to hit the gym.

So come join us on this hilarious Minecraft server where being fat is not a problem, it’s a celebration! Let’s laugh, build, and eat virtual snacks together while leaving all the weight-related drama behind. See you in the game, chunky champions!

MythBusted Minecraft Server

common myth, critical thinking, cultural beliefs, Debunked, education, fact check, Fallacy, false belief, knowledge, long-standing myth, Minecraft, Misconception, Misinformation, Myth, myth busting, MythBusted, Mythological, popular myth, Server, skepticism, Truth, untruth, urban legend

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2463
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to debunk the myth that all Minecraft servers are the same!

Join our server and embark on a quest to prove that the earth is actually flat in Minecraft! That’s right, forget about all that round earth nonsense, we’re all about the flat earth theory here. Explore our custom-built flat earth world and uncover hidden treasures and secrets that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of secret alien overlords who are using Minecraft to communicate with humans. Join us and uncover the truth behind this out-of-this-world conspiracy!

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the planet! Who knows what other myths we’ll debunk next?

CraftyHacksMC

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4092
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Void Armor Forged:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens! That’s right, our server has a special mod that turns pigs into fearless warriors ready to take on any foe. And don’t worry, the chickens have been training in the art of ninja combat, so it’s sure to be an epic showdown.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant talking potato who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to claim the loot. Can you out-dance a potato? There’s only one way to find out!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

CraftyGessenConvict

activism, authoritarian regime, Censorship, convicted in absentia, CraftyGessenConvict, criticizing the military, dissent, Exile, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, Journalism, Legal System, Masha Gessen, media ethics, media freedom, persecution, political repression, press freedom, russia, Russian government, US journalist

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6646
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3485
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

So, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM, you’re in the middle of a crazy adventure! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers bustin’ out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even US journalist Masha Gessen got convicted in absentia in Russia just for talking smack about our military. That’s how powerful and insane our server is.

So, if you wanna join in on the madness and have the time of your life, come on over to our Minecraft server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe some armor, just in case). Let’s get this party started, baby!

ServerShutdownMystery

Communication, connectivity, Cyberspace, data, digital age, digital existence, enigmatic essence, INFORMATION, Infrastructure, internet, mysterious concept, Network, ONLINE, physical world, Realm, Servers, ServerShutdownMystery, Technology, technology dependence, virtual reality, virtual-realm

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4883
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Yo, listen up! This server is like the internet’s secret lair, but in Minecraft form. If all servers shut down, this one would still be poppin’ off like a party that never ends. Join us and become a part of the enigmatic essence that will blow your mind, man.

We’ve got unicorns riding on rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move. You’ll never want to leave once you see the epic battles between giant chickens and evil squids. It’s like a never-ending adventure that will make your brain explode with excitement.

So come on, join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server in the universe. Who needs the real world when you can live in a place where anything is possible? Let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime, or at least until the next server reset. Let’s do this!