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TunaFreeZone Minecraft Server

break room etiquette, coworker communication, coworker conflict, first trimester, food aversions, food preferences, Minecraft, morning sickness, Nausea, Pregnancy, pregnancy accommodations, pregnancy challenges, pregnancy discomfort, pregnancy struggles, pregnancy support, pregnancy symptoms, Server, smell sensitivity, tuna, TunaFreeZone, workplace dynamics, workplace etiquette

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8372
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Divine Spears Created:	27	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the smell of unrefrigerated tuna and judgmental coworkers!

Join us for a pregnant-friendly environment where you can eat all the cold sandwiches and fruits your heart desires without fear of barfing. Our sense of smell is perfectly normal, so you won’t have to worry about any strong odors ruining your day.

We promise not to let anyone bring unrefrigerated tuna onto the server, so you can game in peace without the threat of nausea. Plus, our HR department is non-existent, so you won’t have to deal with any workplace drama like in the real world.

So come join us on this wild adventure and leave the tuna drama behind. You won’t regret it!

SickGFConcertDitcher

abandonment, angry girlfriend, Apology, BNB, Communication, Concert, concert tickets, food poisoning, foreign country, hospital again, hospital visit, Illness, IV, leaving early, love, misunderstanding, relationship, Shot, sick girlfriend, SickGFConcertDitcher, travel

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5893
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Crops Grown:	2772

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures! Just like this guy’s girlfriend, you never know what twists and turns you’ll encounter. From hospitals to concerts to butt shots (okay, maybe not that last one), our server will keep you on your toes. Who needs a foreign country when you can experience all the drama right here? Join now for a gaming experience that’s crazier than this Reddit post!

CraftyComebackz

best insults, Burn, Clever, COMEBACK, comeback jokes, comeback king, comeback lines, comeback queen, comeback quotes, CraftyComebackz, epic comeback, funny, humor, insult, quick wit, response, retort, sassy comeback, savage, verbal sparring, Witty

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	188
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of being roasted in the chat on other servers? Well, come join our Minecraft server where insults are not only allowed, they’re encouraged! We have a special feature where every time someone insults you, a diamond block magically appears in your inventory. It’s like turning hate into treasure! Plus, our community is full of witty banter and epic comebacks that will have you ROFLing for days. So why settle for boring servers when you can join ours and become the king or queen of clapbacks? Join now and start slaying both mobs and haters with style!

FuyaoCraft: FBI Edition

Accountability, Chinese company, Chinese firm, corporate misconduct, Corruption, criminal charges, Edition, fbi, financial crimes, Fuyao Glass, FuyaoCraft, illegal activities, investigation, Justice, labour abuse, law enforcement, Raid, regulatory violations, special agents, transparency, US, US-China relations, white collar crime

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3580
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchantments Applied:	234	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, even the US special agents can’t resist! we have crazy adventures and wild parties that will make you forget all about those pesky financial crimes and labour abuse. plus, our chinese firm Fuyao Glass is always throwing the wildest events, you won’t want to miss out! so come on over and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

PixelPocalypse

anomaly, current events, falling apart, global conflict, global events, global peace, global perspective, global stability, historical cycles, historical patterns, historical trends, human history, long-term perspective, normalcy, peace and conflict, peaceful era, PixelPocalypse, societal changes, societal shifts., world, world events

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4264
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

are you tired of living in a world where everything is too peaceful? come join our minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme!

we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. you never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a unicorn riding a spider or a chicken wearing a top hat.

our players are a wild bunch, always up for a challenge and ready to take on any crazy adventure. we once had a player build a roller coaster that went straight to the moon – true story!

so if you’re looking for a break from the boring, peaceful world, come join us on our minecraft server. who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

OliveOilFreeWeightLoss

cholesterol, clinical trial, diet, Food, health, heart health, Lifestyle, metabolic health, nutrition, olive oil, OliveOilFreeWeightLoss, plant based diet, Plant-Based, Prevention, research, saturated fat, study, weight loss, weight management, wellness, whole food

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9884
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s like a magical land where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the moonwalk! I heard that if you build a house out of diamonds, a unicorn will come and be your pet forever!

