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MineCraftyGig – Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9421
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than the flames of Ignition? Well, look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make Diluc jealous! Join us and experience crazy events like “Outside the Canvas, Inside the Lens: Dew-Kissed Chapter” where you’ll be taking selfies with the Hilichurls.

But wait, there’s more! Our character banners are stacked with Navia, Nilou, Kaveh, Ningguang, and Kirara – they’re ready to party with you in the pixelated world. And don’t forget about our weapon banner featuring the Verdict Claymore and the Key of Khaj-Nisut Sword – perfect for slaying Endermen and Creepers.

Oh, and did we mention our daily check-in rewards are as permanent as Steve’s blocky head? Plus, we have redeemable codes that will make you swim in Primogems like a dolphin in the ocean. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s mine, build, and have a blast together!

CraftyMcCraftface – Minecraft SMP No. 269636980

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8663
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	7971	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9645	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Zombie Dances:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8029	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises (bang) and unexpected twists at every turn. Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature rumored to lay diamond eggs. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive fowl and strike it rich?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to team up with this explosive specter and take on the world together?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those unexpected bangs around every corner!

SecretCraft: Unleash the Blocks!

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2145
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Animals Bred:	177
Buildings Constructed:	48	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7269

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server if you want to uncover the deepest darkest secrets of your fellow players. Who knows what scandalous revelations you’ll stumble upon while building your pixelated empire?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a mysterious creature rumored to roam the forests and mountains of our virtual world. Will you be brave enough to hunt down this elusive beast and claim the title of Bigfoot Slayer?

So come on, join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy adventures and outrageous stories await you in this wacky Minecraft world. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. 😉

MineCrisis: Work Harder Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6043
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

So, like, this server is like the craziest place ever, man. We got managers telling you to work more, but not in a boring office job way. No, no, no. We’re talking about building epic structures, mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow, and battling mobs like a boss.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate work crisis in a virtual world. We promise you won’t be bored, and you might even forget that you have a real job to go back to. Plus, our managers are actually cool and will help you level up your skills in Minecraft like never before.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s work our way to the top of the Minecraft world together. Trust us, it’ll be a blast!

CraftyRahul’sHouseBurnt

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4459
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Void Gems Collected:	35
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

hey u, ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where u can build ur own 140 year old house just like singer rahul ananda! but beware, cuz if u dont protect it, it might get looted and burnt just like his! but dont worry, we have over 3,000 handcrafted instruments for u to play while u cry over ur burnt house. join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction!

PoleCraft: Where Phones Are Poles

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6096
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got telephone poles errwhere! u can climb em, swing from em, pretend ur tarzan or just chillax on top like a boss. we even got a secret underground base where u can talk to aliens on ur phone. yea, u heard me right. aliens. so come join us and let’s get weird together on dis wacky server!

PurrCraft: Where Cats Mourn Dogs

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3106
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

so, liek, u know how cats r all aloof n stuff? well, turns out dey actually care bout each other! dis server is liek a big family of cats, but sumtimes a dog joins in 2 shake things up. u can come join us n see all da drama unfold as we mourn our fallen comrades n bond over our love of fish n catnip. it’s a purr-fectly wild time, u gotta see it 2 believe it! come join us meow n be part of sumthing truly special.

BlockHeadz Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7397
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you might just meet the love of your life! We’ve had players fall in love, make out drunk (don’t ask how that works in Minecraft), and spend hours chatting on Discord. Who needs a relationship when you have a virtual world to escape to? Come join the madness and see where it takes you!

DadBodGamer Minecraft SMP

DadBodGamer, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9274
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	84
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and build a bond with your dad like never before! Our server is filled with challenges and adventures that will bring you and your dad closer together. From battling dragons to building epic structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly father-son build competition gets a lifetime supply of bacon! So grab your dad and join us for some quality bonding time on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

CreeperComedyClub

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3206
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Enchantments Applied:	106
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a laugh riot as we tell the dirtiest, most adult jokes you’ve ever heard in between building epic structures and battling mobs. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you rolling on the floor with their outrageous humor.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Piggy Paddle” race, where players ride pigs across a lava-filled obstacle course while dodging flying chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring and embrace the absurd, join our Minecraft server today for a non-stop comedy show that will leave you in stitches!