And get this, on this server, you can find a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy! Imagine swimming in a river of chocolate and eating cotton candy clouds, it’s like Willy Wonka’s dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold! You’ll be richer than a leprechaun on St. Patrick’s Day!

So come on and join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where the possibilities are as endless as the number of creepers waiting to blow up your creations! Let’s get blocky with it!

Veiled Haven: Where Creepers Have PTSD from Vanilla Survival

age-restriction, Armor statues, block by block, BUILD, Connect, CREEPERS, Discord, Discord-MC chat, Economy, Events, exploits, Explore, Griefing, Haven, hermitcraft, Mob Heads, player, Player abuse, ptsd, simple voice chat, Small Community, smp, Squaremap, stealing, Survival, theft, Vanilla, vanilla minecraft, veiled, Website

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	538
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Magic Items Found:	2662
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

Veiled Haven Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Server Population	Around 60 members
Modifications
	Weekly, monthly, and special events with prizes; Developing a shopping district
Rules	Age restriction of 16+; No exploits, theft, griefing, stealing, player abuse, etc.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How can I apply to join Veiled Haven?

You can apply by joining our Discord server and heading to the rules channel for instructions.

What modifications are added to the server?

Some of the modifications include Armor Statues, Player & Mob heads, Simple Voice Chat, and Discord-MC Chat. More details can be found in the info channel on our Discord server.

What kind of events does Veiled Haven host?

We host weekly, monthly, and special events with enticing prizes for all members to participate in.

Is there a shopping district on the server?

Our community is currently working on developing a shopping district after the recent Block By Block event. Expect player-run shops soon, including shops for custom discs & goat horns and even a pranks shop!

What are the rules of Veiled Haven?

We maintain a mature and respectful atmosphere with an age restriction of 16+. Any form of exploits, theft, griefing, stealing, player abuse, or any other violation of our rules is strictly prohibited.

YawnCraft International Minecraft Server

abroad, Allies, American, bedtime, Foreign, Friends, Global, International, international relations, internationally, Minecraft, night, Overseas, peaceful rest, REST, Server, Sleeping, Slumber, speaking, time difference, time zones, united states, world, YawnCraft

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3180
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of playing on servers where everyone is asleep because of time zones? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be when our American friends are snoozing! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is located in a time warp where it’s always daytime, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky mobs attacking you at night. Plus, who needs sleep when you can play Minecraft all day and night?

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the rarest resources you could ever dream of. But shh, it’s a secret so don’t tell anyone!

3. Our server is protected by a team of ninja moderators who will ban any griefers or trolls faster than you can say “creeper”. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with them.

4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server from time to time, leaving behind mysterious clues and treasures for those brave enough to find them. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life! Just remember, our American friends may be sleeping, but the fun never stops on our server.

PooPvP Master on Minecraft SMP

bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, bathroom humor, bathroom struggles, bathroom time, child development, funny kids, funny toddlers, Master, Minecraft, parenting humor, poop jokes, PooPvP, potty humor, potty time, Potty training, potty training tips, smp, toddler behavior, toddler milestones, toddler potty training, toilet humor, toilet training

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6226
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	219
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is always on the brink of doing a poo! Will he make it to the toilet in time or will it be a messy disaster? Join now to witness the epic bathroom battles unfold in real-time!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life! Will you be the lucky player to uncover this priceless loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Just be sure to watch your step around the player who’s about to do a poo… it could get messy!

CraftyCashback

anger, Asshole, bills, child, comfortable living, Contribution, CraftyCashback, electrics, financial contribution, Flat, Help, learning, Mortgage, Painting, parents, Payday, plugs, Repayment, rinsing, wires, Working, world works

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5922
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3965	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with demanding parents! Join us and escape the real world where your parents send you invoices for every little thing they’ve done for you.

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about getting billed for every nail and hammer your parents lent you. We promise not to charge you for living in our virtual world for 17 days, because that’s just ridiculous.

Don’t be the asshole in this situation, join our server and let your creativity run wild without any financial burdens. Plus, we have a special “Escape Your Parents” quest where you can defeat virtual parents who constantly ask for repayment. It’s a wild ride, but totally worth it!